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@thejackcl
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.” / uh from jäger obviously because it’s so something he’d say
( ❛ a really long, but categorized, ask meme. ❜ | ACCEPTING ) | *@multascripturae
❝ i feel like you are flattering yourself a bit too much if you think i would like your autograph amigo. our work is about justice and peace; not fame … i am also just asking you a question. ❞
noprodigalson:
there’s a grin on his face, seeing the other after so long ! he wonders what stories they had, what adventures they’ve been up to. dean would poke and prod them for information later, but for now he walks up to the soldier to give them a warm embrace, ignoring their personal space. “ just peachy, but ! what about you ? you’re doing well, right ? ”
❝ well, i think i almost forgot you were more upfront with hugs and such --------- it really has been a long time. ❞ the soldier could only return the hug, perhaps not at a strongly as he was still a bit caught off guard from it, but a hug was sent back nonetheless with a small smile. ❝ ha ~ but yes. I have been doing as fine as i can with my line of work. traveling, stress; the whole nine yards as you could say. ❞
multascripturae:
█▐ * ❛ thejackcl // RYAD
dominic plants his elbow on the desk beside him & makes a vague hand gesture. he’s usually the king at hiding his vices, disguising nosebleeds for training accidents & unbreakable focus for work ethic. but tonight was different. despite being the son ( & grandson ) of a brewer, his tolerance seems to leave something to be desired. ( it’s the russian vodka! )
“ … basuda, ” he manages to slur out.
the other didn’t expect anything less as soft green hues just watched him stumble and fumble about with barely a reaction. in the hands of alcohol --------- anything could happen at this point, and well; ryad was there to watch it unfold. ❝ i see. well, thank you for that very insightful response amigo, but perhaps you would like to take a seat instead. ❞
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
multascripturae:
█▐ * ❛ thejackcl // RYAD
dominic has made himself at home at a desk, if only because the chair was the closest surface he could find, & as ryad approaches, he suddenly finds that the edge of the keyboard is endlessly interesting & in doing so, promptly ignores any discomfort his sudden appearance causes.
his reply is simple & swift, in a lilt clearly tainted by alcohol: “ your room was the closest. ”
❝ well, i suppose it is better than finding the closest staircase. ❞ the man was luck to find a chair, but it was obvious he wasn’t quite in clear mind. ryad simply sighed as he watched his friend through faint disbelief. ❝ have you been drinking? ❞
HERE’S ANOTHER STARTER CALL <3
*@multascripturae clicked the ♡ for a starter here !
❝ you know you can knock before trying to come into my room ——— but i suppose i asked for it when leaving my door ajar. what brings you here, dominic? ❞
‘El Libro Amarillo’ - model: Jon Kortajarena - photographer: Dean Isidoro - stylist: Luisa Pena - hair: Riad Azar - make-up: Brent Lavett - El Palacio de Hierro (department store), Mexico
DSquared2 - John Varvatos - Hugo
HERE’S ANOTHER STARTER CALL <3
*@hackerbcrn clicked the ♡ for a starter here !
❝ i would like to apologize for the past few days if i have seemed --------- distant . . . there has been a lot going on at work and it has everyone very stressed out . . . ❞
❝ I’m not supposed to be here – this kind of stuff only happens in the books, not real life … ❞
❝ You ever get the feeling that these operations are getting a bit too… comfortable? ❞
INDEPENDENT & HIGHLY SELECTIVE | “JACKAL” from Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege
SOFT ANGST STARTERS.
‘stay for me.’
‘what’s this between us?’
‘i don’t want your apology.’
‘you know i have feelings for you.’
‘yeah, i remember the drill.’
‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’
‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’
‘i don’t believe it.’
‘this is breaking my heart.’
‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’
‘what keeps you up at night?’
‘i wish you were here.’
‘i let you down.’
‘something strange happened here.’
‘you’re not safe here.’
‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’
‘we are not the same, and never will be.’
‘don’t touch me.’
‘is it my fault?’
‘i’m not like them.’
‘i forgot my name again.’
‘i don’t know who i am.’
‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’
‘are you still alive?’
‘i don’t like being told what to do.’
‘am i making you uncomfortable?’
‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’
‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’
‘where the hell are my friends?’
‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’
iironbled·:
“Neither am i. Maybe we both need to try a little harder.”
❝ i mean . . . for as much as i already do try --------- suppose it is just not enough to be seen . . . my apologies. ❞
atomotus·:
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS IS A PROMINENT STEP IN THE NEW STAGE OF HIS LIFE. After being forced to throw down his mask, the world knows BLUE BOY’S true identity. While the sacrifice saved countless lives, it cost him his teaching job – and now he’s here with a new career, still helping the world as a special asset for a protection agency. As he steps from the facility to greet his temporary partner, there’s a confidence to his stride.
HE SOON GRIPS ONTO THE OTHER MAN’S HAND, giving a firm shake before returning his fingers into the pockets of his leather jacket. Some things never change. “THAT’S RIGHT.” A welcoming smile flashes across his features, for meeting new people has always been a fuel to the fire of his extroverted nature. “You can just call me ASHTON – can I call you RYAD?” He tilts his head, tone a juxtaposition to the other’s formality. “I still have the same powers, but people don’t really call me BLUE BOY anymore, y’know?”
❝ of course. ❞ with the firm shake, he took returns one of his hands to his suit pocket, gaze never fixating away from the other figure as he continued to speak. ryad had done a little research in who he was going to be working with for the meantime, but he felt like he was left with more questions than answers, and explanations. but of course, he'd leave room for assumptions later. ❝ well, now that i have been informed --------- yes. ❞
the operative had a certain vibe to him that always came off as stuck up, and perhaps even nonamused by much although in reality he was quite friendly. perhaps . . . just not immediately. ❝ perhaps we may continue our conversation inside --------- we have a lot to discuss. ❞
*@yellowcovered clicked the ♡ for a starter here !
❝ if you need something --------- make it quick. ❞
