Do It For The Picture Puzzle

[in-omni-scientia]

Haven't you people already seen too much of personal me? Leave me alone or I'll have to ask Crownhead and Girlboss to be my personal bouncers.

[thelogicalblog]

“Make it make sense” is a contender for the best ever phrase. The order of “make it”: authoritative, firm. The objective of “make sense”: it is good when things make sense. Case closed.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

It’s manly to like manly things, but not men. I’m so manly, I don’t even know the definition of homo-sexuality.

[boogiestreetshakes]

But what's a man like you doing kissing women? On their mouths? the mouths they kiss other men with? It's basically the same as kissing a man. Potentially less gay to kiss other heterosexual men because at least you know their mouth has only touched women before.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

I. Uh. @thelogicalblog is this right?

[thelogicalblog]

The logic here isn’t sound. Did you really need me to confirm this? Besides, what if the heterosexual man decided to kiss another man before he kissed you? Then the argument is void.

[rhetorical-rhetoric]

But why would a heterosexual man kiss another man, you might be logical but your arguments are weak

[thelogicalblog]

I’m simply operating under the parameters established beforehand by the dopamine fiend. I’m not saying it ever made sense.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

It’s manly to like manly things, but not men. I’m so manly, I don’t even know the definition of homo-sexuality.

[boogiestreetshakes]

But what's a man like you doing kissing women? On their mouths? the mouths they kiss other men with? It's basically the same as kissing a man. Potentially less gay to kiss other heterosexual men because at least you know their mouth has only touched women before.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

I. Uh. @thelogicalblog is this right?

[thelogicalblog]

The logic here isn’t sound. Did you really need me to confirm this? Besides, what if the heterosexual man decided to kiss another man before he kissed you? Then the argument is void.

[thelogicalblog]

Never stop finding ways to challenge your brain. You’ll want it to be strong for as long as you can keep it. Do a crossword. Sudoku, perhaps.

[stagelightandspectacle]

Hey.

Psst.

@neverbackdown-never-what

We have learned of an intruiging behavior users of this website display at times. It requires collaborative effort across at least twelve individuals, so we thought you may be interested in learning about it. It may even entice individuals outside our little circle to join in.

[neverbackdown-never-what]

I do not enjoy being intrigued, especially by *you*, but could you please fill me in?

[stagelightandspectacle]

K

[its-only-faire]

U

[neverbackdown-never-what]

N

[rhetorical-rhetoric]

G

[the-only-authority]

P

[isenseyouthere]

O

[ohgodthepain]

W

[reactionspeed]

P

[thelogicalblog]

E

[thelogicalblog]

It’s fun to connect things. Everything is connected. Even if you think they aren’t, they’re connected.

[thelogicalblog]

The flaws of this website are so nonsensical and difficult to parse they make me itch.

[neverbackdown-never-what]

That's it, no more jokes coming from my side. You wanted me to be less serious? Less of a *boring* cop? Well too bad, you've lost your chance. I did all I could.

[composurecheck-deactivated20231]

I'm afraid I wasn't around when the others started dogpiling on you. Would you care to repeat the *joke* that you did?

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Okay. Fine.

Knock-knock. Say "who's there" one goddamn time.

[composurecheck-deactivated20231]

Don't worry, Volition. I won't ruin this for you.

Who's there?

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Nothing. Nothing's there.

[reactionspeed]

…I know I didn’t miss anything, because I don’t miss things, but it feels like this joke is still missing something. Like a punchline.

But I’ll bite. Nothing, who?

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Nothing. Nobody's home.

[thelogicalblog]

That doesn’t make sense. Then who was knocking?

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Knock-knock.

[reactionspeed]

Come in!

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Don't you want to know who's there?

[thelogicalblog]

We know who’s there. It’s you.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

when you feel bad go dig a hole until you stop feeling bad, son

[schnasty-tie]

YOU SHOULD FUCK THE HOLE ONCE YOU GET THROUGH WITH IT

[thelogicalblog]

I don’t know why I have to tell you this. You shouldn’t put your dick in the hole. You know its going to feel like dirt and rocks against your penis.

[schnasty-tie]

MAYBE WE LIKE DIRT AND ROCKS ON OUR PENIS. HAVE WE TRIED? I DON’T THINK SO

[thelogicalblog]

I am beginning to think we should not dig a hole as a coping mechanism.

[coachphysicalinstrument]

when you feel bad go dig a hole until you stop feeling bad, son

[schnasty-tie]

YOU SHOULD FUCK THE HOLE ONCE YOU GET THROUGH WITH IT

[thelogicalblog]

I don’t know why I have to tell you this. You shouldn’t put your dick in the hole. You know its going to feel like dirt and rocks against your penis.

[thelogicalblog]

Detect or die. Deduction or death. Devine or decease.