My little corner of the world

Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not. 🏳️‍⚧️

[thelolaflores]

Text 🖌 Lolcisco

Francisco: Seaweed is green, the ocean is blue, do you just want an ab pic or a dick pic too? 😊

Lola: Oh you're good at that, Nice! Abs please! I'm life sketching and you have the bessst abs!

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Text 🖌 Lolcisco

Lola: Roses r red, r violets even blue, send n00ds 😜

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Text 🧀 Flores Sisters

Sofia: is there an anything I can do for you? 😔 no Lola I don't want you to lie to me. I just wish you didn't do those things.

Lola: Short of killing me and putting me out of my misery? NOTHING! ☠ jhjgh Why? It's not like I'm doing coke or something. It's JUST weed today!

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text 💬 loxel

Axel: perfect, then i'll call you that! thank you 🥺 I need all the cuddles tbh. maybe a little. it's pretty far enough from conditioning. lavender that's that good smelling stuff right??

Lola: Yeee! Love love love! 🤗 I have all the cuddles for you! Why do you need them? And great! I'll save my cutest one for when you get here! It is! It smells AMAZING! It's so peaceful!

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TEXT 🍔 PHOLA

Phoebe: Bro your life sounds so sad right now, I hope you know that. Except for the part where you get baked because FUCK if that doesn't sound so fucking sweet right now. I'm a little drunk but crossfaded is ALWAYS better. You're welcome, boo! And alskfj WHY?! Does she hate Slushies or happiness?

Lola: I knooo! But it's like chill because I'm usually happy anyway! Or baked so it all balances out! Getting crossfaded is SUCH a good idea damn! Now I have find my white claws since I'm already half way there! Because! She doesn't trust me with liquid based things other than paint! I only flooded the palace with Orbeez TWICE and now she wants to act like I'm some kinda menace to society!

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TEXT 🍔 PHOLA

Phoebe: I mean, some say artists can't make art UNLESS they suffer so maybe in that way you're blessed? I can't imagine not being able to eat Egg McMuffins, ugh, you have my whole heart, you poor beautiful babe. JUST GET A SLUSHIE MACHINE! You have money, don't you?

Phoebe: SMART.

Lola: Not I! My muse is but a fairweather friend and only comes to me under the best of circumstances or while I'm baked like an absolute cake. asdfghjk THANKS! ❤❤❤ My mom said I can't! I have money but it's from HER so the rules r the rules 4ever!

Lola: I TRY!

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TEXT 🍔 PHOLA

Phoebe: I wanted to be mad at you but you're allergic to McDonalds so all I can feel for you is pity. As soon as I'm gone, ALL I want to do is sink my teeth into an Egg McMuffin. Slushies are dope though, can't argue there.

Phoebe: Ugh great now I'm starving and basically everywhere is closed. What do I do?

Lola: I know right? I was really just put on this earth to make art and suffer. I'm allergic to eggs too so I cannot begin to relate but they look yummy! So dope. If my mom would just let me get a slushie machine, I'd never leave my house

Lola: Insomnia cookies?? They're like always open.

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text 💬 loxel

Axel: lola bunny, can i call you that? Are you open for friend cuddles?

Lola: Yessss more people should call me that! I luv her! And always! Want weed? I just rolled the most 🌸amazing🌸 blunts with mugwort and lavender.

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TEXT 🍔 PHOLA

Phoebe: Back me up on this, McDonalds is THE best hangover food, right?

Lola: I can't! I'm sowwie! It doesn't rot and I'm allergic to the preservatives! Besides Sonic has slushies!

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if for whatever reason you had to take over avalor, what rules would you make/change/etc?

I’m not a rules person at all but I know it would be so messy if I tried to get rid of them all and then I’d have to be the one to clean it up. Therefore, I wouldn’t do anything to the rules in Avalor! If anything happens to my mom or Sof before there can be another backup heir, then everything would stay the exact same way it is rn until someone else could do it.

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what would you say is your favorite kind of art, both to look at and to create?

Older 2D rotoscoped animation for sure! All the 3D cgi in cartoons nowadays is fantastical and all, but it can’t even begin to touch gorgetastic artwork that went into cartoons from the 20s to the 60s AKA The Golden Age of Animation. I love making my own little rubber hose limbed characters and practicing my rotoscoping. Fun fact, the video game Cuphead was totally my idea after getting lost in the bathrooms in the Mad For Tea cafe but I gave it away to the developers for a Crownbucks gift card and a dab.

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Text 💰Lash

Cash: People don't actually kidnap in Auradon, do they?! I thought that was a myth! I haven't ever been crossfaded but I'll trust your opinion on that since you're definitely what I'd consider to be an expert. I'm sorry but the idea o me sleeping on a Minion butt would make you laugh too, I'm sure! And good! It's kind of a shame you didn't have ANY dreams, though. Sometimes the best story ideas come from dreams, you know!

Lola: I don’t know! But it happened to me on accident so maybe it happens for real and no one talks about it? Thank you! I am an expert on it! It would not! I’d be so sad about your cute little face being disrespected by one of those banana looking anal plugs! If I had a really good story idea while passed out in a container full of minions, I simply do not know how I would be able to live with myself and my idea. It’s just too cursed!

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Text 🥺 Loquil

Jonquil: No, I'm not! Or at least, it's not fun enough being drunk to stop worrying that I make mistakes. And you can always chat about stuff that's not us! Like you can just chat about yourself, or other people!

Jonquil: A Pillow Pet makes a lot more sense, thank you! Because I was seriously starting to question whether or not the son of the Fairest of Them All was secretly an uggo.

Lola: Yes, you are! You could get like HALF drunk and then you’d forget all about worrying about if you make mistakes or not! Not that you even make any that are that bad anyway! What would I even have to SAY about myself or other people that wouldn’t be better said about you!

Lola: I thiiiink All of Auradon would’ve let you know by now if they thought you were an uggo. Also probably your mom too since that’s like literally her job.

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Text 📲 Lomeo

Romeo: You have child locks on your Crownflix account? Why?

Romeo: A library?

Lola: If I knew they’d be off by now! I think!

Lola: Har Har very funny. I go to libraries all the time! That’s where they keep the mystery books that are out of print and the nerdy hotties!

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what is a food that you could literally eat forever?

Probably cheese cake or tres leche or lasagna. I can’t decide since they’re all ✨forbidden✨cuz of the whole “my lactose intolerance is literally a milk allergy” thing but I really could eat them all day forever if I was left alone in a room with them for long enough !

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honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

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Text 🥧 LoJo

Jojo: Ew, nobody does, outside of women written by men in movies. You should go for it though, just use your hands.

Lola: Or women written by the woman playing them, they’re always so gross for no reason. But okay I’m gonna go for it! Updates coming soon!