Astronaut Laundry, Butterfly Penises, & Secret Fish

Heart of a chief. Soul of a dragon. Booty of a God. Gracefulness of a drunken platypus. -nefertsukia.tumblr

[hotlocalwizards]

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

[nm-qttps-old]

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

[hotlocalwizards]

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

big sweaters and short skirts with thigh highs reblog if you agree 

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

[minacoladas]

I love this post so much

[shrmptst]

my hand slipped

[elasmata]

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

[sodomquake-deactivated20140715]

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

[wolvensnothere]

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

[roseroyalty-moving]

In case anyone was wondering! Navajo Raven in the new Teen Titans Earth One

[hipandhorrific]

ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

thor may have had only fifteen minutes of screentime in aou but every one of them was pure gold

[victorpopejr]

가끔은 고양이와 춤을 춥시다

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[chucktingleofficial]

THIS IS AN ENTIRE DAY AT MY JOB

[vicrathis]

My McGonagall Appreciation Post.

[luxgalador]

I hope you grow with grace this year, even if the path is rocky and rough. I hope you get closer to where and who you want to be.

[atreyu-tari]

[murye]

wait…why did tumblr replace my drawings with cinnamon rolls????????

[dommifox-deactivated20181204]

SCAREDY CATS.

[ema-j-blog]

[hardcorebitxh]

[an-inarticulate-senseofsuburbia]

I thought that said “I love the sex” and I was about to hit the reblog button so fast that I’m kind of disappointed rn

[beyonce-knowles]

[mlder]

I can’t stop laughing at Carrie being told “NO” by Mark. Also, Harrison Always Knows Best.

This is from a documentary called “From Star Wars to Jedi” released in 1983. Thanks @wookieekisses because I found that bit thanks to your post!