*left on the bedside table*
There are many levels of ‘fuck off’, usually I hover at a ‘2’, bring the bat into play and it’ll make it a ‘10’
Hey. Borrowed. . I didn’t even smoke it in it, and currently? Laundry hamper. Black mohair, check if you don’t believe me. I figured you’d want it washed and returned.
Lucky for you I'd prefer to aim for an '11'.
Excuses. You took something of mine without asking, and likely would've tried to sneak it back into my closet before I'd know it had gone missing. And you know better than to simply toss one of my mohair sweaters into a hamper. Yes I expect it washed. Professionally washed. And furthermore, I expect you to bend over my knee, pants down, in the next five minutes.







