Ok Iāve been convinced. Theyāre all invited to the rotation. Hereās how they each fuck it up
Chris Walker - so I mentioned his heavy breathing before but I wanna elaborate. Panting in otherwise dead silence - or so loud that i canāt remember what i was saying. Heād also bring up his military service and itād freak me out.
https://youtu.be/Ow1WsiAx-hg?si=nnwrdXiINmrmSRxf
I also think heād like to stare. Like if it was just me and him at the function heād stare too much. Too intently and make me anxious.
Rick Trager - heād start off talking about taxidermy or something else cool and then heād casually say something so fucking terrifyingly ominous thatād make me want him out my house instantly.
Heād work better one on one (if I felt brave enough) because if he doesnāt have 100% of the rooms attention all the time he gets mad.
Eddie Gluskin - heād fuck with the playlist and put on love songs from like 1910. Then heād either try and flirt with me or just go on a misogynistic rant about how heās such a nice guy and no women will marry him.
Heād hit that shit once then immediately start compulsively cleaning and tidying up. I have a real friend who does this and itās all vibes until itās not your own house. Youāre laying down and heās across the room folding your shirts.
Frank manera - nothing heās perfect š«¶ in all seriousness heād eat all my food and have the audacity to complain I didnāt get the āgood' crisps. Heād suggest a nature walk and my fat ass canāt handle that.
Telling the group why they should all go vegan.
Iād look up and catch him staring then heād fuckin bite me.
Miles upshur - heād wanna GO somewhere. Like no Iām sorry the vibe isnāt letās go break in somewhere. Heās the sort of guy to bring a guitar and hold everyone hostage while he plays wonderwall.
He starts talking about cryptids and urban legends and shit. I canāt with all that.
Waylon park - instantly nonverbal. It doesnāt kill the vibe, him then being awkward about it because he thinks heās being weird kills the vibe.
Gets fixated on a picture of his wife and kids in his wallet and gets in his feelings because ātheyāre growing up too fast'
Leland Coyle - he just would fuck it up, wouldnāt he. Like I could make a list.
Heād kick me out to get him a beer. Every word out of his mouth is strange. Heād pick fights. He leers at everyone. Every conversation goes back to sex or violence. Makes it political in the worst way.
Finally he drops a slur and gets kicked out.
His playlist is really good though. That stays
Mother gooseberry - her and 'daddy' get into an argument. It gets physical. She tries to convince everyone to do coke. Brings her kids when they were not invited.
One on one i just have no idea what we would talk about. I think sheād ask to look at my teeth and i just really donāt fw that.
Franco barbi - wonāt stop ageplaying. Not awful if heās placated with cartoons but will keep asking you to get him stuff. Gets touchy and cuddly. Watches weird ass asmr on his phone with the volume way up
Heās better off one on one because thereās no crowd to play up to. Probably cries at one point
Liliya Bogomolova - she moves too quietly and wil not be in the same spot you thought she was in. She also sits in really weird positions. Stoned bible study can be really great - NOT HOW SHE DOES IT.
I feel like she enjoys her own space and wants to leave after a while but doesnāt wanna say so.
she has a prophecy for me and I donāt wanna hear it.
Kress twins- I feel like a third wheel. I KNOW they smoke it weird, like smoke goes in her mouth and comes out his.
In a group theyād make comments about everyone present like we canāt hear them - and I hope you have thick skin because theyāre mean.
Theyād be rude about my house being too small or whatever, find 8 different ways to call me poor to my face.
The pusher would roll and itād be so unbelievably fat. Heād lie about what strain he has. Youāre feeling odd? Itās because he gave you something else, enjoy the scariest trip of your life.
The pitcher is just obnoxiously loud, like stop yelling? He likes lighting it more than smoking it. He entertains himself by throwing stuff - sometimes at me. Heād end the night by stealing my lighter.
The night hunterā¦. Just scares me honestly. He doesnāt have to do anything he just scares the fuck outta me.
Easterman reminds me of everything I should have gotten done today and havenāt. He degrades me for it for like a half hour then refers to himself as 'daddy' in the third person. Itās weird for everyone.
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