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Quarantine in Spain. 3rd day

kylo-is-sad

Dating during Coronavirus be like this.

cerullos

susan is EVERYTHING

thecouchwitch

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

checoleclerc

mcrshank’s entry @officialtolkiensecretsanta 2019: Sam & Frodo for @agardenintheshire.

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered, full of darkness & danger they were; & sometimes you didn’t want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow… even darkness must pass, a new day will come, & when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. […] But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand; I know now, folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t, they kept going, because they were holding on to something: that there is some good in this world, & it’s worth fighting for.

saraphiels

driverdelight

#actualpuppy

sheglows

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

girljeremystrong

”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room

buttpoems

discofriend

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

thatwriterchickyouknow

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

lytefoot

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

chippish

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

roseverdict

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

doctorgeekery

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

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Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

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fairycosmos

the whole culture that has grown around making fun of girls for literally everything never fails to amaze me….oh you like to paint? you’re a pretentious art hoe. you like reading? god, i bet the only thing you’ve read is cheesy romance novels. you like music? lol yeah right have you ever even heard of - insert boring white rock band from the 70s -. you wear makeup? you’re fake as fuck. no makeup? damn you look sick, at least put some foundation on. snapchat filters? basic. small boobs? gross, you look like a guy. big boobs? ew why are they sagging and why do you have stretch marks ugh. haven’t had sex? what a prude, loosen up. oh you have had sex? you’re a fucking slut!! you can’t win. you literally can not win.

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IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE

Love and respect Adam Driver and his family

Love and support Daisy Ridley and her work

Love and forgive John Boyega and his voice (AND HIS PAIN)

In this house we live and we preach about love and understanding, about forgiveness and compassion. We know the difference between reality and fantasy.

We know life out there is hard and cruel.

We don't agree with any kind of shame-speech, whether about ships, fanfiction, fanarts, kinks or tropes as long we all keep it RESPECTFUL, as long we keep it safe (and legall)

In this HOUSE we will discourage the speech of rivalry, whether it is between women or men, whether it is romantic or Work wise, there's plenty room in this world and in this industry for us all, keep it classy, keep it kind and don't speak about what you don't know.

In this house we know Star Wars fandom can be Racist, Misogynist, disgusting and violent. So if you believe Rey's Mary Sue, keep your opinion to yourself and just go.

If you think Rey is just an "cumbucket" to Kylo Ren, just the romantic pair to Ben Solo and she has no use or importance beyond this role, this blog isn't the place for you, just go.

If you hate Rian Johnson, just walk away.

If you think John Boyega has to be lashed out forever, banished from the internet because he made one mistake, get a grasp of reality, that's not how life works.

If you think that don't have a safe place to ship your ship on internet is the same or WORSE than RACISM, just please, go watch the News, go study and learn about it, it will make you a better person, I promise.

If you think that when a POC call out about racism they are being dramatic or attention seeker, you can do better or please don't do.

If you think that harrass young women on Internet because they like a villain or a consensual-canon ship between two adults, is somehow fun, go get a job and man up!

As I said, here we preach love, but love is kind and forgiving, being apologist is something else.