The Laugh Stand

We do comedy. We share comedy. We are comedy.

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Looking forward to raising cash, spirits and the roof at this #comedyfundraiser at @haroldparkhotel TOMORROW (Friday 9 November) for a school for special youngsters. Starring: @bernerland #petermeisel @garyeck @stephbroadbridge @ryvman #petergreen @thaotcao and this guy (me)! Join us! Tickets @trybookingaus or on door. 7.30pm. #fundraiser #comedy #giantsteps #autism #helpacoolschool #school #haroldparkhotel (at Harold Park Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp6O55XFumg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kv00qb2z3pe8

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NOW I HAVE FIGURINES, HO HO HO. #diehard #merrychristmastome #sohappy #nerdhappiness #im39 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp30McIlKll/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nq59ww3252bd

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My parents’ have been planning to get a new kitchen for a while now. So...the other day they were assembling this #ikea toy kitchen for my 2 year old niece Maddie, and I ACTUALLY said, in confusion: “Is this the new kitchen you’re putting in????” I was one small, hospitalisation-worthy step away from saying: “What is this??? A kitchen for ants????” Reminder: I’m 39, and manage million dollar charity campaigns for work. #idiot #adult #zoolandermoment https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpyg15Llfxx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ljcu4yoa99ib

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Like most people in my company, Maddie is more interested in cake, and I can’t blame her. I’m pretty phenomenal, but even I can’t compete with sugar. Happy 2nd Birthday little girl! #happybirthdaymaddie #happybirthdayjonah (at South Penrith) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpv6BDWlvHx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ntq7twlv6mdg

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Announcement: Jonah and I are Kings of the Wild Things. We would’ve got away with it too if it weren’t for that pesky #minion. Happy 1st Birthday little man! #firstbirthday #wedemboys #wherethewildthingsare (at South Penrith) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpvtO3aFEDY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lg9evt8q5tv8

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#getout #pointbreak #daddyneedsanewchair #scaryshit https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpq8oWVFAYZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r6yavbx8pc85

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I REALLY hope this is a #chinese #policeacademy origin story starring #chowyunfat in the title role. #pleasemakeitso #projectgutenberg https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmEdZpFofU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pdgf9brbb6sh

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These #deadpool pj’s + this body + those thumbs and legs = 100% sex. #yourewelcome https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpg5RVVFlki/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ttm48ilpou41

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Dad and I are excited to announce that we’re releasing a new album, called “Three Generations of Awkward”. This is the cover. #happybirthdaymaddie https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfkSJNFSPN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14t5y28gumd3a

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She may not look it in the photo but Maddie is OVERJOYED that A) It is her 2nd Birthday tomorrow, and B) She is being held by the best uncle in the world, and isn’t at all uncomfortable about it. #uncleoftheyear #unclegamestrong https://www.instagram.com/p/BpeLnACFgKW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1otpy6bo7h83s

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Universe: “Hey Dane, post a photo of a recent purchase that summarises how much you rule the planet.” Me: “Sure”. #diehard #funkopops #imthebest #yippeekiyay #happytrails https://www.instagram.com/p/BpayPtTFdJO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8c935hz8tq0r

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#firstman #firstmanmovie #armstrong #truestory #inspirational https://www.instagram.com/p/BpLOOjhFehx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iclrou2p6dut

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Saw #thebookofmormon today with my family and the better looking one of us, my bro. He only fell asleep a little bit, which is a good rating from him. It was fantastic. If you’ve ever seen a musical and thought “gee, this is great but it’d be better if there was more toilet humour and they said f**k and c**t a lot”, then this is the show for you. Huge thanks to my sister Lauren for the tickets. A really awesome gift. #greatdaywiththefamily (at Sydney Lyric Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpJa3l7Fm5F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=162ak3l8g2e2m

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#movienight #therapy #venom #firstman #lastman #misseditbythatmuch https://www.instagram.com/p/BpCA9mxFIBQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ntovocspaj45

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#firstman #firstmanmovie #epicstruggle #sydneybuses #sydneyrain #perspective (at Hoyts Australia BROADWAY) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpBsj0_Fhpd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xu6fxk04rpi7

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#blessed #thepowerofpositivethinking https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo_S2nYFvsU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zk8cak5s4ija

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#realisation #fame #famous #incident https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo06RiXltvk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n7a9gnri8v2c