Their Majesty

Call me mason 🍃 A03 author, headcanon and I draw stuff now Currently fixating on - outlast again

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Grief is so weird because tell me why I need to send a tiktok fnaf edit to a dead person. Like I opened share and then remembered she’s been gone like 3 years now. And like I’m pissed i can’t send her this TikTok edit because I know she would’ve gone wild over it.

We met on tumblr and bonded over nerd shit so media was so ingrained into our friendship. And it’s so weird that for a moment I forgot she was even dead. I just wanted to show her something i knew she’d like.

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So we’ve discussed how they have sex but…. What about when Aurora Kress needs to piss? Does it just drip down his shoulder? What position must Otto have to get into for her to effectively use a toilet?

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Asked my friend "who’s the old nonce in the locksock the warden hallucination"

FUCK YOU MEAN THATS WERNICKE?!

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CCB 4 ever is tattooed on the wardens tit, does anyone know what that stands for?

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Prediction: Amelia’s new escape plot will culminate in the reagents flying away in hot air balloons.

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Ok this might be a dumb question but I’m writing a fic so I DO actually want answers (or guesses)

How does the warden…. Anything? How is he giving Coyle head with the headpiece on? I can’t see a mouth hole in the bag underneath either? Surely the metal tongue is in the way?

And how can he see where he’s crawling? He obviously can because when he crawls out of the showers he goes first. But there’s false eyes where eyeholes should be?

Am i just being dumb?

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I actually think it makes the warden far less interesting as a character to just generalise that he’s naturally submissive and into his dynamic with coyle because we lose so much nuance. I’d actually love to know more from red barrels about him and how he came to be what he is.

Firstly that he’s fat. You don’t see fat reagents, especially considering we’re led to believe the average reagent diet is the bare minimum required for survival. So where did he come from? And if he was a reagent as most of our trial victims are that means he’s been made to look that way on purpose

I think personally it’s far more interesting to believe he wasn’t naturally inclined to be submissive and that murkoff DID something to program this behaviour into him the same way they do to reagents.

And saying he’s into it when his dialogue tells us it’s more of a prison wife situation where he’s accepted trading sexual favours for power, protection and other special privileges

I think writing his character off as just an SA victim or going the other way and being like ‘he’s just freaked out' has us losing a lot of nuance. Like I wanna see theories, headcanons. There’s so much to delve into

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You think a reagent has put their dick in the blood drive thingy yet?

Imma put my dick in there

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Went into literature hoping to improve the quality of my outlast fanfics. Now I have a masters degree. You’re welcome

Graduated today and the whole time I was thinking about trials I can’t even lie

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Things we now know about Coyle courtesy of project boneyard.

He likes a finger up the ass

He has a daddy kink

He has a thing for spanking

He refers to his cock and balls respectively as ‘little justice' and 'the deputies'

His nickname for anal sex is spelunking

He likes em CHUNKY

Feel free to take this information to AO3

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So among other things project boneyard gives us conclusive evidence that Leland Coyle is queer.

Guess who’s getting drawn for pride next year ? Congrats on coming out bro 🏳️‍🌈

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So fun fact about me I learned about Bloody Mary from a fic on AO3 before I ever engaged with either movie. So first I watched PHM and the joy I experienced changed my life.

Now for SOME REASON I thought iron lung would be a movie with a similar vibe, my guard was wayyy down.

I watched that shit high as balls and now you couldn’t pay me to watch it again. I don’t think I’ve ever been so close to a panic attack in my life.

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POV: you’re the warden about to give Coyle straight teeth

Re upload, I fixed it.

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FUCK ME I UPLOADED UNFINISHED ART I FORGOT COYLES BURNS. please stand by while I fix it

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Oh so you like graverobber from REPO! but you think Victor Gideon is ugly? That’s just the same guy in a different font

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"Are you team Easterman or team Amelia?"

Let me put it this way. All she wanted was to find her boyfriend.

That man took her freedom, killed her lover, mutilated her friends, hunted her, beat her, starved her hanging from a wall to the brink of death, kept her in a medically induced coma state, burnt her with his cigarettes and it’s implied he assaulted her in that state too. ALL WHILE KEEPING HER UPDATED ON HIS PLANS FOR THE TRIALS,

She was conscious through it all, I know my girl has been PLOTTING.

Fuck me Easterman has a big storm coming.

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If project boneyard doesn’t inspire a ton of coyle x easterman onto AO3 then we have truly lost the plot. PICK UP YOUR PENS MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS OUR CULTURE