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[katherynhudsongifs]

Katy’s hidden talent

[trainthief]

Straight people really don’t know what they’re talking about, ever. They’ll be like “oh this is a good song” and they’re never right

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

[odpixel]

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[lilith-knight]

Best birbs !!

[221cbakerstreet]

your son is Beautiful and Strong

[goddessesdaily-archive]

Deception and perfection are wonderful traits–one will breed love, the other, hate. You’ll find me in the lonely hearts, under ‘I’m after a brand new start.’

[languedudiable]

[sonyaauditore-deactivated202404]

[thekatycatnextdoor]

“You have to go through the mud in order to find that peaceful place”

[hello-katy]

Katy Perry for COVERGIRL

[my-tears-ricochettt]

[pettyrevenge-base]

My petty revenge turned full blown evil

This was 15 years ago now. My brother (Jack) and I are 1.5 years apart. I was always the goofy, annoying ugly older sister and he was the cool, good looking, funny younger brother in school. Obviously there was rivalry.

My brother would do anything he could to get on my nerves. One day he took it too far, and while I was tying his laces he kicked me in the teeth, caused the front one to fall out and me being even more embarrassed at school. My mum chalked it up to an “accident”. He was also regularly sneaking into my room to pee on my floor, something my mum also didn’t believe until she caught him, but he suffered no punishment.

About one week later, I laid in bed. Waiting. Once the clock hit quarter past midnight I crept out onto the landing with a black biro and sketched into the wall “Jack is the best”. I’d been practising his handwriting, formulating this plan for the past week. It looked absolutely perfect. Added to this, the walls had been freshly painted.

In the morning I went downstairs to make my cereal and as I was coming up I see my brother in tears while my parents shout at him, telling him he’s always getting into trouble and this was the last straw. He was grounded for a year and for 6 months even his friends weren’t allowed over.

No regrets.

[loyele]

[fightercat]

[katy-perry-fans]

11.5 - Katy and Lando leaving Vedge Restaurant in… http://ift.tt/2eMtGwM

[katycatbobs]

Katy Perry Performing in support of Hillary Clinton tonight in Philly.

[katyperryfr]

05 Novembre 2016 - Concert “Love. Trump Hate” - Philadelphie

[candyfornia]

Hillary Clinton on stage with Katy Perry during a get-out-the-vote concert at the Mann Center for the Performing Arts on November 5, 2016 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[perrykatylove]