the Kap'n

A bored graphic/web designer, artist, and rabid Kevin Smith fan who has an uncanny aptitude for writing crude jokes about Liam Neeson's Cock. This blog functions as a collection of all my Liam Neeson's Cock jokes posted on NeesonCock.com. As well as, for other Kevin Smith related material. Laugh, Like, and Reblog all you want. I just ask that you don't steal or pass 'em off as your own. Enjoy! — the Kap'n     GARMY BASE:  Wichita, KS Other Awesome Links: Follow Kevin Smith on Twitter Be Kevin's Facebook Friend Ask Me A Question! COMIC BOOK MEN Check out my Tumblr devoted to the upcoming AMC series. Sketches-n-Doodles Check out my other blog of all my drawings and other artsy things.

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DARK KNIGHT DAILY AFFIRMATION

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FAT MAN ON BATMAN #29 | Geoff Johns Part II: Shazam, Batman!

In the Fat Cave this week, we travel deeper into the DC Universe in Part 2 of our DC-scussion with Chief Creative Officer Geoff Johns! The award-winning author takes us into his best-selling graphic novel BATMAN: EARTH ONE, where we meet an all-too human Bruce Wayne and an Alfred who packs heat! All that plus: meet the New 52 Captain Marvel!

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Hollywood Babble-On: Kevin Smith Sees FLIGHT on SModCo Internet Television

Mr. Too Fat to Fly has a bone to pick with the Denzel Washington movie FLIGHT. Recorded live from the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on December 1, 2012 Listen to the full podcast here: http://smodcast.com/episodes/107-2/

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... Sheldon Cooper lets it sit in his seat.

The Big Bang Theory

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... the Green Power Ranger uses his flute to summon it.

**READ BY RALPH ON HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON**

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... it played for 12 years in the NBA under the name Shawn Bradley.

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... the Smurfs dance around its giant mushroom head singing "Tra la la la la, la la la la la."

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... Melvin Ferd once jumped out a second story window and landed in a drum of his sperm.

— The Toxic Avenger

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde turn blue and run away whenever they see it.

Pac-Man

**READ BY RALPH ON HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON**

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... it has the ability to turn Prince Adam into He-Man, Princess Adora into She-Ra, and Spirit the horse into Swiftwind.

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... it makes a brief cameo in nearly every Alfred Hitchcock film.

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... Emo Kev wouldn't hesitate to open the door for it.

— SModcast #222

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... He can blast Air Supply in a YMCA locker room and no one questions it.

— SModcast #222

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... even Count Duckula would eat his meat.

(You'll have to be an 80s kid to get this one)

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... he is forced to check it with baggage anytime he flies.

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... that in Asia his ejaculations are known as monsoons.

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LIAM NEESON'S COCK IS SO BIG... he once tittie fucked the Statue of Liberty while standing on the shore of Battery Park.