I'm No Hero

Special Forces Weapons Sergeant White. 26 years old. Zoology - Animal Behavior focus. Welcome to the war zone. My merman.

[wtfforrest]

[nudges him] I’m joking.

[theloganwhite]

Sure you are, butthead. [smirks at him]

[wtfforrest]

Sure you will, butthead.

[theloganwhite]

[frowns slightly] Do you really think I won't?

[wtfforrest]

Oh, rude.

[theloganwhite]

I'm just kidding, babe. I'll always love you.

[wtfforrest]

I’m not getting glasses, so get used to it. [grins]

[theloganwhite]

[leans over and kisses his cheek] I still love you, I guess.

[wtfforrest]

Well, I calls them as I sees them.

[theloganwhite]

I don’t like how you see them, then. [laughs softy]

[wtfforrest]

[grins as he watches Crash and Daisy chase each other around] I think she thinks the fridge is her fantastic protector. 

[theloganwhite]

You just told me I’m her favorite, now you’re trying to tell me the fridge is her favorite?

[wtfforrest]

[they get to the dog park and Forrest unhooks Daisy’s leash] Pepper’ll learn to love it.

[theloganwhite]

[tries to make Crash sit before he takes him off the leash but Crash is too excited about Daisy having already run off and gives up, letting him go instead] Hopefully. I wouldn’t mind her thinking I’m her fantastic protector, though, if she didn’t get used to it.

[wtfforrest]

Crash is a good puppy. Y’all need to stop hating on him.

[theloganwhite]

I’m not hating on him, I love him. Pepper is the only one that doesn’t like him, and even then, it’s only when he gets really excited.

[wtfforrest]

Psh. Pepper liked you before Crash came into her life.

[theloganwhite]

Crash certainly helped my case, though.

[wtfforrest]

You get to be Pepper’s favourite, so it evens out, eh?

[theloganwhite]

Pepper only likes me because I protect her from Crash.

[wtfforrest]

No, just bad cop.

[theloganwhite]

Well at least it'll be consistent. I think I'm the bad cop in Crash's mind, too.

[wtfforrest]

Probably. You can be bad cop.

[theloganwhite]

That makes me sound like I'll be a mean parent!

[wtfforrest]

You’ve seen me with Mia, you know what’ll happen.

[theloganwhite]

You'll spoil the child, too? [leans over and kisses Forrest's cheek]

[wtfforrest]

He’s my baby, I can’t help it.

[theloganwhite]

[laughs] I'm slightly terrified what will happen if we ever have a child.

[julie--harrison]

Hmm, world’s best fashion designer and a pet cat.

[theloganwhite]

Sounds like a life of glamour waits in your future.

[wtfforrest]

Too bad Daisy’s not always around.

[theloganwhite]

Too true. He's learning pretty well, though, even though you spoil him. [gives Forrest's hand a squeeze]

[julie--harrison]

Nah, I don’t think that’s in the cards for me.

[theloganwhite]

What's in the cards for you then?