if silence can heal, i know it can kill

That sounds boring, though, like I’d be in the kind of movie I usually fall asleep watching.

Scary, still.

That’s because you fall asleep in any movie that doesn’t have cars going super fast in it. You got’s the need for speed, my friend.

Scary?

Whoa more dadness sounds super scary and not even worth getting super laid for right now. Cause like, this dude, totally not even knocking up someone unless it’s on super purpose.

Slow your sperm, Huddy. I’m talking in the future-future. When you’re settled down with some nice girl-next-door type of woman who is all flowers and sunshine and plays the part of step-mom to a T. Then maybe real mom, who knows?

But for now...single dad super laid should be okay.

Thank you.

Someday being a super dad will get me totally laid, is basically what you’re saying?

You’re welcome.

You got it. Super dad = super laid. And who knows, that could lead to more dad-ness in the future. If that’s a thing you want.

Only one of the best?

Ah yeah, they’re all so coupley and gross, hanging out with them is always me making a lot of single dad jokes.

I meeeean. Okay. You’re pretty damn good. Better than mine, so I don’t have much else to compare you to.

Hey, single dads are a total catch. I bet that as soon as you’re ready and someone manages to catch your eye then that title will change in no time.

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Quinn’s back and forth a lot, but yeah, her and Rachel are really good together, I’m glad Rach has her.

Oh, you know I’m kidding. You’re...one of the best ones I’ve see, Hudson.

Definitely. That’s crazy to think. They’re still hitting off and the infamous Blam team is going strong. I’d try to make plans with them, but being the awkward leftover wheel is basically a death sentence.

He’d have to deal.

Good! Quinn’s in Paris right now doing… things that she does? I should pay more attention but I don’t. Rachel has like two other bakery locations now, though, which is awesome for her! I’m proud she’s been able to expand and keep up with it all.

#Baddad strike #2.

That’s...that’s super great. I’m really proud of both of them. I... This is silly. Quinn and I haven’t really. Spoken. But I’m glad that she’s doing well and going to Paris and still with Rachel. They’re really great together.

Oh my God I’m going to have to live with Rachel and her cat.

Yikes. I don’t know if Dribble is going to be too happy about that.

How, um. How has she been?

I’m not embarrassed to admit I’m not ready to be alone.

You could never be alone, even if you try, Finn Hudson. Too many people love you to ever let that happen.

Nope. Not happening. I won’t allow it. #baddad. I can’t do life without him yet. Nope.

Someone has an early case of the Empty Nest Syndrome.

HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO COLLEGE YET, GOSH!!!

Hey, it’s not my fault that you have Einstein on your hands. The world needs his thesis powers, Finn.

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@kittyonfleek: Back in my younger years. #memories

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As long as my boy gets a cut in the deal, you’re all good to go, Ms. Wilde!

Let him know that we can split it 50/50 style. As long as he makes sure to put some away for when he goes away to college next week.

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Hover shoes. Invent hover shoes, Max said.

Well, damn. I think I might have just found the way to get rich and famous and my transportation solution.