O)-( )-(ey )-(ow are you )-(olding up?

)-(ey. I am T)-(e Imperial Condesce. Or at least. I'm an A.I. of )-(er attac)-(ed to a potato. Yes. I know. Science )-(as gone to far. (Roleplay blog for potato!Condesce)

[theimperialpotato]

@forgottenjade

Pick me up. I want to look out the window.

[forgottenjade]

>Nostus sighs, and puts the potato on a windowsill so it can look out the window. Bloody AI…

[theimperialpotato]

Perfect. Now, stay with me and talk to me.

[theimperialpotato]

Followers! Attention! Saviours!

[theimperialpotato]

Potato lacrimosa, Potato po uota, Dive me a atra anima evicta, Diu e me a atra a mei a adiu, Tristi anima evicta, Tristi demu notu, Do mo nata anima evicta, Dega mi atra ala te teme cha.

[theimperialpotato]

@forgottenjade

Pick me up. I want to look out the window.

[theimperialpotato]

Being a potato is hard.

[aliitvodeson]

Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding

[theimperialpotato]

Potato zoned again. 38(

[furbearingbrick]

↖ has a nice butt

[theimperialpotato]

"I can take you to meet my fat)-(er…" The potato said softly, excited that someone would want to meet the family let alone be with it.

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                   ❤ —- “…is your father a large potato?                                 Would you both fair well being…my…                                    …my lovely french fries?”

[theimperialpotato]

"I am not big on t)-(e w)-(ole vore t)-(ing but if t)-(at is w)-(at you want my love, so be it."

[notfuckinghydra-blog]

When you and your rp partner do the thing in an rp without considering all the consequences and it all goes to hell

[theimperialpotato]

spxnalisumbra

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

[theimperialpotato]

Oh if potatoes could blush! Oh if only they could blush! This royal potato would be blushing so much right now!

"I- I liked t)-(at…" It said. Obviously it couldn’t feel the kiss, being a potato, but it liked the gesture none the less and would smile if it could.

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

❤ —-...

[theimperialpotato]

"I can take you to meet my fat)-(er..." The potato said softly, excited that someone would want to meet the family let alone be with it.

[theimperialpotato]

why is this potato blog so adorable

"Because I am the best."

[theimperialpotato]

"I t)-(ink it is… Maybe you s)-(ould kiss me…" The potato’s single robot eye glowed warmly at the thought.

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                      ❤ —- “Kiss you!?”                 And her eyes began to glow and glisten like the                     universe and it’s lovely, milky stars that swam in the sky.                             “…so fast. But if you are my boyfriend.”               And thus the succubus leaned inward, giving                the potato a little smooch upon the surface of it’s                  spud covered, dirty head.

[theimperialpotato]

Oh if potatoes could blush! Oh if only they could blush! This royal potato would be blushing so much right now!

"I- I liked t)-(at..." It said. Obviously it couldn't feel the kiss, being a potato, but it liked the gesture none the less and would smile if it could.

[theimperialpotato]

"… Good point. Please be gentle."

The potato just lay there. On a table probably. The roots not moving. Because it is a potato.

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                    ❤ —- “Very well~!”                  Cue her tiny fingers pinching the edge                   of the potato root, the succubus not                     really moving either because the potato                        cannot move, because it is — a potato.                                       “…oh…a boyfriend. Is this what it feels like?”  

[theimperialpotato]

"I t)-(ink it is... Maybe you s)-(ould kiss me..." The potato's single robot eye glowed warmly at the thought.

[theimperialpotato]

"Miss. I am a potato. I don’t )-(ave )-(ands."

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                           ❤ —- “…then use your roots?                                        Potatoes have roots, right?”

[theimperialpotato]

"... Good point. Please be gentle."

The potato just lay there. On a table probably. The roots not moving. Because it is a potato.

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                             ❤ —- “So are you my new boyfriend?                                           If you are, you need to hold my hand.”

[theimperialpotato]

"Miss. I am a potato. I don't )-(ave )-(ands."

[theimperialpotato]

queenincheck Would you fuck a potato?