[theintrusivethots]

my biggest revenge on all my opps is that I keep getting hotter and having the most fun

[theintrusivethots]

Ovulating is the equivalent of going to war if at war everyone was really sexy and kissing eachother

[theintrusivethots]

The feminine urge to be called baby

[theintrusivethots]

celibacy update:

today I am yearning. for no one in particular. just want to be called baby by someone handsome. maybe I’m just ovulating.

[theintrusivethots]

has anyone made a stamp that looks like a lipstick kiss mark??? 💋 awesome if so

[theintrusivethots]

winter is not the time for a meaningless romance bc i WILL be posted up w shawty pondering the ceaseless constant endless incessant interminable unrelenting merciless passage of time & the way it consumes everything in its path… which can be a bit of a vibe kill

[theintrusivethots]

I want to become famous for saying funny stuff on tumblr but I don’t want to put hashtags on my posts

[theintrusivethots]

She simile on my metaphor until I hyperbolise

[theintrusivethots]

notes on my recent celibacy decision

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[probuccalfat]

the idea of constant accessibility through texting feels like a genuine infringement of my autonomy to me like it’s hard for me because i am a dope conversationalist and enjoy really engaged, long, wandering chats but mostly over the phone or in person instead of text. texts feel… depleting to me, exhausting. it’s shallow but it’s constant, at once both understimulating and overstimulating for me. it’s fucking wack being a face to face girl in a phone world. i’m sorry i never text back—it is actually because i love you too much to send you some bullshit just for the sake of it.

[theintrusivethots]

Don’t forget that the phone serves you, you don’t serve it.

[theintrusivethots]

Every straight person is a little gay but not every gay person is a little straight

[theintrusivethots]

Didn’t know this city was hosting the fumble a baddie olympics this year 😭😭😭

[theintrusivethots]

the sooner we realise we all just wanna make out with eachother, the better…

[theintrusivethots]

The concept of “post-ovulation clarity” suggests the presence of both a “pre-ovulation confusion” and a “during-ovulation illusion”…

[theintrusivethots]

he’s my side hoe and I’m my main hoe

[theintrusivethots]

so this didn’t end up working out… #friendzoned