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[nootdraws]

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

[fivepebble]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[oaks-and-willows]

"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.

[noah-wyles]

[thelilbirdie]

No aguanto más, me siento como un adict0 en las etapas mas duras de su abstinencia por rehabilitación

VOLVE AO3, SIN VOS MI VIDA NO TIENE CHISTE

[thelilbirdie]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So, I made a fanfic, it's on-going idk why it says that it's an one-shot. It's not lol

SUMMARY:

Maddie Kim has a messy love life that, somehow, always leads her to fall in love with Caspian Keyes.

It's embarrassing for her to always talk about Caspian to her long-distance best friend, you know? Or even to always think about him.

At this point she's just asking herself if she has some kind of obsession with that emo, edgy, sleep-deprived, and hot boy, there's no logical explanation, and it's pretty funny if you think about it.

The way she finds herself falling over and over, and over, again, just for any little gesture of affection.

She's tired of all this romance thing.

IT'S A SILLY LITTLE FANFIC, A NORMAL AU FANFIC WITHOUT LIKE 3/4 OF THE CANON, BC FUCK THAT BITCH I DID NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR BEING THIS HURT (?

I don't exactly know to what I'm aiming with this fic (I just wanted to give the babies a silly angsty but normal teenage life) but I'm cooking something, I think

I'm also thinking in doing like some kind of fix-it fanfic we'll see

ALSO Caspian and Maddie are going to have a much smaller age difference bc uh yeah

It might seems a little bit out of character at first, but just trust the process (?

And they're both queer yay

[violentbat]

Bruce showing someone his kids' pictures from when they were little: "And this is Jason--"

Jason: "That's a picture of Tim, actually--"

Bruce, fumbling with his wallet: "This is Barbara when she was younger--"

Babs: "Steph isn't even a redhead, how are you messing this up?"

Bruce: "This is Cass--"

Steph: "That's literally a cropped baby picture of you. What are you doing?"

Bruce: "You can't see it fully but this is Alfred with Dick--"

Damian: "That used to be a picture of me and Grandfather."

Bruce: "Here's a picture of Tim."

Batkids: *examining it*

Tim: "That... actually could be anyone."

Damian, simultaneously: "It's not ugly enough for Drake."

Bruce, oblivious to the fight breaking out: "And this is Duke."

Duke, spitting out water when he sees it: "How the hell do you have that?"

Dick: "Well at least he's two for ten."

Jason, going through the photos: "Why are some of these fucking stock photos?"

Dick: "You think that's bad? He's got a picture from the circus with Tim circled in the crowd."

[teaboot]

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

[seven-oh-four]

you didn't ONCE think to check the url?

[teaboot]

I WANTED TO FINISH READING IT FIRST

[galadrail]

Okay but why the fuck did rick riordan wrote so much books like yeah it's good but man stop, take some rest it's okay I swear

[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

You know what?

Fuck you.

*turns all of your canon relationships into qpr*

Since no one wants to do aroace rep I’ll just do it myself

[ramitdown]

What I say: Damn, that guy's hot.

What I mean: I love that facial structure. I need to study it, learn to draw it, and use it for my art. Also, I want that haircut.

[shatterinseconds]

"I'd recognize that mullet anywhere" will always be one of my top favorite klance moments/lines bc it canonly implies that

a) lance was able to easily recognize keith in the dark, through binoculars, after not seeing him for a full year

and that

b) he truly must have spent years just staring at keith, obsessing over everything about him

that's definitely normal heterosexual behavior, right? lmao

[thelilbirdie]

ustedes también tienen esos días en los que no pueden escuchar, ver ni leer, cosas relacionadas con esa carrera soñada, o trabajo, o tipo "sueño imposible" no sé, que en general LES APASIONA MUCHO? solo porque existe al menos una pequeña posibilidad de que nunca lo puedan cumplir?

Que es como uno tenía la re ilusión en eso y duele mucho la idea de un futuro sin eso.

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Tim: Okay sex is nice and all but have you ever rediscovered a fanfic you read ten years ago and thought was lost forever?? Jason: um... no? Tim: *nervous laugh* oh haha me neither

[mizziemwah]

genuinely cannot stop thinking about voltron. my every thought is consumed by voltron

i’m an adult, i pay taxes, i drive a car, and yet here i am pondering about a colored-coded found family in my free time

[thelilbirdie]

No ibas a estar fuera hasta las 4 PM, hijo de tu gran mami?

[thelilbirdie]

tengo demasiado tiempo libre y ao3 está fuera, y si me descargué fanfics bastante largos para entretenerme hasta que vuelva a estar ocupada l ao3 funcionando otra vez

PERO YA LOS LEÍ A TODOS Y YA NO SÉ QUÉ HACER JQKDJKSJS

[marypsue]

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

[heroineimages]

That’s an excellent distinction.

[max1461]

Why are we italicizing?

[as-if-and-only-if]

To convince.

[max1461]

To convince who?

[sigmaleph]

The Italians