Muppet Time

Male (25) & Bisexual -Enjoys fanfiction, writing, art & FNAF-

[thelivingmuppet]

✨ Welcome One & All! ✨

Please read everything thoroughly & carefully before you continue to interact with me, my account & my posts. Thank you!

BYF & DNI :

I am having to redo this since this shit Hell site decided to not save my draft. Am I happy? Clearly not. All I ask for from you is to not be a dickhead. Be kind, helpful and we'll get along nicely. If you are a minor refrain from privately messaging me. Only other adults may DM me about anything here. My ask box is open and everyone/everything is welcome to ask me questions or speak to me via there! I love question games, so you are welcome to tag me or involve/invite me to them. Thank you.

I will say this : I am an adult & will not make my account suitable towards children. NSFW may or may not be discussed. And for those who CLEARLY do not understand what 'NSFW' means, it means that I may post about traumatic topics, politics, sex, sexual language, murder, horror, drugs & so forth. I will tag my posts as accurately as possible. I also do my best to not cross tag, as that is dumb & can end up in the wrong feeds.

About Myself :

Hello there & Welcome to my blog! I am Noah, but you are welcome to refer to me by my account name, Nature Boy, Muppet Time & also by Cowboy.

I am a polyamorous, mixed race (but now passes as white vs when I was a kid), bisexual man who happens to be in a loving, committed relationship with my darling girlfriend.

With that in mind, I am not originally from the state in which we met & am a resident at. I am American, stuck in this dreadful place & do not have a way to leave. If I'm ever able to, I enjoy the idea of living either in Canada, China, Croatia or somewhere in the UK.

Below are some of my most favorite things & media!

FNAF (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Yellows

Welcome Home

Greens

Browns

Blues

Pinks

Autumn 🍂🎃

Halloween 🎃🍂

Minecraft

Fortnite

Reborn / Realborn Dolls

Dolls

Spring

Horror 🛶📼

Soft Toys

Labyrinth

Chucky franchise & series

FAYGO

Rainey Days

Cold Weather

Hooven Animals

Fitness

Books / Learning

Spiderman

Superman

Raggedy Andy

Cartoons

DIY / Building Things

Markiplier

If you wish to become friends or simply chat a bit, feel free to message me privately, if you are an adult older than 20, mind you. If you are younger but have questions or whatnot you are welcome to use my Ask Box. Please understand I speak & write English but am always willing to use a translator in order to speak with you! I find it refreshing & would rather try to speak with you in your own language than have anyone struggle with English. I struggle with it a lot myself even though I'm a native English speaker.

My Stagging System :

Get it? Ha! You get it. . .

🤠 For Personal Posts : Muppet Time Talks

💛 For Posts About My Girlfriend / Relationship Life : TheNest

🤠 Posts I Want To Pin / Repin Later : Pinned Post

💛 My Own Artwork / Stories : ArtisticCowboy

🤠 For Transsexual related posts : Transsexual or Transmed or Truscum

[thelivingmuppet]

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[imawitchywitch]

Do not let these milktoast muppet white men content creators convince you that we are doomed. They are selling fear and profiting off of it.

His health is failing. The cult has lost its’ momentum. The Epstein victims are actively making their case and trials will be happening, worldwide. The GOP is fighting amongst themselves about everything. Dems are winning their elections at the state and federal levels. The military is being sent to cities to then stand around and be mocked. Judges have also ruled it’s illegal for them to be sent to blue cities in the first place. Alligator Alcatraz got shut down. They’re desperate to hire people for ICE because people keep quitting. Protests are happening every week, everywhere.

We are in a very scary and chaotic time. Project 2025 is terrifying. People are being emboldened to be violent, and people are being traumatized and harmed. The country has been divided and damaged, but not beyond repair and rebuild. We will get through this, we just can’t give up and comply in advance. Don’t let the bastards get you down.

[ralfmaximus]

Think about the day he dies. So many crab raves.

Stick around so you don't miss that day.

[my-dailydreams]

[thelivingmuppet]

But the accuracy

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[prismatic-bell]

No.

I remember working in a kitchen for long hours and having people cough and sneeze in my face while handing me their money with unwashed hands and telling me Covid was a hoax.

I remember being so slammed with orders from those privileged folks who got to make bread and dance and make art and take care of plants and learn useful new skills that some of my coworkers were working fifty-hour weeks.

I remember having a gun pulled on me because my employee asked a man to put on his mask.

And I remember having to mourn my mother alone with nobody to say Kaddish with me because religious gatherings were prohibited.

Stop rewriting lockdown as a twee little fun time when everyone was doing just great. It wasn't. It was fucking brutal. If you got that twee little fun time, you did it on the back of my labor, my sister's labor. She was watching people choke to death on their own mucus for up to eighteen hours a day while you made fucking bread.

Stop. Just stop. It's a fucking insult.

[yeesiine]

[thelivingmuppet]

The night is July 7th, 2025. It's a

cool, damp Monday. The rain slithers in periodically while the death screams of thunder have rolled on hours ago.

Tonight has been special to me for the one whose soul clutches mine has taught me how to cook once again! I had fun tonight as she stood by me, helping me eyeball my seasoning, what to use and when to add to the meat I was cooking up. I'm very thankful she's taking the time to teach me her skills from which my own parents had failed. By fail, I mean they straight up didn't give a single fuck to teach me anything outside of "be quiet. Be out of the way. Stay clean (literally), untouched & keep your house clean". Though their version of clean is keeping the place looking like you are just hosting a open house 24/7 and are about to fully move out once someone agrees to buy the place. Could we have ate our food off the floor everyday? YES! THAT is how clean I had to keep it for them! Whenever I would tell someone this, they would laugh. Then if they stuck around in my life long enough to know me, they would say I was basically deep cleaning/spring cleaning the place every single day. Which, to be fair, is true! Furniture and other things got moved around so I could clean that way.

Anyways , let's continue talking about my beautiful girlfriend 😌🤠 Thursday night she taught me how to make tacos! Sure, I usually could make mine into burritos but that was after she already seasoned and cooked the meat. Oh! After making tacos, she quizzed me the following day about what I learned while cooking! 🤠 I had fun. I'm very thankful she's willing to teach me to cook & also create quizzes for me to see what I've learned and what I need to work on. Tonight I made her hash brown casserole recipe!! It was pretty tasty and truth be told? I am pretty damn proud of myself for cooking it. She helped me by draining the grease for me and dealing with putting it into and out of the oven. Am I terrified of the oven? Yes. Why? Not for you to know yet! Plus it's an old oven and I'm terrified it'll kill me one of these days.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Posting all of the pills that make you green comics here now, enjoy? I guess?

regret rates

proof

talking points

you problem

owned

modern invention

unethical experiments

typology

think of the children

side effects

facts

making sense

rushing

drawings

research

this rocks

valid

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