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BJ's: the stuff of Dad's daydreams... Oh, but buy him some tires because dads love tires for Father's Day as much as moms like vacuums for Mother's Day. Frankly, I'm much more interested in the name of the store than I am in tires.

Hello table, this is dog. #pitbull #watchingtv

#watchingtv #pitbull

Jesus, WebMD, I just wanted to know what was causing my sore throat without being reminded that I'm destined to face the same ugly fate that Jim Henson, creator of the muppets, endured.

I think this is my toothpaste scum’s way of thanking me for being a slob.

#toothpaste #heart #viral #ghost jesus

Just one of those weird internet coincidences I guess.

#nbafinals #cavs

Nice save.... (at Building 9)

Tough dogs, @jamiwithani

reddlr-trees

Damn those weed drugs

thejoebiz

If I was on weed drugs and this fake baby was made outta spare ribs, I would eat it.

ABC World News, you animals.

It's like knowing a second language.

3rd, 4th, 5th, etc. When I see the word "array" written anywhere my brain immediately pictures [ ]. Every time somebody mentions any kind of object I see { }. That's JavaScript, which is what I'm usually looking at, but ask me how to say array in 5 languages and I'll write it in Python, PHP, Ruby, Objective-C, and C#. Sometimes I even dream in code. One time my wife woke me up and I couldn't stop blabbering about being in an infinite loop that was slowly filling up the memory. A therapist would eat that shit up.