Milo Charlie Joseph & Bear Sophia Krayvvanger

Milo: “I’m a dick and I’m the size of your Chanel bag” WESTIE/TERRIER Bear: “I like when you pet my ass and I love food” SHEPARD/COLLIE/HUSKY

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Ask me if he cared....

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Me looking at my dumbass sister looking at our dumbass neighbour

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I saw my hot neighbour so I had to say something

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This looks chaotic but trust this is normal

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I have been staring at my sister for almost 4 minutes while she texts away and neglects to look at how FUCKING CUTE I am

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I hate when people are cooking. I need to be with one of my humans to protect me

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I have a bed but it’s actually my sex toy. I’d much rather sleep on clean clothes and towels instead

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After a long day of shit fuck all I enjoy a nice 3 to 5 hour nap