Their Majesty

Call me mason 🍃 A03 author, headcanon and I draw stuff now Currently fixating on - outlast again

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Ok kids we’re gonna play a game. It’s called how many outlast trials can I get through before the edibles kick in and shit gets weird.

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Ok the answer was:

3 until it got weird

4 and i actually called it quits

Started 5, took one look at the night hunter and noped tf out

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Ok kids we’re gonna play a game. It’s called how many outlast trials can I get through before the edibles kick in and shit gets weird.

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I’ve been complaining for ages that the outfit choices for reagents are really ugly. Like my reagent has a bigger wardrobe selection than me but all the clothes are fugly

Do we think it’s because murkoff is recycling the clothes from dead reagents? Like am I wearing a dead guys shorts? Is that why all the clothes are so fucked up?

… and yes, I care my reagent has good customisation options. I wanna treat it like a dress up game then go into the trials fly as hell

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Platonic forcemasc because your dad *or insert father figure* is gonna make you the son he always wanted.

You not into sports? Too damn bad we're gonna go throw a ball around.

You fall over? I’m not gonna coddle you. Rub some dirt in it and get the hell back up.

Those kids at school are picking on you? Guess I’m teaching you how to fucking fight.

Having your first beer on the porch. It’s bitter, you’ll get used to it.

You help me around the house with all the rough jobs that girls don’t do and at the end I might miss up your hair and tell you 'proud of you, boy."

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I really want the red barrels to slip a line from Barbie girl into Franco Barbi's dialogue options for my own personal enjoyment. Here are a few good options

(Try to read them in his voice)

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Undress me everywhere

Hanky panky

You can play

(My personal favourite) Let’s go party

If they’d rather use the modern version of the Barbie song used for the movie I’d also accept "it’s Barbie bitch."

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You keep reading them so I’ll keep making them. Alternatives to police/military forcemasc

Street/ gang forcemasc. Smoking weed and bare knuckle fighting. You take your initiation like a man because nobody is gonna go soft on you. Drink warm beer and get tattooed in someone’s garage.

This is obviously romanticised trash, don’t actually get involved in county lines bullshit I’m not endorsing that

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"Military forcemasc, police forcemasc" fuck that. Cowboy forcemasc. We’re outlaws in the American west and you’re gonna show me how to shoot ride and fuck like a man.

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What do you MEAN outlast is 15 years old?!

I’m never getting out of these trenches

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Oh my god Leon, his breath smells like that because he just got done eating me out, don’t be rude.

[zarstarss]

i fear this might be my magnum opus

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Ily mother gooseberry, i love your themology and how you almost know you’re trapped in murkoff too. I love your depiction of older women horror games need that. I love your design and how they made you look soft and wide instead of sharp edges, I love the implications of characterising you as a POC. I love how everything you represent is connected to eastermans personal hangups. I love your depiction of repressed trauma and codependency with an abuser. I love you

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Every Policeman needs a dog

Couple things

We’re ignoring the parts u can see where i got bored. This has sat half finished for months

I forgot the reagent gear… and it’s ugly so 🤷‍♂️

Yes, this is to fuel the coyle/trans man forcemasc fantasy i have. I’m not sorry

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I didn’t realise when people ask about outlast trials OC's they meant prime assets. Mine are always reagents. I like to dress up my current reagent and give them their own backstory and whatever.

Anyway this is my guy rn, I call him skeet because that’s what he likes to do across floors. He’s a stoner boy that got kicked out of his parents house and thought murkoff was offering a hand out. He likes Hawaiian shirts and refuses to get a haircut. He is very precious and beautiful to me

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Advice for my fic (TW addiction🚨)

So i started a Victor Gideon x reader fic that was basically meant to be for me, I was being sad and self indulgent about addiction but it actually has a following on ao3 now and people waiting for an ending.

I’m dragging my feet because honestly idk what to do. It feels wrong to finish off the story with my reader character being completely clean and happy because I started this about me and I’m still in active addiction. Same time I feel like I’m letting my readers down with a bittersweet end.

I feel like best i can do is end it like reader is trying to recover and it’s not perfect but it’s hopeful because she has things to live for… even if it isn’t what people want.

I also feel like I owe my audience an explanation for why I can’t do some happily ever after and that I might one day when I sort my life out

Idk any advice?

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So I keep screenshots of my trials gradings in a folder so I can see if I’m improving. Forgot what I named it and just had to have a very interesting conversation with a family member using my account.

I didn’t consider how this would look to someone who isn’t chronically online

What can I say 🤷‍♂️ easterman yells at me a lot

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Outlast characters - are they invited to the blunt rotation? 🍃

Chris Walker.

It’s a soft no. Like he might be able to come if he promises not to freak out. I feel like he’d just get quiet. I don’t wanna hear his heavy breathing

Rick Trager.

Hard no. Too much yap. I don’t wanna hear about the stock market. It’d come back wet and he’d do it on purpose. Would make me paranoid.

Eddie Gluskin

No but I feel like he doesn’t wanna come. He wouldn’t be into it and that’s okay.

Frank manera

Absolutely. He’s in the dream rotation. Would probably roll for us. Hope he doesn’t get the munchies, I can’t door dash human meat.

Miles upshur

Yes. He’s funny and can tell stories about all the places he’s broke into. He’d be polite enough to bring some snacks or smth

Waylon park.

Yes. I find him soothing but idk if he’d be interested. He’d get the invite but might stay home.

Blake Langerman

A soft yes but he has to know he’s on thin ice. We have growing up catholic trauma to discuss but only if he doesn’t have a panic attack. All the other outlast 2 characters are a flat no.

Trials

Leland Coyle

Fuck no isn’t strong enough. If he shows up, run. I fear this one is self explanatory.

Mother gooseberry

A soft no similar to Chris. She could be bumped up to a maybe if she leaves dr futterman outside. She might bake us cookies.

Franco Barbi

Hard no. It’d kill me I think. He’d spike that shit and start doing some weird sexual stuff. The blunt would come back VERY wet.

Liliya Bogmolova

Yeah I feel like she’d do ok. Quiet most of the time then she’d drop something really philosophical. You kinda forget she’s there for most of it.

Otto and arora cress

Surprisingly, yes. I find their conversations entertaining and they’ll probably keep their freaky shit to one another. They have money so they’re footing the bill.

The pusher

I know it’s unwise but he’s absolutely invited. Also on the dream rotation. I find him funny and i just feel like he gets the vibe.

The pitcher

Definitely. Love that guy, he’s gotta promise not to be loud tho. Gotta let him light it. Keep your eye on your lighter though, I feel like he’d steal them.

Bonus: noakes and Dorris are invited but that one white lady at the pharmacy isn’t, sorry i just don’t like her

Easterman doesn’t get an invite. He gets a restraining order.

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Ok I’ve been convinced. They’re all invited to the rotation. Here’s how they each fuck it up

Chris Walker - so I mentioned his heavy breathing before but I wanna elaborate. Panting in otherwise dead silence - or so loud that i can’t remember what i was saying. He’d also bring up his military service and it’d freak me out.

https://youtu.be/Ow1WsiAx-hg?si=nnwrdXiINmrmSRxf

I also think he’d like to stare. Like if it was just me and him at the function he’d stare too much. Too intently and make me anxious.

Rick Trager - he’d start off talking about taxidermy or something else cool and then he’d casually say something so fucking terrifyingly ominous that’d make me want him out my house instantly.

He’d work better one on one (if I felt brave enough) because if he doesn’t have 100% of the rooms attention all the time he gets mad.

Eddie Gluskin - he’d fuck with the playlist and put on love songs from like 1910. Then he’d either try and flirt with me or just go on a misogynistic rant about how he’s such a nice guy and no women will marry him.

He’d hit that shit once then immediately start compulsively cleaning and tidying up. I have a real friend who does this and it’s all vibes until it’s not your own house. You’re laying down and he’s across the room folding your shirts.

Frank manera - nothing he’s perfect 🫶 in all seriousness he’d eat all my food and have the audacity to complain I didn’t get the ‘good' crisps. He’d suggest a nature walk and my fat ass can’t handle that.

Telling the group why they should all go vegan.

I’d look up and catch him staring then he’d fuckin bite me.

Miles upshur - he’d wanna GO somewhere. Like no I’m sorry the vibe isn’t let’s go break in somewhere. He’s the sort of guy to bring a guitar and hold everyone hostage while he plays wonderwall.

He starts talking about cryptids and urban legends and shit. I can’t with all that.

Waylon park - instantly nonverbal. It doesn’t kill the vibe, him then being awkward about it because he thinks he’s being weird kills the vibe.

Gets fixated on a picture of his wife and kids in his wallet and gets in his feelings because ‘they’re growing up too fast'

Trials

Leland Coyle - he just would fuck it up, wouldn’t he. Like I could make a list.

He’d kick me out to get him a beer. Every word out of his mouth is strange. He’d pick fights. He leers at everyone. Every conversation goes back to sex or violence. Makes it political in the worst way.

Finally he drops a slur and gets kicked out.

His playlist is really good though. That stays

Mother gooseberry - her and 'daddy' get into an argument. It gets physical. She tries to convince everyone to do coke. Brings her kids when they were not invited.

One on one i just have no idea what we would talk about. I think she’d ask to look at my teeth and i just really don’t fw that.

Franco barbi - won’t stop ageplaying. Not awful if he’s placated with cartoons but will keep asking you to get him stuff. Gets touchy and cuddly. Watches weird ass asmr on his phone with the volume way up

He’s better off one on one because there’s no crowd to play up to. Probably cries at one point

Liliya Bogomolova - she moves too quietly and wil not be in the same spot you thought she was in. She also sits in really weird positions. Stoned bible study can be really great - NOT HOW SHE DOES IT.

I feel like she enjoys her own space and wants to leave after a while but doesn’t wanna say so.

she has a prophecy for me and I don’t wanna hear it.

Kress twins- I feel like a third wheel. I KNOW they smoke it weird, like smoke goes in her mouth and comes out his.

In a group they’d make comments about everyone present like we can’t hear them - and I hope you have thick skin because they’re mean.

They’d be rude about my house being too small or whatever, find 8 different ways to call me poor to my face.

The pusher would roll and it’d be so unbelievably fat. He’d lie about what strain he has. You’re feeling odd? It’s because he gave you something else, enjoy the scariest trip of your life.

The pitcher is just obnoxiously loud, like stop yelling? He likes lighting it more than smoking it. He entertains himself by throwing stuff - sometimes at me. He’d end the night by stealing my lighter.

The night hunter…. Just scares me honestly. He doesn’t have to do anything he just scares the fuck outta me.

Easterman reminds me of everything I should have gotten done today and haven’t. He degrades me for it for like a half hour then refers to himself as 'daddy' in the third person. It’s weird for everyone.

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Ok idk if this is a hot take or not but it pisses me off how infantilised Eric from the kress twins trial is by the fanbase because he’s autistic. "Like oh he’s just a sweet little guy I feel bad now."

Like as an autistic person it doesn’t just give me the ick it makes me question your media literacy. What we as reagents do to people in the trials isn’t worse because it’s done to an autistic person, it’s bad full stop.

"I’m gonna protect Eric.🥺" It’s giving the kids I used to see in school that’d treat disabled kids like pets. Knock it off.