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i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"

and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:

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volach-deactivated20230326

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

womenintheirwebs-archived

wow she read them down

sbrown82

She ate they ass up!!!!

aegnor29

kinglucasmasalla

freegameplanet

RoboCop Vs Predator is a ridiculous retro action game RoboCop teams up with lots of 80's action movie characters to take down a Predator!

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inthesensethat-deactivated20240

Incredible

thanook

wait so

all this time it was not normal

because all the time I have something playing in my head

(Most recently its usually Lagtrain, Loopspinner or a remix of the two)

redvelvetrevolver

its completely normal. 92% of people get songs stuck in their head.

smolbeerke

#next on tiktok: did you know having THOUGHTS is ABNORMAL and a sign of BPD???

thatwhichresemblesthegrave

this feels like a good time to plug this study:

The informational content about autism made available on TikTok reaches a wide number of people. Most of the information provided, however,

"An examination of the top 133 videos providing informational content on autism, which totaled 198.7 million views and 25.2 million likes, showed that 27% of the videos were classified as accurate, while 41% were classified as inaccurate and 32% as overgeneralized."

kiran-wears-science-blues

Here is a link to a free full-text version of the article mentioned above!

rainbow-ginger-butterfly

Tiktok is a scourge

humansofnewyork

“You’re a slut and a whore for the algorithm. I couldn’t do it anymore. You can never feed it enough. You start out making art, and hoping that the door will open. You’re looking for that viral moment so it opens up the door and you can do the thing full time. But you start to compromise just to get the door to open: guessing what it wants, debasing yourself, alienating yourself. Until you’re not even in service to your art anymore. You’re in service to the algorithm. Deep down every artist just wants to be seen. Everyone does. And that’s how it controls you. The algorithm makes you behave in a certain way, create in a certain way, in exchange for being seen. And if something can change what you do, it can change who you are. And I didn’t sign up for that. I didn’t sign up to become a content creator. Art was supposed to be a way for me to be in search of, in service to, in community with. It was my ministry. Art was supposed to be my ministry.”

programmerhumour

Once upon a time…

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

thebeanestbad

personification-of-anxiety

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

fuckjoh

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pansear-doodles-deactivated2024

this made me sad for some reason

simplyjustkate-deactivated20240

How to be The Next Level in Three Months:

BODY

- eat healthier

- stop binge eating

- green salad once a day

- drink water

- exercise

- get your sleep 6-8 hours

- wake up and go to bed early.

- look presentable

- skincare, haircare, body care.

MINDSET

- make a to do list

- work on self esteem

- be confident

- fix insecurity

- tell affirmations to myself to love myself.

- set my 6th month goal, 3rd month goal, 1st month goal.

- be positive in bad situation

- watch a motivational video every morning

- stop complaining.

- read a book per month

- stop using phone 1 hour after waking up

- limit screen time 1 hour before bed

- wake up and meditate and do my morning routine

- journal daily

- spend at least one hour a day silent

- less internet, more real life

- meditation

stay-close

“I forgive people but that doesn’t mean I accept their behavior or trust them again. I forgive them for me, so I can let go and move on with my life.”

— Unknown

secondlina

Let's get cozy, friend.

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minicheck

VIctoria Rosę Richards pushed landscape embroidery neatly forward!

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misscrazyfangirl321

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

misscrazyfangirl321

You aren't dead, but you're moving 12 hours away.

You aren't dead, but you're leaving our friend group.

You aren't dead but you've moved to a different state and now we text twice a year.

You aren't dead but you blocked me.

You aren't dead but we stopped talking, not on purpose but so long ago that I wouldn't even know what to say to you now.

You aren't dead but you're a stranger to me now.

You aren't dead but we lost touch and now I don't even remember your username.

You aren't dead but I ended things with you and now we never speak.

You aren't dead but I still have to grieve you. Whether I'd change it if I could or not, you're still a presence that I'm used to and now you won't be there anymore.

And so I grieve.

schreibfederlaerm

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.