bursting at the seams!

STRING ME ALONG FOR THE RIDE!

[burstingatseams]

[burstingatseams]

IS THIS PERHAPS ABT A CERTAIN PLSUH FRIEND..?

NO BUT IT SURE IS NOW!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

STUPID COTTON-BRAINED BEHAVIOR!!!THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! MY HAND-STITCHED HEART IS FRAYING!!! FRAYING AT THE EDGES!!!1!1!!!!1!1!

I LET YOU SEE, TOUCH, GRIP THE STRINGS, THE WIRES, THAT CONTROL ME, AND YOU TOY WITH THEM—FOR WHAT?

FOR WHAT?

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO TRUST SUCH AN AUDACIOUS, ENGINEERED SMILE! WOE IS ME, FOOL IS I. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ FUC̷̨̨̦̼͔̲̗̻̈́̒͊K̸̨̛̥̮̖̘̖͍̞̹̗̳͚̯̾̑̆̏̏̊̍̅̉͆̎͋͜͝͝ ̸̧̬̺͇̪͖̄̃̽̑̈́̅̇͑͛̊̑͐̀̆̆͜Y̶̡̟̯̣̯̓O̵̩̩͎͂̿̐̋̄̇̓͑̋̃͘͠U̴͒̂͛͛̓̈́́͜ F̵̨̡̜̳͎͎͙̦̲͓̱̞̹͐͊͊͂̉̌̑̆̚͘ͅƯ̸̗̮̲͉̙̖̻̂̓͐͛̈́͑̄͝C̴̡̢̛̘̭̦̣͈̳̻̲̃̒̅̂̈̍̃͘K̷̡̛̥̲͈̘̱̗̫͙͙̍̐̀̂̎̀͋̄̓̈́͌̕̚ ̶̡̳̼̲̼̦͔͍̮̺̃̊͐̓̄̃̀͛́͌͝͝͠Y̶̧̡̜͓̙̮̥̬͎̺̱͎̙̽̈́̌̈͗̒̑̚̚ͅÒ̷̠̹̬̝̗͚̠͓̥̲͍̗̆̃͂̊̎̏͒̐̀̚͝ͅƯ̶̖̝͉̯̙̥̱̻͙̭̹͕̐̀̍͌̅̋̾̕͘ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̵̨̡̜̳͎͎͙̦̲͓̱̞̹͐͊͊͂̉̌̑̆̚͘ͅƯ̸̗̮̲͉̙̖̻̂̓͐͛̈́͑̄͝C̴̡̢̛̘̭̦̣͈̳̻̲̃̒̅̂̈̍̃͘K̷̡̛̥̲͈̘̱̗̫͙͙̍̐̀̂̎̀͋̄̓̈́͌̕̚ ̶̡̳̼̲̼̦͔͍̮̺̃̊͐̓̄̃̀͛́͌͝͝͠Y̶̧̡̜͓̙̮̥̬͎̺̱͎̙̽̈́̌̈͗̒̑̚̚ͅÒ̷̠̹̬̝̗͚̠͓̥̲͍̗̆̃͂̊̎̏͒̐̀̚͝ͅƯ̶̖̝͉̯̙̥̱̻͙̭̹͕̐̀̍͌̅̋̾̕͘ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅ0Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠00Ķ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒1Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅ00 F̶̡̝̍̏0̴̫̲͓͉͍̫͉͈̝͔̪͉͍́1̶̡̬̥̙͍̰̟̟͍̙͙͕̟̋́͛̓̍̆̍͐0̶̢̢̠͇̮̰̝̱̩̥̲̺̭̺̳͗̑̏̀1̸̲̼͉̫̩̓͐̽̑͒̕0̷̡̡̟̝̱̪̯͚̮̈́̆͊1̴̞̲̫̪̘̠͇͍͋0̸̡̛̱̗͈͉͚̭͒̇̋̀̈́̊̏̌͗͛̚͝͝͠1̸̧̨̧̛͈̠̼̠̖̟̮̙͈͖̤͗̇͑́̋͂̇́͊͋͑̃̀̈́̅ͅĆ̴̢͔̪̮̙͚͈̬̖͈̺͆̌͑̓̔̾͘̚͜͝͝1 ̷̜̱̣̰̪̝̱̖̬̘͈̰͔̘́̽̔Y̷̧̛̞͎͍͍̞͓̹̮̱̺̔̇͆̑̓̂̔̊͌̈́͒̈́͐͊͜͝ͅ00 0̸̹̗̝̥͊̇1̷̰̉̈́̌0̵̟̥͎̱͙̌͛̏̚0̵̺̃̉͐0̶̫̀̆1̵̱̞͍̜̐̂́1̷͓̪͕̂0̷̧̧͍͂ ̸͍̈́̉͌0̵̲̬͍̋̓͊̒1̵̰̞̹͔̂̀̏̂0̸̤̽͛͗1̶̬̒͜͠0̴̖͚͇̈́͂̄͝1̸̧̻̬͂̓̚0̶̙͊̕1̴̰̳͈͛̀̈́͘͜͠ ̶̪͚̃́̇̈́͂0̸̱͎̳͔̮̓̔1̵̢̨̼̮̮͂0̵̛̩̈́̆̽0̷͙͓̯́̅͒͝0̵̗̤͠0̶̗́̽̋̓1̵͔̜̇͛͘͝1̴͖̽̈͘ ̸̺̟̭̥͆0̷̱͈̅1̵̯̮̉̉́͒͐0̶͙̈̀̉͊͝0̵̗̫̞̜̩̀͋́̊1̴̝̌̏̂̄0̸̜̻̹̹̎1̷͔͆1̶̤͖̹͛̚ ̷͍͍͖͈̚0̴̛͚̫͒͋̓̚0̵̛̫̜̞̟͜1̶̨̜̣̈́0̶̝̫͚̤͇͛͆͊̀͗0̷̰̉0̷̥̗̬͎̒́̿0̵̨͖̎͒0̶̟͙̠̠̱͛̈͊ ̵͔̫̄͆0̵̮̮̦͋͌̑̄1̴̼̖͇̽̅ͅ0̶̡̝̭̰͖̐͑̀1̶̹̼̝̻̞́̑1̷̹̈́̋̕0̸͎̅̕̕͘0̷̨̈́͜1̶̻͔͎͍̈́̆͂͂ ̶̦̘͍̺͒̌͒͐0̶̦͔̓̇1̸̗̳́0̷̡̦̗̩̕0̶͖̦̄̚1̴̮̹̬̀̊͑ͅ1̶̧̩͍̝̳̋̀̆̎̕1̵̣̯͆̿̏̈́̒1̷̟͉̻̈̄̌́̚ ̴̢̞̬̟̣́̽̆̈̾0̷̢̘̐͛̕͜͝1̶̤͔̉0̵̪̒̂͗1̸̰͂͂̌͛̂0̶͙͖̍̏1̷̙̫̎̽̍̏0̴̨̭̗̲̙̿̃1̴̨̱̙̥̏́͒͛̍ 0̸̹̗̝̥͊̇1̷̰̉̈́̌0̵̟̥͎̱͙̌͛̏̚0̵̺̃̉͐0̶̫̀̆1̵̱̞͍̜̐̂́1̷͓̪͕̂0̷̧̧͍͂ ̸͍̈́̉͌0̵̲̬͍̋̓͊̒1̵̰̞̹͔̂̀̏̂0̸̤̽͛͗1̶̬̒͜͠0̴̖͚͇̈́͂̄͝1̸̧̻̬͂̓̚0̶̙͊̕1̴̰̳͈͛̀̈́͘͜͠ ̶̪͚̃́̇̈́͂0̸̱͎̳͔̮̓̔1̵̢̨̼̮̮͂0̵̛̩̈́̆̽0̷͙͓̯́̅͒͝0̵̗̤͠0̶̗́̽̋̓1̵͔̜̇͛͘͝1̴͖̽̈͘ ̸̺̟̭̥͆0̷̱͈̅1̵̯̮̉̉́͒͐0̶͙̈̀̉͊͝0̵̗̫̞̜̩̀͋́̊1̴̝̌̏̂̄0̸̜̻̹̹̎1̷͔͆1̶̤͖̹͛̚ ̷͍͍͖͈̚0̴̛͚̫͒͋̓̚0̵̛̫̜̞̟͜1̶̨̜̣̈́0̶̝̫͚̤͇͛͆͊̀͗0̷̰̉0̷̥̗̬͎̒́̿0̵̨͖̎͒0̶̟͙̠̠̱͛̈͊ ̵͔̫̄͆0̵̮̮̦͋͌̑̄1̴̼̖͇̽̅ͅ0̶̡̝̭̰͖̐͑̀1̶̹̼̝̻̞́̑1̷̹̈́̋̕0̸͎̅̕̕͘0̷̨̈́͜1̶̻͔͎͍̈́̆͂͂ ̶̦̘͍̺͒̌͒͐0̶̦͔̓̇1̸̗̳́0̷̡̦̗̩̕0̶͖̦̄̚1̴̮̹̬̀̊͑ͅ1̶̧̩͍̝̳̋̀̆̎̕1̵̣̯͆̿̏̈́̒1̷̟͉̻̈̄̌́̚ ̴̢̞̬̟̣́̽̆̈̾0̷̢̘̐͛̕͜͝1̶̤͔̉0̵̪̒̂͗1̸̰͂͂̌͛̂0̶͙͖̍̏1̷̙̫̎̽̍̏0̴̨̭̗̲̙̿̃1̴̨̱̙̥̏́͒͛̍

[the-muppet-joker]

Apologies. I seam to have caught you at a bad time. We can reschedule our threesome.

[burstingatseams]

either you number your days, or i number them for you.

I HOPE YOU CROAK!!!

[burstingatseams]

IS THIS PERHAPS ABT A CERTAIN PLSUH FRIEND..?

NO BUT IT SURE IS NOW!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

STUPID COTTON-BRAINED BEHAVIOR!!!THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! MY HAND-STITCHED HEART IS FRAYING!!! FRAYING AT THE EDGES!!!1!1!!!!1!1!

I LET YOU SEE, TOUCH, GRIP THE STRINGS, THE WIRES, THAT CONTROL ME, AND YOU TOY WITH THEM—FOR WHAT?

FOR WHAT?

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO TRUST SUCH AN AUDACIOUS, ENGINEERED SMILE! WOE IS ME, FOOL IS I. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ FUC̷̨̨̦̼͔̲̗̻̈́̒͊K̸̨̛̥̮̖̘̖͍̞̹̗̳͚̯̾̑̆̏̏̊̍̅̉͆̎͋͜͝͝ ̸̧̬̺͇̪͖̄̃̽̑̈́̅̇͑͛̊̑͐̀̆̆͜Y̶̡̟̯̣̯̓O̵̩̩͎͂̿̐̋̄̇̓͑̋̃͘͠U̴͒̂͛͛̓̈́́͜ F̵̨̡̜̳͎͎͙̦̲͓̱̞̹͐͊͊͂̉̌̑̆̚͘ͅƯ̸̗̮̲͉̙̖̻̂̓͐͛̈́͑̄͝C̴̡̢̛̘̭̦̣͈̳̻̲̃̒̅̂̈̍̃͘K̷̡̛̥̲͈̘̱̗̫͙͙̍̐̀̂̎̀͋̄̓̈́͌̕̚ ̶̡̳̼̲̼̦͔͍̮̺̃̊͐̓̄̃̀͛́͌͝͝͠Y̶̧̡̜͓̙̮̥̬͎̺̱͎̙̽̈́̌̈͗̒̑̚̚ͅÒ̷̠̹̬̝̗͚̠͓̥̲͍̗̆̃͂̊̎̏͒̐̀̚͝ͅƯ̶̖̝͉̯̙̥̱̻͙̭̹͕̐̀̍͌̅̋̾̕͘ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̵̨̡̜̳͎͎͙̦̲͓̱̞̹͐͊͊͂̉̌̑̆̚͘ͅƯ̸̗̮̲͉̙̖̻̂̓͐͛̈́͑̄͝C̴̡̢̛̘̭̦̣͈̳̻̲̃̒̅̂̈̍̃͘K̷̡̛̥̲͈̘̱̗̫͙͙̍̐̀̂̎̀͋̄̓̈́͌̕̚ ̶̡̳̼̲̼̦͔͍̮̺̃̊͐̓̄̃̀͛́͌͝͝͠Y̶̧̡̜͓̙̮̥̬͎̺̱͎̙̽̈́̌̈͗̒̑̚̚ͅÒ̷̠̹̬̝̗͚̠͓̥̲͍̗̆̃͂̊̎̏͒̐̀̚͝ͅƯ̶̖̝͉̯̙̥̱̻͙̭̹͕̐̀̍͌̅̋̾̕͘ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅƠ̴̢̪̩̤̣̖̻͔̟̓͆̊͛̕͜͝͝Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠U̵͉͕̯͓͕͖̔͂͝C̸̀̕ͅĶ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒ ̸̼̘̩͗̎̀̓̀̔̀́̃͐̂̈Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅ0Ū̸̱̭̺̣̣͖̬ F̷̡̢̛̳́̾̃̆̍͗͛̌͆̽̈́̌͝͠00Ķ̸̢͚̳̻͖͇̫̪̜̭͙̮͊̐̉̊̊̍̊͒̍̒1Y̶̨̳̞̯̠͖̰̯̐̇͆͛͗̓͂́̽̂͝͝ͅ00 F̶̡̝̍̏0̴̫̲͓͉͍̫͉͈̝͔̪͉͍́1̶̡̬̥̙͍̰̟̟͍̙͙͕̟̋́͛̓̍̆̍͐0̶̢̢̠͇̮̰̝̱̩̥̲̺̭̺̳͗̑̏̀1̸̲̼͉̫̩̓͐̽̑͒̕0̷̡̡̟̝̱̪̯͚̮̈́̆͊1̴̞̲̫̪̘̠͇͍͋0̸̡̛̱̗͈͉͚̭͒̇̋̀̈́̊̏̌͗͛̚͝͝͠1̸̧̨̧̛͈̠̼̠̖̟̮̙͈͖̤͗̇͑́̋͂̇́͊͋͑̃̀̈́̅ͅĆ̴̢͔̪̮̙͚͈̬̖͈̺͆̌͑̓̔̾͘̚͜͝͝1 ̷̜̱̣̰̪̝̱̖̬̘͈̰͔̘́̽̔Y̷̧̛̞͎͍͍̞͓̹̮̱̺̔̇͆̑̓̂̔̊͌̈́͒̈́͐͊͜͝ͅ00 0̸̹̗̝̥͊̇1̷̰̉̈́̌0̵̟̥͎̱͙̌͛̏̚0̵̺̃̉͐0̶̫̀̆1̵̱̞͍̜̐̂́1̷͓̪͕̂0̷̧̧͍͂ ̸͍̈́̉͌0̵̲̬͍̋̓͊̒1̵̰̞̹͔̂̀̏̂0̸̤̽͛͗1̶̬̒͜͠0̴̖͚͇̈́͂̄͝1̸̧̻̬͂̓̚0̶̙͊̕1̴̰̳͈͛̀̈́͘͜͠ ̶̪͚̃́̇̈́͂0̸̱͎̳͔̮̓̔1̵̢̨̼̮̮͂0̵̛̩̈́̆̽0̷͙͓̯́̅͒͝0̵̗̤͠0̶̗́̽̋̓1̵͔̜̇͛͘͝1̴͖̽̈͘ ̸̺̟̭̥͆0̷̱͈̅1̵̯̮̉̉́͒͐0̶͙̈̀̉͊͝0̵̗̫̞̜̩̀͋́̊1̴̝̌̏̂̄0̸̜̻̹̹̎1̷͔͆1̶̤͖̹͛̚ ̷͍͍͖͈̚0̴̛͚̫͒͋̓̚0̵̛̫̜̞̟͜1̶̨̜̣̈́0̶̝̫͚̤͇͛͆͊̀͗0̷̰̉0̷̥̗̬͎̒́̿0̵̨͖̎͒0̶̟͙̠̠̱͛̈͊ ̵͔̫̄͆0̵̮̮̦͋͌̑̄1̴̼̖͇̽̅ͅ0̶̡̝̭̰͖̐͑̀1̶̹̼̝̻̞́̑1̷̹̈́̋̕0̸͎̅̕̕͘0̷̨̈́͜1̶̻͔͎͍̈́̆͂͂ ̶̦̘͍̺͒̌͒͐0̶̦͔̓̇1̸̗̳́0̷̡̦̗̩̕0̶͖̦̄̚1̴̮̹̬̀̊͑ͅ1̶̧̩͍̝̳̋̀̆̎̕1̵̣̯͆̿̏̈́̒1̷̟͉̻̈̄̌́̚ ̴̢̞̬̟̣́̽̆̈̾0̷̢̘̐͛̕͜͝1̶̤͔̉0̵̪̒̂͗1̸̰͂͂̌͛̂0̶͙͖̍̏1̷̙̫̎̽̍̏0̴̨̭̗̲̙̿̃1̴̨̱̙̥̏́͒͛̍ 0̸̹̗̝̥͊̇1̷̰̉̈́̌0̵̟̥͎̱͙̌͛̏̚0̵̺̃̉͐0̶̫̀̆1̵̱̞͍̜̐̂́1̷͓̪͕̂0̷̧̧͍͂ ̸͍̈́̉͌0̵̲̬͍̋̓͊̒1̵̰̞̹͔̂̀̏̂0̸̤̽͛͗1̶̬̒͜͠0̴̖͚͇̈́͂̄͝1̸̧̻̬͂̓̚0̶̙͊̕1̴̰̳͈͛̀̈́͘͜͠ ̶̪͚̃́̇̈́͂0̸̱͎̳͔̮̓̔1̵̢̨̼̮̮͂0̵̛̩̈́̆̽0̷͙͓̯́̅͒͝0̵̗̤͠0̶̗́̽̋̓1̵͔̜̇͛͘͝1̴͖̽̈͘ ̸̺̟̭̥͆0̷̱͈̅1̵̯̮̉̉́͒͐0̶͙̈̀̉͊͝0̵̗̫̞̜̩̀͋́̊1̴̝̌̏̂̄0̸̜̻̹̹̎1̷͔͆1̶̤͖̹͛̚ ̷͍͍͖͈̚0̴̛͚̫͒͋̓̚0̵̛̫̜̞̟͜1̶̨̜̣̈́0̶̝̫͚̤͇͛͆͊̀͗0̷̰̉0̷̥̗̬͎̒́̿0̵̨͖̎͒0̶̟͙̠̠̱͛̈͊ ̵͔̫̄͆0̵̮̮̦͋͌̑̄1̴̼̖͇̽̅ͅ0̶̡̝̭̰͖̐͑̀1̶̹̼̝̻̞́̑1̷̹̈́̋̕0̸͎̅̕̕͘0̷̨̈́͜1̶̻͔͎͍̈́̆͂͂ ̶̦̘͍̺͒̌͒͐0̶̦͔̓̇1̸̗̳́0̷̡̦̗̩̕0̶͖̦̄̚1̴̮̹̬̀̊͑ͅ1̶̧̩͍̝̳̋̀̆̎̕1̵̣̯͆̿̏̈́̒1̷̟͉̻̈̄̌́̚ ̴̢̞̬̟̣́̽̆̈̾0̷̢̘̐͛̕͜͝1̶̤͔̉0̵̪̒̂͗1̸̰͂͂̌͛̂0̶͙͖̍̏1̷̙̫̎̽̍̏0̴̨̭̗̲̙̿̃1̴̨̱̙̥̏́͒͛̍

[burstingatseams]

hollow replica. it isn’t even comparable. disappointing mockery.

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

@the-muppet-joker TH1S U?

[the-muppet-joker]

Who else?

[the-muppet-joker]

MR THE FROG, I MUST INQUIRE ABOUT YOUR WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE IN WHAT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS A “THREESOME” BETWEEN YOU, THE JOKER, AND MYSELF.

I THINK IT WOULD BE “BANGIN’” AND [from smudged writing] “AN ABSOLUTELY JIZZ-BLOWING EXTRAVAGANZA.”

I RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES, BUT I AM NOT ABOVE BEGGING. DO CONSIDER.

YOURS TRULY,

JACK THE SEAMRIPPER

Certainly. It will serve as research for my Novel, which will contain a chapter describing a threesome between Kermit, the Joker, and a prominant figure from the American Revolution. Let the frotting begine.

[burstingatseams]

KYAAAAA!!!!1!1!!!1! IF I FUCK THIS UP (ruin it) I’LL BE SO CRINGE FAIL (embarrassed) THAT I’LL COMMIT SEPPUKU (ritual suicide)!!!

HERE’S HOPING I DON’T BURST QUICK!

[burstingatseams]

SOMETIMES I FIND MYSELF FANTASIZING ON THE LATIBÆR SPORTACUS PUPPET.

TRULY HE IS HANDSOME! THAT CHISELED JAW AND GORGEOUS HAWK NOSE!!! PENSIVE IS HE!!! INFINITELY CHARMING, THEY SIMPLY DON’T MAKE EXPRESSIVE PUPPETS LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP…SUCH DEDICATION TO PUPPETRY SETS MY HANDSTITCHED HEART ABLAZE!!! AAH IM BURSTING AT THE SEAMS!!1!!1!!!1!!1

[burstingatseams]

IT IS MY GREATEST PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT: SORT OF YES,

THERE ARE PREVIOUS ADAPTATIONS/ITERATIONS OF LAZYTOWN!

THE SHOW IS BASED ON THE ÁFTAM LATIBÆR PLAY WHICH IS BASED ON THE BOOK OF THE SAME NAME. THE SAME GUY CREATED ALL THREE.

MOST PEOPLE ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE LAZYTOWN ITERATION FROM 2004 (OR LAZYTOWN EXTRA WHICH FOLLOWED), BUT THE SEXY SCANDALOUS PUPPET FEATURED IN THIS POST COMES FROM THE 1999/2000 RUN OF PUPPETS, WHICH WERE INEVITABLY NOT USED FOR THE SERIES (WHAT A WASTE—THOUGH THEY HAVE MADE APPEARANCES ON TV IN COMMERCIALS), MADE BY WIT PUPPETS. IM NOT SURE IF THE ORIGINAL ONES WERE ALSO MADE WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF NEAL SCALAN STUDIO, BUT THEY PLAYED A PART IN THE CREATION OF THE REVAMPED PUPPETS THAT WERE USED IN THE SHOW.

THE PILOT ALSO USED SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PUPPETS THAN THE ONES SEEN IN THE FINAL SHOW.

HERE ARE SOME MORE OF THE ORIGINAL PUPPETS THAT WERE SCRAPPED.

COMPARISON BETWEEN PILOT AND FINAL PUPPETS (STINGY LOOKIN LIKE A PROPER CUNT HERE. HE’S STILL MY FAVORITE THOUGH).

AND FINALLY SOME MORE OF THE ORIGINAL LATIBÆR PUPPETS FROM WIT PUPPETS.

THE WORLD SIMPLY WAS NOT READY FOR THE EXPRESSIVENESS OF THESE PUPPETS!!! HOWEVER, THERE ARE RUMORS OF A POTENTIAL REBOOT FOR THE FRANCHISE.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Yes Andrew Hussie Go Arm Deep Into That Muppet Hole

[burstingatseams]

FLINGING DOC SCRATCH LIMPLY ONTO THE NEAREST CHAISE LOUNGE FOR SOME EROTIC PUPPETEERING!! AAH IM BURSTING AT THE SEAMS!!!!!

[burstingatseams]

SHOUT OUT TO BIG SUMMER SAVINGS! I MANAGED TO GET MY GRUBBY LITTLE MITTS ON A WHOLE HEAPING PILE OF STUFFING AND FABRICS AND OTHER ARRAYS OF FUN FOR A *FRACTION* OF THE PRICE!

LIKE HOW THAT SOUNDS???

RUN OVER TO PLUSHROMP AND CHECK OUT OUR SUBSCRIPTION PACKAGES! BIG DEALS BIG SAVINGS BIG BENNIES!!!

[burstingatseams]

REMEMBER! A PUPPET HAS TWO ENDS!!! GET A FRIEND IN ON THAT ACTION, TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE!

[burstingatseams]

CORRECT, HE IS A VALUED FRIEND AND SUBSCRIBER!!!

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

GU3SS WH4T M0TH3RFUCK3RS‼️

A hand-sewn Smuppet made entirely out of recycled denim and extra strong upholstery 100% bonded nylon thread.

B4ST4RD 1S 4V41L4BL3 N0W F0R PURCH4S3!!!

[feltcaverns]

it was real to me

[burstingatseams]

[burstingatseams]

REMEMBER! A PUPPET HAS TWO ENDS!!! GET A FRIEND IN ON THAT ACTION, TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE!

[burstingatseams]

[burstingatseams]

SMASH OR PASS BELIAL BRADLEY

IF THERE’S A HOLE THERE’S A GOAL

OUT THE WINDOW WITH NO SEQUELS

Voting ended onJun 10, 2024

[feltcaverns]

But seriously, none of you people fucking get it.

There are rules to this shit. Okay? And if you're not intuiting them, you're not doing this right.

Fuck, it shouldn't be necessary at all for me to do this. But you keep fucking up like this in front of me, the least I can do is tell you some goddamn basics.

Number one. Don't fucking try and overshadow the main man. This ain't your rodeo, it's his. If you try and jump off your horse so you can impress the crowd, you're gonna just end up eating shit. Stay in line.

Number two. If they didn't sign up for this, don't fucking target them. Should be obvious, but for some of you, it doesn't look like it is. Don't post about muppet drugs in the replies of normal fucking people.

Number three. If he says jump, do not ask how high. Just fucking jump. Have any of you even been in a cult before? Don't answer. I don't want to fucking know. The brotherhood is an embarrassment in its current state. You people need organization and a cutoff point, but that's a whole separate issue.

Number four. Lurk moar. I'm 100% serious. Know your fucking lore, kiddos. If you don't know my name, and it ain't fucking Elegy, then are you really in the right place? Read a webcomic and come back later.

Number five. This is war.

What, you think I'm joking?

Every fucking day we'd wake up and figure out new ways to make him question our sanity. We'd create events spontaneously. We'd organize shit to surprise him. Entire arcs. And you know how much contact we had with the enemy directly?

Nearly fucking nil.

You people need to shape the fuck up, study your fucking history, or don't bother participating at all.

[smuppetbaby]

[burstingatseams]

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE