the lilac witchling

✧ 20 • he/she/they • mainly does tarot ✧

[thelilacwitchling]

Free Tarot Readings

Hi! So ya girl is back and I'm offering free tarot readings once again!! I will eventually be offering more in-depth, paid readings. I'm doing this to both offer my services and spread the word, and also get reacquainted with reading for others, I wouldn't feel comfortable charging people for it right off the bat.

Because these readings are free, I will be keeping them quite simple, so only 1-3 cards per reading. If you're interested in a reading, please dm me or send in an ask.

Spreads

3 card general reading

1 card question spread

2 card situation analysis spread (1 - the situation, 2 - how to handle it/advice)

Guidelines

DM me or send an ask for inquiries

When you message me, please include the type of reading you want, as well as any relevant information about the spread/situation/question/etc.

Please include your name, a general of where you're from (like country, etc.), your sun sign (moon and rising signs are very helpful as well). This all helps me get a feel for your energy and makes the reading easier and more personalized.

Do not ask me for multiple readings, to expand the reading, or spam me.

Note that I may not be able to do your reading immediately, but I will do it as soon as I possibly can. Readings take time and energy, so please be patient with me.

Though I don't mind doing romantic/love readings, my deck isn't the best at those, and I prefer focusing on other things, so please keep that in mind.

Please share this post and all that jazz. Thank you!

[puddinghoax]

sleep, my antidote

an oidai fic // 255 words

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27727425

this is the first part of a companion fic series to the ushioi comic i'm currently working on - because shattering Oikawa Tooru's heart in one medium alone is simply not enough for me

inspired by the song 'to die for' by Sam Smith,,,, and this tweet

rebloggs are really appreciated !! :))

[as-warm-as-choco]

[heckadai]

Contrary to popular belief, alpacas actually lay their eggs underground, usually in soft soils among farm crops.

Due to the drought in this region of California, this field ended up being comprised of dry, packed dirt, and the alpacling faced difficulty burrowing to the surface, even with its temporary shovel-like tusk.

Here a farmer, tending to the alpaca season, unearths the baby to be greeted by a far more ripe alpaca, ready to teach him how to walk. Nature sure is amazing

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

“He Is Free!” *beep!* *beep!* *beep!* *beep!*

[thatshowwelikeitinmidgard]

Thank you human.

[cosmicrosepetals-deactivated201]

The mom is just like oh shit timmy what the hell.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Alpacas are like sea turtles, they’ll return years later to the very same pasture to lay their eggs

[puddinghoax]

ALPACAS LAY EGGS??? ARE THEY BIRDS??? OR LIKE, FUCKIN LAND FISH????

[thelilacwitchling]

sharing on this acc cause i want everyone to see how dumb i am <3

yes i'm reblogging myself, carry on

[ahsteria]

destroy the idea that crying is negative. crying is relief, a way to let all of the sadness, anger, joy and emotion out. end the idea that we need to stop crying, stop letting out emotion, stop being human. end it.

[lovingofficial]

[ofdirtandbones]

Humans were made to art and laugh not capitalism and cry

[tomcats-and-tophats]

Part of being lgbt is unlearning toxic beliefs about ourselves, and about other lgbt people. It is something we have to consciously work towards. Realizing that we’re gay or bi doesn’t immediately undo those years of resentment that were conditioned into us, and just because we can’t oppress each other on the axis of sexuality doesn’t mean we aren’t still capable of maintaining hurtful beliefs about each other, which does actually impede our ability to heal.

[puddinghoax]

This!!! This is so important!!!

[blooooom]

the cure to self-sabotage is to anchor yourself to the universal truth that you are worth it. you are worth the effort. you are worth the difficulty, you are worth the time, you are worth the consideration. there is never a point in your life, in time itself, that you are not worth it. return to this truth when you feel yourself slipping. do not let it go.

[thewitchway]

…okay… but… but what if there is an exception?  Only one?  And you’re it?

[transloveletter]

I promise, you are not that special. So like, chill 💙

[evilbigf]

a reminder for some of you <3 u should rb this even if u arent bi !!

[valtsv]

if an animated character has eyebags there is a 100% chance they will be my favorite because that's peak character character design right there

[valtsv]

like. the animators didn't need to put in all the extra effort of drawing bags under their eyes in every frame to let us know that this character is constantly lowkey exhausted, long-suffering and utterly done with the world's shit but they did and i appreciate that. like i get it.

[thelilacwitchling]

hi !! i saw u were offering readingz !! can i have ,, a reading on how L (sag sun, gemini moon, libra rising) feels about me? it doesnt matter how many cards you use !! we are both residing in the u.s., though im a korean immigrant . - eli , (virgo sun, cancer moon, taurus rising) thank you !!!

hi, I'd be happy to do a reading for you!! just dm me and we can get started :)

[crobby]

brown eyes are beautiful. they’re a desert sunset; the dark sand absorbing the heat of the orange sun so that when one lays in it, they are surrounded by warmth. they’re the soft teddy bear a child clutches in order to feel safe. they’re the logs of a crackling bonfire, fueling the flame and softening the marshmallow held above it. they’re the leather-bound covers of old books that hold endless knowledge. they’re the leaves one piles in the middle of their lawn and jumps into. they’re the footsteps of travelers; the dark path that follows a person through laughter and love and everything else that makes them human. they’re everything and they’re more. brown eyes are beautiful.

[thelilacwitchling]

Hi!!! Okay, I have been gone and inactive for like,,, 8 months on this account,,, for no reason in particular other than just life getting hectic.

Also, over the past few months I've reflected a lot on what I want my practice as a witch to be like, as well as my personal beliefs and philosophy, so yeah, that's been a fun lil journey.

Also, wanted to announce that I'll be starting up doing tarot readings for people again!! Some will be paid, though that's not for a while as I'd like to get reaccustomed with reading for others before I begin charging anyone, so I'll make a separate post about that at a later date.

If you are interested in a free tarot reading, you can consult this post about what kinds of readings I do, how you can get one, etc etc.

Anyhoo, I am happy to be back on witchblr and I'm really looking forward to sharing some of the stuff I've been up to in terms of my practice and figuring all that fun witchy stuff out.

[dogmotifs]

hey if ur lgbtq rb this with all ur past labels nd the one u use now

i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian

[thelilacwitchling]

straight, bi, pan, homoflexible

now it's gray-asexual lesbian

the compulsory heterosexuality was strong with me lmao

[kitchenwitchtingss-deactivated2]

STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE COOKIES

These cookies are perfect for any occasion! Whether it be for a crush, a significant other, friends, or family. These cookies are sure to please all!

Ingredients 

½ cup chopped rinsed strawberries + ¼ cup sugar

1 tsp lemon juice

1 ½ cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup softened butter

2 cups flour

1 egg + egg white

A pinch of salt

½ tsp baking soda

3 tbsp sweetened condensed milk

2 tsp vanilla

2 tsp strawberry extract

1 drop red food coloring

1 cup white chocolate chips

Directions

In a food processor blend strawberries until they become liquid. Add in ¼ cup of sugar, and lemon juice and mix.

Preheat your oven to 350 F.

In a stand mixer add sugar and butter, and cream until light and fluffy. Now beat in your eggs, and extracts. Sift in flour, baking soda, and salt. Mix until just combined. Add in your strawberry puree, condensed milk, red food coloring and mix.

The final step should be folding in your white chocolate chips.

Scoop the dough into equal sized pieces on a baking tray lined with parchment paper. Bake them for 8-12 minutes.

[omgsavemeddd-deactivated2018102]

its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything

[omgsavemeddd-deactivated2018102]

its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything