Everybody'sworn favorite

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[hand]

me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

[tangynectarine]

Me when i look back and think of all the lame guys i crushed heavy on and made bigger deals out of just because i was bored

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[lilmoth95]

““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”

[wilwheaton]

DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[iamhannalashay]

BEAT YOUR FACE FOR YOU! DO THOSE SQUATS FOR YOU! ACE THAT TEST FOR YOU! GET YOUR MONEY UP FOR YOU! AINT NOBODY GONNA LOVE YOU LIKE YOU CAN!

[chillary-clinton]

No.

[themillenialfalcon]

My favorite thing about this video was that he didn’t go on. Right after he said this he moved on to the next story. He didn’t go into a five minute think segment about the value of the press. He didn’t analyze the differing opinions. He just laughed and said no and moved. the. fuck. on. 

That is all he had to say. 

That is all that was needed to be said.

Fucking. 

No.

[deerboywonder]

who else has completely detached from reality and is sitting in numbness and white noise

[animatedtext]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

[thesugarhole]

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[thelifeofadreamerlover]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[palpamemes]

President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States

[duckypi]

[freethebooty]

i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons. like this guy sat next to me in class the other day, and he had really nice handwriting so I’m crushing on him. some other guy told me he was raised by a stay at home dad so I like him now. like???? i need to get a hold of myself