fucking pirouette off the handle

Carolyn Crowley Lee. 18. Cosplayer. F2M. Homestuck Trash. Frequent Con Attender. Quit telling me to take my clothes off. 

[damnyouvideogamekid]

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@crowofhell: ihateholidaysihateholidaysihateholidays

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@onaromanholiday: desperately seeking ho-co date. someone respond to this tweet.

@theking-crowley: @onaromanholiday just go stag, dude. that's what I'm doing.

[srslydylan]

“But look at this huge mug! Have you ever seen a mug this big before?!”

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“I have. Chels has one with cats on it. I hid it from her though. But I won’t do that to you.”

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My panties aren’t in a twist. I mean, you could have just said you were transgender and I would’ve gotten it.

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And miss a chance to use my sarcasm? Never.

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No, I was born in the right body. But being one doesn’t mean you’re cooler than everyone. You can be cisgender and be cool too. In my opinion, at least.

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Chill, it was a joke. I have a man period because I’m not on hormones. No need to get your panties in a wad.

[lemonlimevelvet-blog]

How’d you arrive at that conclusion? 

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Are you F2M trans, too?

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I have never heard of a man period before.

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It’s cause you’re not cool enough to have one, man.

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The fact my man period has synced up with Chelsea’s is fucking hilarious. She throws murder eyes, Castiel sighs heavily, and I take the chocolate back from the greedy bitch.

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our-lila-ofsorrows:

He’s probably just making you out to be scary so that his friends won’t come around you, so you can’t embarrass him, lol. Good, yes, that is what I would like. I am nowhere near prepared for empty nest just yet.

They expect super scary and get super hot instead. I’d  be alarmed too. I will embarrass him to complete strangers too. He can’t warn them. Mooooom, you’re not having the empty nest. You have asshat and Mikey. Momma’s the one with the empty nest.

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our-lila-ofsorrows:

Oh, without a doubt. We’ve told all of his friends already. He’s mad about it LOL. Good, you’d better. You know how I am when people leave.

I’d like to know who and what they think I am when he tells them about me because they always look terrified of me. I will come and take up the couch and eat your food I promise. I am not leaving, I am always present at your place.

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zigs-novak

….that..is quite the reaction, alright. 

She’s probably just really stoned. That and her pastels are her precious. Me touching them is like someone saying Taylor Momsen is not hot. A sin.

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our-lila-ofsorrows:

Shit, I didn’t even think to! Though that doesn’t scare me as much as it should because after his whole casually-almost-killing-his-father incident, Gerard doesn’t even want to handle butter knives. Kid’s scarred himself lol. That’s still more than it is now and I can stress all I want to. If people wanna catch secondhand stress and blame me they can eat my ass, I do what I want.

Poor Gee. Terrified of butter knives. It’s a story we should tell all his girlfriends. Fine mom, I will accept that. I’ll still be spending the weekends with you guys though.

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I told mom we were out of pastels, and she hissed at me. I’ve never felt more confused in my life.

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rubyetc:

It is exhausting seeing people and I love them but I cannot wait for them to leave so I can be myself again and eat crackers alone in the dark

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our-lila-ofsorrows:

And I love you, fucker. Because I thought he wouldn’t sabotage me–though I did keep any and all razors, clippers, and scissors out of nearby access so that he couldn’t take any of it off, but still, the fucker manage to sneak green dye in the room, so I’m lucky I’m not bald. A phonecall away is a lot further than you are right now, you know! It’s stressful.

Aw, you’re so kind. Did you hide the knives too? You should’ve. I’ll be around, good god. I’m literally moving like 10 minutes away! Please don’t stress, Mom. If you stress, Arthur stresses, and then Gee stresses.

[dinglytitanstuck]

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