Nihlism Or Bust

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[mst3kkeith]

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

[heronfem]

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.

[thejerbwha]

That’s nature tho? Y’all tripping if you think you’ll ever get away. Y’all just a bunch of apes. Apes are violent. Ya ain’t god. Get over yourself you dumb fucking ape.

[drawsshits-inactive]

[just-bellerose]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[adonischildsupportcase]

[quickweaves]

I’m glad I watched this

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[typography-is-cool]

[sunsetquotes]

You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.

S.E. Hinton; The Outsiders (via sunsetquotes)

[dawnrie-face]

[babblingbrookanimations]

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

[queenstravelingdarling]

HEATHENS!!!!!

[mcavoy]

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that night time is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[chicks2010]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ghostsandgoblins]