MISS CRUSTACEAN

dove𓆝 25 𓆝 she/he/they #art tag | #yeehaw art

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[wynco]

Neurology appointment today finally what do we think is wrong with me place your bets now

Brain tumor !! 🧠

Multiple sclerosis… 😳

Just really weird migraines. 🌞

A secret fourth option 👼

I’m bald (nothing is wrong per the doctor) 🫃

Voting ended onMay 29

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[segamascott]

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[cleoidus]

fully unconscious when i was drawing this btw

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[kikmessenger]

Ive gobe downa dark path

[beardedmrbean]

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]