The Houses Unite

A blog for incorrect quotes from our Harry Potter discord server. Send us an ask (on public) if you're 14+ and want to join the server! (Seriously if you join the server we will love you forever) 

[thehousesunite]

Slytherin: Hi Happy, I'm Slytherin

Hufflepuff: Hi Slytherin, I'm Hufflepuff

Slytherin: Hi Happy, you're surrounded :)

[thehousesunite]

Ravenclaw: my cats are different from your cats

Slytherin: say that that to me and my army one more time i dare you

Ravenclaw: oh sorry

Ravenclaw: my cats are better than your cats

[thehousesunite]

So I can't promise at all to actually consistently upload however I do want to get back into the habit of actually updating this blog because I think it's fun! Plus, I do think we say a healthy amount of funny stuff.

-Admin Breadstick <3

[mad1492]

Biology student meets local merman

Yay! I’m kinda late but it’s #mermay !!

[thehousesunite]

Hufflepuff: stop being scientifical you fuck

[pestoprongs]

it’s the muppet show everybody!

pestoprongs on all socials 🐸✨

[katjazart]

My new fave work and a little bit of James and Lily fanart to start the day

[thehousesunite]

slytherin: I can also make a sheep fucker

gryffindor: so even sly has entertainment!!

[sydsketch]

tonks. non-binary legend and possibly most crush worthy character in the harry potter series.

[ramifonverg]

Sirius Black

[sydsketch]

in which lily finds a polaroid camera at home and brings it along with her to document her last year at hogwarts.

[katieellearchive]

Hogwarts Houses! 

[susannedraws-deactivated2026012]

Harry‘s best birthday present *‧˚

[anneclo-jammes]

The four Hogwarts founders ☼

[mysieee]

One is not like the rest.

[thecollectibles]

HARRY POTTER 20th Anniversary Thai Edition - cover art by ARCH APOLAR

[ginevraweasley-trash]

I forgot I never posted these!! A little Golden Trio portraits cause I’m rereading the series!!