Ask June Egbert

a place for my friends and fans to send me questions! (A fun ask blog thing, because those were the Good Times of fandom! Occasional updates, sometimes with sprite art!!) (pfp by the lovely @psicarii)

[thejuneegbert]

Go on. Guess.

[thejuneegbert]

(Oh god, Juney, you get asks like this, huh?) My first kiss with my girlfriend? Well...

It was pretty decent.

Y-Y’know...as far as kissing dorks, goes...

[thejuneegbert]

8lue8erry. I love the way it stains peoples clothes, so they know who they’re messing with.

@probablymango​

[thejuneegbert]

oh i’d take vriska out on a fancy spaghetti dinner, and we’d eat our fill and i wouldn’t tell her it was rude to throw 8readsticks at the w8staff.

Ha! just kidding, still me. Honestly, wherever she takes me it’d pro8a8ly 8e pretty gr8.

[thejuneegbert]

Sooooo Apirl Fool's day is here, got anything planned hijinks wise~?

8luh 8luh i’m gonna put spiders in my girlfriends shampoo 8luh 8luh

Not funny, Juney. I almost 8 one of them!!!!!!!!

[thejuneegbert]

8, o8viously. @literallyaheckingghost

[thejuneegbert]

Favorite color is red, o8viously. Least favorite thing that color? That’s a tough one, 8ut I really can’t STAND red lights. I’ve got places to go!!!!!!!! I’m a 8usy Troll after all.

@literallyaheckingghost​

[thejuneegbert]

What’s up LOSERS. My girlfriend is on vac8ion for today so I’m gonna answer some asks in her place. She’s already got some asks to re8log.

[psicarii-deactivated20211030]

Spaghetti is just stupid tubes that taste like bread.

[thejuneegbert]

yeah but i like it!!!!!!!!

[thejuneegbert]

what nerds?

[psicarii-deactivated20211030]

Hmm, one of these looks suspiciously familiar.

[thejuneegbert]

i have no idea what you’re talking about!

[mat-a-mat]

DRINK IT NOW

[rosegardenofeden]

I love my mutuals

[thejuneegbert]

huh mine was always in blue pill form.

bottoms up, i guess!

uhhhhhhhh...

i feel different...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thejuneegbert]

wear your goddamn mask!!

[thejuneegbert]

what nerds?

[hellosachie]

4chan: TUMBLR-TAN ILY ♥

Tumblr: No, fuck you Anon :c

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 17th of march, 2011.

[ungerbur]

[joeyclaire]

happy anniversary to elon musk and grimes!

[thejuneegbert]

uhh...thanks, equius! but that ring is all...broken and sweaty.

but when we do tie the knot, we’ll get you a nice luxurious pillow to carry the ring on! you’ll be the fanciest and strongest ring bearer!

[thejuneegbert]

no pixel art because this is too important!!!!!!!!

[thejuneegbert]

Spiders, yay or nay?

oh i love spiders!!

i used to be kind of afraid of them but i’ve really grown to appreciate the little leggy lasses!