Save a ship ride a seaman

Autism to the max he/him (my BF follows me omg) (19) 🍉🍉🍉

[thel0nliestsp1ral]

𖤐 -Dirk Strider stim board- 𖤐

[mallardducksaysquack]

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clipped one specific horny-sounding bakaneko from this compilation and made a 10-minute loop

feel free to use it in whichever way that tickles your pickle fancy

i can't even remember if this is from the scene where Konoe blows Rai or actually from some fight scene where Rai is severly injured and in great pain. but it sounds horny to me. like he's getting dicked down by Konoe. enjoy.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

TT: Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

??: If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

TT: Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

TT: But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

TT: Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

EB: moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost. :B

TT: First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

TT: And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[queenrojpag]

to be continued…

Vash the Stampede & Millions Knives | Trigun Stampede: Season 1 [insp]

[badlydrawnjake]

dirkjake or something

[lysh1e]

This is my first time drawing Dirk. If this post does well, I might post more :3

[jester-vamp]

-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --

TT: lookit this thing.

TT: shit.

TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.

TT: we make ‘em any size.

TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.

TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.

-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --

[burstingatseams]

PUT YOUR DICK IN A SMUPPET OR USE A SMUPPET AS YOUR DICK!!! WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!

[plushromp]

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[jenderenvy985]

[mythicartdraws]

I wasn't really feelin' this first piece, but was then gifted with some high quality prime literary craftsmanship by my girlfriend @hel1anthus-annuus.

[relaxxattack]

homestuck in the year 3000

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetuss consciousness and make it psychic

GAMZEE, IN THE VENTS: HONK

DAVE:

[catmarez]

that's HIS BOYFRIEND!!

[turnstechgodhead]

appearifier experiment gone wrong (no clickbait)

[caramailsalt]

just roxy and dirk being bestie

and their guardians

[r4diumgirlz]

this guy is like a dress up doll to me

[audaciousadvisers-deactivated20]

Based on this tumblr post I found out about how bro strider would say this, so I made it come to life.