Last updated: August 8th 2026 Hello everyone, it’s me, Lazy, just like I promised, This is an introduction to my blog for new people!
But surely you’ve been on my page before, because you’ve my biggest fan, right? No? I hate you
Whatever I like talking about myself anyway so it’s fine
TW: mentions of gore and other gross stuff, sorry but I have to talk about it
BASIC STUFF
I’M A MINOR WEEOOOWWEEEOEOOOO🚨🚨🚨 whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo
Birthday: Nov. 13th
I’M XILEF THE EXTRAORDINARY’S NUMBER ONE FAN. WE ONLY STAND FOR ONE FLAG IN THIS HOUSE AND IT’S XILEF’S. 🫡🫡🫡
I post mainly art, but occasional rambles that nobody asked for are strictly mandatory.
Call me Lazy, Lazzy, or LZ. Nothing else or you’ll DIE.
I’m bigender, and biromantic (potentially birose?). Buuut I’m still questioning right now, so that may change.
I go by she/he/they. Most people call me a “she” but idgaf whichever one of these someone calls me. The only exception is that you don’t call me an “it” please I just personally don’t feel comfortable with that.
I’m fine with Feminine, Masculine and Androgynous labels. But most of the time I feel like masculine ones fit me best. I have been professionally diagnosed with ADHD and Depression. Please be patient with me. I’m very slow and I have the worst motivation block ever
I use tone indicators sometimes, mostly for myself so I don’t think I look like an asshole.
I make lots of jokes, so take a lot of what I say with a grain of salt. I also swear a lot and mention mildly suggestive things (because I have the humor of a braindead middle schooler) so beware of that.
STUFF I LOVE / HYPERFIXATIONS
ask me about any of these PLEASE
(Not in order)
Felix the cat
Nintendo DS line
Bomberman
Multishipping
Cookie run Kingdom
Kirby
Late 2000s-Early 2010s anything (my knowledge on this isn’t my strong suit but I was around during this period soo)
Obscure/lesser known DS games
Parappa the Rapper
Mirrorshipping
NOXP (jellybox)
Old web decor
Yeti crabs (the best animal ever I’m being serious)
Selfshipping (mostly as a hobby)
WEB STAMPS (learning to make them/hoarding them)
Drawing (multi-media)
PEOPLE WHO AREN’T WELCOME HERE
My boundaries are not optional, if you don’t like me, or you are on this list, block me. Simple as that. I don’t need you here anyway, I guarantee it.
Basic Dni, NSFW + blogs heavy on gore/anything bloody respectfully dni.
I don’t really care about ages but if you’re under 12 you probably shouldn’t be here anyway?? I don’t have an age limit but if I think you’re creepy I’ll just block
If you are somebody (LGBTQ+ or not) who is like “I’m not one of those people who identifies as a cat or a bug LOL” (while referring to xenogenders/microlabels) then you are a pick me and aren’t welcome here either.
That plus People who are anti-contradictory labels, If you don’t understand something that doesn’t give you a free pass to disrespect it. I don’t give a fuck if they’re a catgender lesboy that’s their business and it isn’t hurting anyone so shut your ass up
“Non-sharing” selfshippers who are just in reality harassing/shaming people for liking the same character as them. (I’m not anti-non sharing, I just wanna say that it’s not the right term for people who do that.)
Anti-Selfship/the people who think Selfshipping is “delusional” and make slime rants on tiktok about how cringe it is /hj
Speaking of TikTok, if you post Ai gore or anything to do to make actual tragedies and murders into funny memes, just block me man. You’re 12 and think you’re the edgiest person alive
harmful paraphilias + k*nks and hateful groups of any kind aren’t welcomed here, neither are problematic shippers/labelers. ESPECIALLY radqueers.
If you support Vivziepop/genuinley excuse Valentino’s actions in Hazbin then you aren’t welcome here either (you guys are gross and annoying)
PEOPLE WHO ARE WELCOME HERE
As long as you are respectful literally anybody else.
I don’t care if you’re cringy.
I don’t care if you’re a fictokin, alterhuman, furry, therian, age regressor, etc (although I’m not any of these myself); this is a completely safe space for people who are considered “cringe” by most, even if I don’t understand those labels, I’d love to hear your thoughts and experiences.
I love you and I hope you have an extra-wonderful day (oh yeah and follow me)
Also, if you love Felix the cat (not motm/batqftim) or Xilef the extraordinary and you aren’t my friend yet please do consider…………………………I won’t judge if you got some cringy takes because I do too. Lots.
MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS
My annoying music taste! If you’re a wannabe Midwest emo you’ll like a bunch of these. (Warning: lots of explicit lyrics and themes are mentioned in a majority of these songs)
“Re-do” by Modern baseball
“Misery.” by Pupsies
“Animals” by Alex G
“Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)” by Edison Lighthouse
“I’ll Believe in Anything” by Wolf Parade
“Love Together” by NONA REEVES
“Jailhouse” by Sublime
“Caress Me Down” by Sublime
“Santeria” by Sublime
“Soft Fuzzy man” by Lemon Demon
“Stuffed Animals” by Gezebelle Gaburgably
“Carry Me” by Crooks & Nannies
"Wow, I can get Sexual too" by Say anything
“Good boy” by Dogbite
“An Ode To a Bunny I Killed Near the A19” by Ewy
“Disco man” by Remi Wolf
“Be My Baby” by The Ronettes
“Sleepyhead” by Passion Pit
“Ocean man” by Ween
(The Felix the cat opening song for the 1960s show)
“Heaven” by Benches
“Tongues & Teeth” by The Crane Wives
“Rock Bottom” by Modern Baseball
“(Cover This Song!) A Little Bit Mine (2020 Remaster)” by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
“Feed My Ego” by Mickey Darling
“Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart” by Mitski
“Eat Shit and Die” by Harley Poe
(Bomberman Jetters Opening 1)
“Sailor Song” by Gigi Perez
“When You Were Young” by The Killers
“Read My Mind” by The Killers
“Pop Muzik (Original Radio Edit)” by Robin Scott
(Bomberman B-Daman Bakugaiden Opening 1)
“Sleep Patterns” by Merchant Ships
“Father” by The Front Bottoms
“Trees” by McCafferty
“Bottom” by McCafferty
STAMP HOARDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESYESYESYES MY FAVORITE PART!!! ALL of these stamps are jokes (cough, cough, just the anti-yaoi one) + All stamps are credited to their respective owners in Alt text, if the stamp is made by me, you are free to use it! (Not free to edit/claim as your own)
