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Don't screw me

I believe in. I invested. You've had my best to date. Don't scare me.

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5K and 4K

'"The display is the theater for the software,” Jobs told me just before that first iMac launched, and with the new models, Apple has built a proscenium that could host The Lion King.' https://medium.com/backchannel/exclusive-why-apple-is-still-sweating-the-details-on-imac-531a95e50c91

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Hook Em! Crowd-surfing and a shiny hat: Photos from a Strong celebration for Texas - ESPN

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Hockey

It's the perfect Frat boy sport. You are applauded for hazing your foes, after a fight you always think you are right, and it is senseless. @FratBoys - please stop giving football a bad name. Consider switching to hockey.

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Not The Answer

Recursion.

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Famous Beer Quotes

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Truth.

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Math

Math ruins everything. Why am I calculating the number of hours until I wake up again? I'm not even sleeping!!

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Canadian Beer Sucks

There is a larger question here about what good is Canada. We will sidebar that for a later date.

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Airline Sizer

That time when the airline sizer only took up half of the overhead bin.