The Bard of the Lemon's

Aro Acespec Bi (maybe) Maybe trans, no god damn clue Hey, it's me. Call me what ever pronouns you want, My name eh I guess lemon works. I post sometimes, Mostly reblogs, Might post my poetry sometimes.

[parasitoidism]

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

[parasitoidism]

TURN THE SHIP AROUND

[maykitz]

every farming game i've ever played had an npc family with an unromanceable wife, where's the game that'll let me break up that marriage and then have strained interactions with her ex husband in our cozy village with a population of 12

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Here is your reminder: Chud does not mean loser, it means far right facist and/or nazi please stop calling yourself a chud, just call yourself a loser it's okay

[y4m4tm]

Bedtime stories .. and celeste in pajamas

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[pencilcomics]

[madamepestilence]

@visibun

[melodies-stereo]

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[decentatrtskindamaybe]

Wanna know a fun fact?

(it's really not that fun)

sure!

[thelemonbard]

in 2001 a joint task force of the Center for Strategic and International Studies, the Johns Hopkins Center for Civilian Biodefense Studies, the ANSER Institute for Homeland Security, and the Oklahoma City National Memorial Institute for the Prevention Terrorism did a test scenario of a biological terrorist attack on the united states, in order to figure out how the systems in place would work and hold up. One of the major findings was, and I quote "There is no surge capability in the U.S. healthcare and public health systems, or in the pharmaceutical and vaccine industries. This institutionally limited surge capacity could result in hospitals being overwhelmed and becoming inoperable, and it could impede public health agencies' analysis of the scope, source and progress of the epidemic, their ability to educate and reassure the public, and their capacity to limit causalities and the spread of disease." these issues continue to persist and was part of why covid was such a major event TLDR: the united states government knew US healthcare and Public services could not stand up to biological terrorist attack (or just a plain old pandemic for that matter) and did very little if nothing to solve it Source: https://centerforhealthsecurity.org/our-work/tabletop-exercises/dark-winter-a-training-tabletop-exercise (bold stuff was copy and pasted)

[possessable]

i can't do secret hidden lore or leave things up to imagination because i like showing people things too much . i'm like check it out do you like my story here's every single thing that has ever happened in it . i'm too excited for tacit implications i like to show off my characters like someone shows off their pet kitty that they put a cute hat on

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[t1ny69fr0g]

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[thelemonbard]

I hate how telling someone to stop saying slurs apparently brings down the "mood" more than the person who's saying slurs

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[godly-girlfailure]

youre not allowed to reblog this from me. i forbid it. hey. i know youre about to do it anyway. stop it. youre not allowed to.