Their.gayyourhonour

JJPope incorrect quotes and some edits and shit here and there AO3: Marvel4Lifebitch Instagram: their.gayyourhonour

[theirgayyourhonour]

*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

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Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

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JJ: Bitches b like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Pope: I-

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JJ, fake crying: I’m so sorry!

Pope: liar

JJ: *stops fake crying* 😐

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Pope: You know, usually people with daddy issues become strippers

JJ: I mean, the option is still available to me

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Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?

JJ: They taste bad

Pope:

Pope: How-

JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!

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Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

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JJ: *sitting on John B’s bed. Hasn't eaten all day*

JJ: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Pope: *kicks down the door* JJ LAWRENCE MAYBANK

JJ: OH FUCK-

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Pope: I'm bi and confused.

Kiara: About being bi?

Pope: No, I just want to know what the fuck is going on.

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*reunion after the motorcycle incident *

JJ: Pope?

JJ: Pope!

JJ: *running in slow motion*

Pope: JJ?

Pope: JJ!

Pope: *runs to him in slow motion*

JJ: Pope!

Pope: JJ!

JJ: Pope! That was the narliest power slide I’ve ever done-

Pope: *grows angry* JJ!

JJ: *grows concerned* Pope..?

Pope: *goes into full sprint, angry* JJ!!!

JJ: *turns to run away* OH FUCK

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JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah

Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?

Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?

JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-

Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK

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John B: why are you carrying a plant?

JJ: Pope said I asked too many stupid questions so he's making me carry a plant around to make up for all the oxygen I wasted

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Pope: *Is carrying all the groceries*

JJ: *Holds out hand to help*

Pope: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold JJ’s hand*

JJ: that’s not what I meant but ok

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JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

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Pope: You look mentally ill.

JJ: I am. Let's go.

Pope: JJ-

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Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.