Jojo imagine blog I guess but I do what I want

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Hi you all may call me Cherry, and this is a sideblog where I may or may not write jojo hc or stories. Like/replies come from squishy-hearts

While you all are welcome to make requests, the only person I'll be catering to is myself. So if I don't feel like writing it, it's not gonna happen. No reader inserts tho because I don't feel like writing for no one else like that

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IMAGINE FOLLOWING ME AND BEING A PROSHIPPER LMAO

FUCKING LOSERS

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Seriously tho, my blog is not a safe space for you clowns. I hate you all. Leave

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IMAGINE FOLLOWING ME AND BEING A PROSHIPPER LMAO

FUCKING LOSERS

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I like to think of the jjbaHM au like it's an actual game and think of concepts that would be in it

Like, the if the villains are marriage candidates, they'll have to be turned down alot so Dio goes from massive pile of evil bullshit to the annoying asshole that has a mansion in the middle of the woods. I think he'd probably be easy to romance until 1/3 of the way because he doesn't want anything super serious, so you'd have to go through a lot of quests for him. Really bust your ass to get him wanting an actual relationship

The pillarmen could live in an area of the world where it's eternal night, and the red stone could be their equivalent of the blue feather in harvest moon games. The stone could either be a very rare drop or a reward for a very challenging quest. You'd probably also have to have all their friendships maxed before they'd accept (plus more individual factors that vary on who you're going for)

I don't have any clear ideas for Kira other than him just being the same, just minus the murder thing. I think it'll be funny if you could get him to marry Shinobu after convincing her to divorce Kosaku and Hayato just fucking hates him. I think this quest line would be very long tho because I'd want it to take place after a period of in-game time, so Shinobu isn't immediately getting married a week after the divorce. Of course the player could marry him instead but I like to think this'll be a fun option too to tie in with the actual plot of DiU (once again minus the murder)

Honestly, not sure how to handle Diavolo. Probably only an option after helping Bruno and Giorno kick his ass and cast him out of his gang, so thus far the only antagonist that stays as an antagonist until defeated. Not sure how to handle the romance part though. Romancing him tho would serverly lower the friend points of Bruno's team and Trish (and Romance points for Bruno, Abbacchio, and Mista)

I have yet to watch or read part 6 and up so idk about them sgsgha

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Crossover purely for me but jojo x harvest moon/story of seasons

Or maybe more rune factory? So combat can still be a thing

I think I'll be fun concept

Not sure for plot of it or why characters from various parts are in the same time period. Like, family tree wise

Ideas I have are

A) Joestars are a long lived non-human race so that's why grandpappy Jonathan is still around

B) They're more like cousins in the same generation rather than multiple generations

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As soon as I saw this new pokemon i thought of red garland

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I said it before and I'll say it again, if you think for a second that Jonathan is in any form cishet, im teleporting to your home and becoming your new sleep paralysis demon

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I warned yall, i warned everyone about me

anyways tragically unironic art of wham and joseph being stupid and romancey 😔

i wrote out that outline of my p2 rewrite and now iv just been thinking of scene ands moments from it in my head… but just ultimately got stuck on this idea of joseph shooting his shot and kissing the god like being he managed to convience to train him in secret in an attempt to get Wham to spar him.

Bonus:

[Commission Prices]  [Etsy]

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I really want to talk with more people that like jojo but so many of them are either extremely weird about the characters that are minors or completely obsessed with shipping that they leave no room for anything else

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Wammu, as soon as the child (Holly or Jotaro) turns a year old: THEY WILL BE THE BEST WARRIORS. I WILL TEACH THEM ALL THE TECHNIQUES OF COMBAT.

Joseph: THE BABY IS JUST LEARNING TO WALK, PLEASE STOP

wham presenting his perfect baby girl her birthday gift of her first dagger, a fine first weapon for a small warrior in training

and suzie and joseph just trying to get ready to throw her a lil family party and having to stop wham from giving their baby a literal knife

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NUMBER GENERATOR ASSIGNED JOSEPH DRACOZOLT DGSHSHWHHW

OUR PROTAG EVERYBODY

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Still thinking about pokemon mystery dungeon au

Debating to make the pillarmen the legendary beast trio but there's 3 of them and 4 pillarmen. I could do the sword of justice pokemon (virizion, cobalion, terrakion, keldeo) but I don't think they'd fit them

Maybe I could make Kars a different legendary/mythical since he's the main villain of his part but im still thinking on which one

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For the Joseph, I think it'll be fun to use a number generator and choose a pokemon for him that way. I doubt I'll ever write anything but I think it would make a nice creative challenge

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Still thinking about pokemon mystery dungeon au

Debating to make the pillarmen the legendary beast trio but there's 3 of them and 4 pillarmen. I could do the sword of justice pokemon (virizion, cobalion, terrakion, keldeo) but I don't think they'd fit them

Maybe I could make Kars a different legendary/mythical since he's the main villain of his part but im still thinking on which one

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Pokemon mystery dungeon AUs my beloved

I love assigning characters pokemon to be

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About to build an inator machine like Doofenshmirtz to Un-British Jonathan Erina and Speedwagon

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Screaming and crying over the fact that Jonathan Joestar is unfortunately British

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I want potekoro plushies of characters from phantom blood and battle tendency but im afraid they'll include the literal n*zi