But You Can Choose How You Will Live

Formerly thelegendoflorule Something I once found in a fortune cookie: You can't choose how you will die, but you can choose how you will live. That's about as profound as I get.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[brilarsn]

whenever a good show gets canceled all i can think of is how many seasons supernatural has

[adonischildsupportcase]

[rafawriter]

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

[corvidhorde]

aejk

[sensitivemenace]

Abeehlitz

[inspire-me-to-breathe-deactivat]

aekt or aaehiknrt

[badromantics]

ajy

[bennyboxx]

Oh this should be fun!

B..e..n

…Oh

[daggerkid]

Abekl

[valkoswolf]

Aaegmn

[puns-and-musicals]

Acegr….

[thebeckmanator]

Aelx or Aadeelnrx

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

Aejnn. That’s nice.

[offended-fig]

Deilln

[storiofmylife]

Abinrtty

[thelegendoflorule]

Aceeikmnz

[onceiwashere]

unpopular opinion

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

[sapphia]

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

[thelegendoflorule]

Will i ever figure out my sexuality, stay tuned to find out. 

[cowboysandsynonyms-deactivated2]

[lizzbitch]

This will never not be funny.

[ruinedchildhood]

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[pettyqueen]

im the dude running

[bajn]

america looks lit

[twitterlols]

[e-cryptid-deactivated20180601]

You know what would be fun? Sharing our strategies for dealing with really bad menstrual cramps. You all can start.

[gallicinvasion]

ibuprofen, masturbation, and complaining.

[girlsmoonsandstars]

the holy trinity

[rejectfemininity]

WEED. seriously the single best thing for periods i’ve come across. also drinking tons of water. but yeah masterbation is a classic

[cecaeliawitch]

Ummm, what strategies? I just hold my stomach and make stupid suffering faces

[radwitchescauldron]

Naproxen, hot baths with Epsom salts, and twisting into bizarre poses inside a quilt burrito.

[grumpyoldnurse]

Meditation, heat, NSAIDs (my fave is naproxen)

[8675309123456oliviaaa]

Stretching and jacking off and smokin weed

[thtardust]

problematic opinion but fr ketamine

[thelegendoflorule]

Birth control. Absolutely nothing helps anymore but birth control. Before that though, heating pads and mixing naproxen with wine. 

[twitterlols]

[jeanprouvaires]

have you asked of yourself,          what’s the p r i c e you might pay

[egberts]

most powerful intrusive thoughts

- crush glass cup - open car door while in motion - drop phone from an extreme height

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[poorunfortunategirls]

You mean heathers

[worthyironman]

No I mean mean girls. If I wanted heathers I would have said heathers. Mean girls. No context as to why. Just grown men in high school. Same lines. Literally nothing has changed. Amy Poehler is still the mom. Chris Hemsworth sees another guy wearing cargo shorts and asks him where he got them, the boy says they were hand me downs from his big brother. Hemsworth calls them vintage and then immediately turns around and says they’re he ugliest effing cargo shorts he’s ever seen. This is what I meant

[miggylol]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

[friendlyneighborhoodpixie]

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

[beaft]

you are like a little baby. watch this.