THE LAUREN PROJECT

For the record, I started The Lauren Project long before "The Mindy Project" premiered. It was not my intention to be derivative. My "project" is older and much less successful. I just don't want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling. The Buzz About Me: "You have too many blogs. There's no way that many people care what you think." -friend "Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!" -same friend "I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I'm reporting you to HR." -still the same friend "Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole." -Grace "Vulgar...yet thrilling." -Chad "Your jokes are dumb." -former lover "Was that supposed to be funny?" -current lover "It's called a typeface, you savage." -Vincent "But you don't look Japanese." -pretty much everyone "Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!" -an Esperantist with whom I attempted to hold a dialogue

[unsubconscious]

Moth Dress by Cat Johnson Photo credit: Christina Solomons 

[npr]

A new law has taken effect in Germany that requires receipts to be issued at businesses such as restaurants, bakeries, hairdressers, no matter how small the transaction.

It’s known as Kassengesetz, or “Cash Act”: a law for protection against the manipulation of digital records. The measure is meant to increase transparency and prevent tax fraud. The idea is to log each transaction in a format that can be reviewed and verified.

Many of these businesses — and their customers — have taken umbrage at the new requirement, but none has done so more deliciously than the country’s beloved bakeries.

In some towns in Bavaria, in southern Germany, some bakeries are incorporating the receipts into the goods themselves. The Bäckerei Ways in Moosinning has begun peddling Kassenbon Krapfen — receipt doughnuts. The pastries are slathered with pink icing and then topped with a receipt made of fondant, tax included.

Germany Has A New Receipt Law — And Bakeries Are Getting Sweet Revenge

Photo: Tobias Hase/picture alliance via Getty Images

[monsieur-j]

Iris Van Herpen S/S 2020 Couture Runway Details

[silverquillsideas]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via itsthymee)

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are too pure for this world

[chroniclesofhal-deactivated2018]

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

[bibidebabideboo]

(Succulent Cakes By Ivenoven Will Make Every Succulent Lover’s Mouth Water | Bored Pandaから)

“ジャカルタを拠点とするアーティストIvenovenさんによる、多肉植物のようなケーキいろいろ。http://www.boredpanda.com/succulent-terrarium-cakes-cupcakes-ivenoven/ …” (山田ホタテ(@camparired)さん | Twitterから)

[succulent-therapy]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🌵❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[memewhore]

[bluegrasshole]

why is it humans not humen

[deepblooded-deactivated20180213]

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

[bluegrasshole]

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

[garden-of-succulents]

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

[flurgburgler]

My husband just referred to sand as heterosexual glitter

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[thelaurenproject]

omgggggg this lil spider <3

[thelaurenproject]

We're all assuming Sean Spicer is lurking in that hedge, right?

[sirskii]