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literally always confused and lowkey upset

[shittyidea]

Name your child “Dad”

[wifis-lildevil]

[sunflowersinthemoonlight]

[snorted]

Follow Our Instagram Account @420Dankninja

[opossummypossum]

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[icouldhavecats]

[theclearlydope]

[patrik-star]

“Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it.”

“That’s funny.”

“My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica.”

[meludymoved]

what if someone stabbed a headphone jack into your nipple and they started listening to it and it was the best music in the world

[egberts]

i think u mean the breast music in the world

[andthentheresallthisshit]

well i’m fucking done

[bricesander]

[reptiliaa]

[lostcoldlove]

[ruinedchildhood]

She’s going down a dark path…

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[shencomix]

No, I’LL hang up.

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[morefunthanb4]

[firelorcl]

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

[brinty]

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it