That one lemon eater

top 100 water drinker ask me whatever it's not like I got better to do

[thatonelemoneater]

Alright after multiple polls and over a week

My son has been named

Harlem, bringer of plague

Credit goes to @thatdeadmango for the name

[queer-as-city-folk]

is it weird to wish nudism was normalized purely because I'm curious what my friend's dicks look like?

[queer-as-city-folk]

not like in a sexual way, just because I think it's be interesting

[lastnightisatum-blur]

[queer-as-city-folk]

she gets it!!

[asteronomical]

random eridian: now that there's an Alien on our planet, i have decided to make the fuck aliens club. where we tell the alien to Fuck off

random eridian: and now, for a few words from our newest member

rocky: ... so it seems i have misunderstood

[thesymski]

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

[wanderingpen]

Trying not to spoil Anime-only people is so funny because every time I see some cute art of the girls cuddling with Qifrey or Olruggio comforting him/being gentle in any capacity, I have to stop myself from commenting something along the lines of NO YOU'RE PUTTING HIM IN DANGER

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[ayeongnotes]

Ok but what if Olruggio never confess to Qifrey because he thinks they are already dating since they exchanged tessels. He is living his best life having a beautiful house with his beautiful partner who cooks for him every day and together they' raising four adorable girls.

Qifrey (post deforestation): I have something to confess you. I have feelings for you

Olruggio: what

Qifrey: I know, it must be unexpected. I have been keeping this secret from you for so long because I could'n tell you

Olruggio: I can't believe it

Qifrey: I understand if you don't feel the same way

Olruggio: Are you telling me...

Olruggiio: THAT WE WERE NEVER DATING?

[cereal-killahh]

"To tend something dear"

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[rynsketches]

these tags by @vaguely-concerned cracked me up so I had to sketch it as baby Orufrey

bonus:

[fishinateacup]

sometimes i need to draw dumb things about dumb witches..

[chippolyta]

Belarus is disappointed but not surprised.

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[asteronomical]

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

[adhesive-lemon]

So you're a lemon

Perhaps

[thatonelemoneater]

I see

[cimminspronuncedcircle]

[gh0st-offline]

Custas becoming a brimmed cap is tragic because it didn't have to happen.

Tartah becoming a brimmed cap is tragic because it was always going to happen.

In this essay I will—