The Incredible Mister Cross

this blog is pretty random, used to be a lot into fandom stuff but not so much anymore so now it's just whatever I find pretty or obsess about currently

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[pyupa]

the first thing i;ve ever made in blender. i hope everyone likes it, it took me an entire day.

[footlongdingledong]

[weltenwellen]

Maya C. Popa, from “Dear Life”, Wound Is the Origin of Wonder

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[mundane-theron-sca-etienne]

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[rhaenyratargeryen]

PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair

[tootietwo2]

let’s play in the eelgrass with mama

[idiosyncatsy]

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

[papayajuan2019]

i love the world so much. why do i often forget this

[anditslove]

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[metfell]

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

[faery-berry-blast]

I’m so shook amazing :0

[naamahdarling]

Man, talk about fuck that one guy in particular.

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[blessedchaosgod]

these are the real traditions

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thecolorsfucked]

both of these men are playing 21 year olds in this scene:

[lordnot]

[toastbutteregg]

[nachtkissen]

the subreddit is using that pic as their header

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

MA'AM.

[tashaste-too]

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

[ariaste]

Additional discourse that tumblr is not ready for: Vampires are mammals, on account of they nurse their young

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