Questions & Answers

Ask the Cut & Run characters a question. Don't expect a straight answer. Pick your poison:

[theinterrogationroom]

Ty, does Zane talk in his sleep?

Ty: Not really. He yells at me without opening his eyes when I poke him, does that count?

Zane: You’re such a dick.

Ty: But I’m your dick.

Zane: Ty.

Ty: Wait … that came out better in my head.

[theinterrogationroom]

Ty - In your free time, have you ever considered volunteering at an animal shelter with the kitties? That way you could get your kitty fix without having to beg Zane! It's also a very rewarding experience when you can get a shy kitty to open up to you (I volunteer every week and it's awesome).

Ty: We did that in Jacksonville, actually. It was just as much therapy for us as it was for the animals. That’s how Kelly wound up with Cat and Kitty.

Kelly: Hey. Everyone here knows if I hadn’t taken those babies home, you would have!

Ty: I’m not arguing, I was right behind him.

Owen: It didn’t matter who took them home, they still wound up on Nick’s lap.

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"And every day you wake up and you realize that some day you’re going to have to tell them, and you’re going to have to watch the betrayal as they realize they can’t fucking trust you anymore!" ... dude. I think someone you're not really talking to right now might have some insight. Js. Jssss.

Nick: I . . .

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Nick, when and where did you first have sex with a man?

Nick: In a little place called NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

Kelly: Welp. Nick’s gotten to the shouty caps stage.

Ty: Chickens and sex. That’s how it happens.

Zane: How what happens?

[theinterrogationroom]

Oh now come on! You can't just leave us hanging. Why is Nick afraid of chickens?

Nick: We ducked into a chicken coop for cover and CHICKENS ARE SCARY OKAY.

[theinterrogationroom]

Kelly when people flirt with you does Nick get really jealous?

Kelly: No, not at all. My Nicko is pretty laid back over just about everything.

[theinterrogationroom]

Sup Gay Bull?

’Sup.

[theinterrogationroom]

Deuce how much do you think you could make off of Sidewinder and Zane?

Deuce: So much. I could retire off them.

[theinterrogationroom]

Zane and Nick. My sister is a huge fan of The Walking Dead and she ships Bethyl. Opinions?

Nick: I think she needs to catch up on this season, dude.

Zane: I was all over that ship, too.

[theinterrogationroom]

Hey Zane! Zayn from One Direction left the band, you should take his place as the new Zane! You've got similar coloring, you could pull it off I think :)

Zane: I don’t think that’s......sorry for your loss?

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nick, what was it about jeremy that made you have an actual relationship with him?

Nick: Well, I was trapped at his place the entire weekend. I guess it gave him more of a chance than I usually gave people. I liked him.

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questions for everyone time! deuce, what's your favorite embarrassing childhood story about ty? kelly, how kinky was your ex wife (also what the heckie was her name i hate calling her just 'your ex wife' yknow)? digger, how old were you when you discovered your love of explosions? owen, what is your favorite word beginning with the letter L?

Deuce: I’m confused as to why I got dragged into this. I was on vacation.

Kelly: Not going to answer this.

Digger: I was barely walking when I tried to light my first match!

Owen: . . . .llllloser.

[theinterrogationroom]

Ty? Talked to Nick lately?

Ty: Well . . .

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Nick & Kelly, tbh, how did you two not kiss or /anything/ even like in the dark in a club or like drunken whoops, because you two seem to have had chemistry for /years/

Kelly: It just wasn’t on the table.

Nick: I spent my whole life in fear of slipping up. With Ty, and then with Kelly. hell, even Eli sometimes. I had this ship buttoned up tight.

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Kelly, what kind of pet do you want the most?

Kelly: One that loves me.

Nick: Aww, babe.

Kelly: Is that really so much to ask?!

Nick: What if we got you a pet rock?

Kelly: That’s not funny, Nick!

Nick: Agree to disagree!

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Sidewinder + Zane : What's your view on brussel sprouts? Delicious drops of nutrition or disgusting satanic ballsacks?

Owen: Wow.

Ty: I’m sensing rage issues.

Zane: I like brussels sprouts....

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I found a cane online, that is a rechargeable stun gun, but my family thinks it's too dangerous for this old lady. Help me come up with convincing reasons why I do need it.

Ty: “Because I said so” seems like a pretty good reason.

Zane: Please do not tell Ty where you found that thing.