TheJadeDraconian

Rambling into the void. A being of cringe whimsy. Amateur fanwork creator.

[itsapmseymour]

Would you rather

Yuri

OR

Costco hotdog

I don’t think anyone on tumblr dot com can make this choice

[thejadedraconian]

Yuri, no question

Never had a Costco hotdog but I’m not really a fan of hotdogs in general + I want to kiss girls so bad

[thejadedraconian]

Normally I don’t buy prints, but I made an exception for this. Going to put this somewhere in my room where I can look at it every day.

[thejadedraconian]

Jeff the Killer Movie in Development From TikTok Creator Savanah Moss and Tongal | Exclusive

A move about the creepypasta Jeff the Killer is in development from creator Savanah Moss and the studio Tongal.

???

[thejadedraconian]

Thinking abt Steven & Miki’s dynamic…

[Idk if anything I wrote here will be relevant to my future works or if this is just one-off nonsense]

They were always closely bonded (possibly codependent) to an unusual degree

Both very protective of each other, post-revival Steven is scared of something happening to her so he’s more likely to put himself in danger instead, even though Miki is significantly more resilient than he is

Steven treating Miki more like a human equal than a pokemon sometimes (getting mad when people refer to her as “it”)

After her death, Steven spiraled into obsession, making his attachment to her when she’s revived much more intense on his side (her perspective on him remains mostly unchanged)

She is his reason for living, his light in the dark, the missing piece of his soul

[jawpeople]

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

[thejadedraconian]

This is how pet names work I think

[thejadedraconian]

I meant pet names as in names you give your pets. Not like relationship pet names. Realized I should clarify that.

[jawpeople]

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

[thejadedraconian]

This is how pet names work I think

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[thejadedraconian]

On a similar yet dissimilar note, does anyone know what that snake that hates Markiplier thinks of Iron Lung? (If it has seen the movie)

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[thatonelemoneater]

Kind of like that what?

[thejadedraconian]

SIX-HEADED SHARK ATTACK MENTIONED!

I actually have a clip of the shark walking on my phone from when I was talking to a friend abt it

[thejadedraconian]

Bust Your Kneecaps but they’re both in crime families so it’s a duet

[thejadedraconian]

Today I forgot the word extinguish and said “un-fire” instead

[segamascott]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Donated by @lostinthewrongfandom

We can’t figure out what the creature is

[thejadedraconian]

It’s 2:40 am for me but I saw this post as I was about to go to bed and was immediately overcome with an urge to draw the creature

Don’t know what he is, but I can tell you that he is sad and pathetic (and has an odd number of legs for some reason??)

[satan-offical]

wow! i didn't know that satan from the bible was a 15 year old bisexual cis girl british person teenager living in the UK born in 2010 that wears a white shirt and black skirt/pants with a red tie and black/brown hair and wearable red horns thing on her head that has a tumblr blog with 18,000+ followers called "satan-offical" that goes to school and goes to church and is a popular person in school and makes dnd campaigns and writes fanfiction and uses she/they pronouns has started their blog in december 2024 and acts in plays and has made a post about having sexual intercourse with trout and watches anime and plays videogames and has a family and says she is the devil from the bible and hates ai and is in hell and in the uk at the same time and has many friends and loves transgender people and has changed their pfp dozens of times and makes tumblr posts every day and has good grades in all school subjects and has parents that are divorced and isn't romantically attracted to any of her classmates and reads manga and has a pink wallpaper on their phone and likes things such as the summer hikaru died, mob psycho 100, my hero academia, the amazing digital circus, deltarune, undertale, james gunn superman, among other things and is in tenth grade and is an artist and probably a lot more things that i don't know

It's crazy right?

[thejadedraconian]

Satan is younger than me???

[thejadedraconian]

Today is dedicated to me being dogshit at anatomy and poses, but specifically my hatred for shoulders. They are so hard to get right for some reason.

[thejadedraconian]

If Arceus is god then the Unown are angels…

Now imagine an unown swarm as a biblically accurate angel-

[thejadedraconian]

What if Darkrai was a he/they lesbian

[thejadedraconian]

Went to bed at 4am last night, woke up at 3pm and now my dinner is also my breakfast.

Please don’t be like me.