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Sideblog turned mainblog to @magooni | He/ Him | Passed my vibe check and am certifiably vibular

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[official-kircheis]

[himejoshikomaeda]

i can’t stop crying laughing at this

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[quorpiest]

If I were a little green alien, some things would be different, but some things would be the same

[aceynk]

the purpose of a toy is what it does

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[jayce]

[himejoshikomaeda]

i can’t stop crying laughing at this

[adonischildsupportcase]

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[exai]

[kraftpunk]

youve been gnomed.wmv

[dogpuppy]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dogpuppy]

[mayothompson]

can’t stop reading this over and over

[fallout-lou-begas]

happy international women's day