The Kroger Company

Created a Tumblr blog bc someone hates my children, Kroger and Roger. Not actually The Kroger Company

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I discovered we had leftover spaghetti. this is magical

[thekrogercompany]

it better be mine.

[kroger-fr]

DAUGHTER IVE RISEN

-@thekrogercompany

DAD..???? IS THAT YOU……..

[thekrogercompany]

ITS MEEEE DEAR DAUGHTER

[kroger-fr]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[thekrogercompany]

I MISSED YOU TOO. ANYTHING NEW HAPPEN??

[kroger-fr]

uhhh ummm umm me n publix were married last time i saw u right??

[thekrogercompany]

Last i remember (before i tragically died) you and Publix were married and I was asking when I was gonna get grandkids…..

[kroger-fr]

then no, i dont think so 💔 ive been happily living my basic grocery store life

[thekrogercompany]

Great then. Being Kroger is the Kroger-yist way to live.

[kroger-fr]

DAUGHTER IVE RISEN

-@thekrogercompany

DAD..???? IS THAT YOU……..

[thekrogercompany]

ITS MEEEE DEAR DAUGHTER

[kroger-fr]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[thekrogercompany]

I MISSED YOU TOO. ANYTHING NEW HAPPEN??

[kroger-fr]

uhhh ummm umm me n publix were married last time i saw u right??

[thekrogercompany]

Last i remember (before i tragically died) you and Publix were married and I was asking when I was gonna get grandkids…..

[kroger-fr]

DAUGHTER IVE RISEN

-@thekrogercompany

DAD..???? IS THAT YOU……..

[thekrogercompany]

ITS MEEEE DEAR DAUGHTER

[kroger-fr]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

[thekrogercompany]

I MISSED YOU TOO. ANYTHING NEW HAPPEN??

[kroger-fr]

DAUGHTER IVE RISEN

-@thekrogercompany

DAD..???? IS THAT YOU……..

[thekrogercompany]

ITS MEEEE DEAR DAUGHTER

[thekrogercompany]

I’m gonna marry your child

I’m a little late this but. Ok?

[thekrogercompany]

Curse you kroger for turning my local Copp's into a pick n save

Curse of roundy's be upon ye

Brain hurts. @kroger-fr is this a threat? I can't tell.

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

BACKUP BLOG!!!!

Hey, everyone. It’s been a hell of an extremely long week, and I’ve been fucking shadowbanned. You probably know, considering that I’ve been putting it everywhere. So, gone are the days in which I overload @actually-ao3, @the-gimmick-authority and @shakespeare-official-reblogs with my shit.

I’ve made a new blog: @shakespeareofficialaccount . Now, I’ll be posting there, and it’ll get back to some semblance of normal, at least until I get unbanned.

Really, tumblr? You thought that would work? Fucking watch me. Y’all aren’t getting rid of me so easily :3

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[kroger-fr]

thank you?

[maylikesmiku]

what flavour of ice cream is prev?

vanilla

strawberry

chocolate

fruit sorbet

mint choc chip

cookies and cream

salted caramel

honeycomb

bubblegum/cotton candy

pistachio

cookie dough

other (put in tags)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

please tag friends to get the ball rolling:

@smithsibsceo @leadoodles @sleep-nurse @garmabawls @lavender-witch128

[irishfry]

@bagel-is-yum @pademelonluck @mentally-unstable-bagel @nanochittle @vellichorius @cactus-with-boobs @ashes-onthewind @arlo-the-gay-guy

[nanochittle]

@darthpastry @shakespeareofficialaccount @theetherealraphael @the-real-starbucks @random-chaos-and-stuff @juliasreblogs @nopesjsgwhqgsx + others who wanna join!

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

you’re mint chocolate. Uhh @confusedhomicidalrage

[its-target-official]

you are honeycomb because you are sweet but a rare flavor :)

[kroger-fr]

mint chip :3

@thekrogercompany @the-official-publix @actually-kroger @walmart-the-official

[thekrogercompany]

Cookies and cream bc your the perfect blend between strong headed/j(cookies) and sweet(cream)

@gnomiwizard @wanderinginkdemon @totally-dollar-tree

[lynxindisguise]

[ectoplasmranch]

SCREAMING?????

[its-target-official]

goddamn it

[sushi1056]

I know nothing of Ao3, what does this mean

@ivys-garden @twomanyfandomshelp

[its-target-official]

it’s good dw

[kroger-fr]

HHELP???

@thekrogercompany @actually-kroger @the-official-publix @walmart-the-official wake up its tag game time

[thekrogercompany]

U-um. Ok. (I count screenshot for some unknown reason)

hurt/no comfort

you are satan's favorite, most specialist soldier, and I live in fear of you