THERE WAS A BOY WHO FLEW

Kristoff J. Hummel SINGLE ▪ TWENTY ▪ WRITER Greetings to those who have managed to click the colorful circle. You've entered the internet and somehow stumbled upon my blog. I congratulate you on that. It's your crowning achievement. Anyways, I believe since this is my blog I should introduce myself. If you haven't read it already, my name is Kris Hummel. I'm twenty years old and an aspiring writer. I'm currently single. I am a junior at the prestiges school of Belgrave. Yeah, you wish you were me now. Either way, it's a great place and the fact is I'm here and you're in your parents basement. I'm originally from the small town of Lima (aka Nowhere), Ohio. My twin brother, the "baby" will you, is Kurt Hummel. I know, big shocker we look absolutely nothing alike. That's it, I'm ending this here. If you have any questions, just ask.

[sherllockedhollmes]

PRIVATE || HUMMELS

[sherllockedhollmes]

I swear, I’m okay. You can come and check if you want. He’s already messed with Logan, though. He’s the reason Logan is in the hospital. It’s his boyfriend, Kris. Douchebag is Logan’s boyfriend. He came to try to visit him in the hospital and Blaine and I wouldn’t let him and he beat Blaine up before security came and got them.

[thekrishummel]

I'm still coming to see you.  But, this guy, he's not...I didn't know.  Honestly, I feel like I'm in the dark with this all.  God, trust me he's going to have my foot up his ass now.  Honestly, the next time I see him...

[sherllockedhollmes]

PRIVATE || HUMMELS

[sherllockedhollmes]

I twisted it when I landed and it sprained it. You can ask the doctor, Kris. Well, it’s a long story. But it involves visiting Logan, forcing my roommate to leave to get proper rest, and running into douchebag who is not allowed to see Logan.

[thekrishummel]

I'm just making sure that you're okay, Kurt.  That's all, since you won't call dad.  Okay, who the hell is this douchebag and where can I find him to kick his ass and tell him not to mess with you or Logan?

[sherllockedhollmes]

PRIVATE || HUMMELS

[sherllockedhollmes]

It’s a sprain that’s going to put me back a couple weeks of practice. And, I may have gotten it after kicking someone.

[thekrishummel]

I know you got hurt.  Landing on it funny wouldn't of just sprained it.  Why did you kick someone?  That doesn't seem like something you would do.

[sherllockedhollmes]

I’m fine, it’s just a sprain. I mean I’ll be back on it and catching up and be fine. Like I said, I rolled my ankle during a solo practice.

[thekrishummel]

It's not just a sprain stop with the bullshitting, Kurt.  Right.

[sherllockedhollmes]

It wasn’t in class it was just a random self practice. And he didn’t even know I got hurt, it wasn’t major I’m over eighteen so no one called him.

[thekrishummel]

But you still could have sent me a text.  Honestly, I know you're over eighteen, we're the same age.  But, if you're going to be difficult than you might as well just tell me how you got hurt.

[sherllockedhollmes]

Well, it happened yesterday and there was nothing really to talk about. No, I didn’t want to worry him.

[thekrishummel]

Well, you could have texted me.  I'm usually not in class by the time you're taking your dance class.  Also, I'm sure he would want to hear if you're okay or not when you get hurt.

[sherllockedhollmes]

thekrishummel replied to your photo:↳ INSTAGRAM: @balletkurt uploaded a photo. …

Wait…what happened?

I twisted my ankle, that’s all

[thekrishummel]

I'm just hearing about this now?  You did tell dad, right?

[wheelyartie]

"As I was saying, I’m pretty sure if I were a Disney character I would be one of the muses. And that’s the gospel truth."

[thekrishummel]

I see what you did there, but I'm completely lost as to why you came to this conclusion.

[mathieusmythe]

I really need this semester to hurry up and start already.

[thekrishummel]

I never would have thought I would hear those words in the history of my college career.

[thekrishummel]

The New Year is coming up on us.

[huntinterrupted-blog]

Shouldn’t be too hard to find someone for  the latter even for you….

[thekrishummel]

It wasn't.  And, I'm just going to ignore that last part.

[thekrishummel]

The New Year is coming up on us.

[jamesxxsirius]

By this, I’m going to assume you had a good New Year.

[thekrishummel]

Yeah, it was well spent.

[faultedheart]

I’m not really allowed visitors yet.

[thekrishummel]

Well, when you are, just text me, okay?

[faultedheart]

thekrishummel replied to your photo:↳ INSTAGRAM: @logananderson uploaded a photo. …

Whoa, Logan what happened?

A lot, if we’re going to be honest. I’ll try and explain when I see you though, Kris. 

[thekrishummel]

Okay.  Do you want me to stop by and bring something?

[thekrishummel]

The New Year is coming up on us.

[laylafabs]

Where are you going? Just so I know which bar to avoid. Period.

[thekrishummel]

I haven't decided yet, but I'll let you know so I can avoid you as well.

[thekrishummel]

The New Year is coming up on us.

[puckthestud]

You got your eyes on someone?

[thekrishummel]

Just a one-night-stand.  Sorry, I don't find mohawks to be hot.

[thekrishummel]

The New Year is coming up on us.

Should I wait or just be the one to have the last post before this year ends?  Either way, it doesn't exactly change my plans for celebrating the upcoming year by drinking and hopefully finding my new year's kiss/hookup.

[detamberkarev]

I mean, murder and sex and feelings: it’s like the first christmas.

[thekrishummel]

True, especially when you get to watch it by yourself and no one is questioning what is happening.  That's something that gets you more into the show.