can't stop the feeling

CASH FORRESTER. 20. Senior! Son of Penny Forrester. Behind-the-camera guy. Dreamworks enthusiast, Auratube movie critic, film student, and dating Alicia Triton and Leander Ambrosius! That's right, and. 💖💖💖 aka luckiest guy in the damn world.

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jacqueline-chavez​:

It’s never too early or too late to do anything! Unless when you’re cooking then you kinda gotta make sure you’re on time. But anywayyyys! Favorite movie is literally anything with Tina Fey and/or Amy Poehler. They’re comedy geniuses.

I loved Tina Fey in Megamind, her voice was perfect for Roxanne Richie! Other than that, I haven’t seen much of her work, other than Mean Girls since I heard that was a classic and honestly I was surprised by how problematic it was so I haven’t sought out her other stuff. Thanks though! And I did specifically ask for holiday movies so like, do either of them have any of those?

[cashforrester]

I know it’s way too early to start watching Christmas movies but I don’t care! So if you have a favorite winter holiday movie, tell me, because otherwise I’m at serious risk of just rewatching Shrek the Halls until the new year.

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Lola: I don’t know! But it happened to me on accident so maybe it happens for real and no one talks about it? Thank you! I am an expert on it! It would not! I’d be so sad about your cute little face being disrespected by one of those banana looking anal plugs! If I had a really good story idea while passed out in a container full of minions, I simply do not know how I would be able to live with myself and my idea. It’s just too cursed!

Cash: I'm pretty sure kidnapping just happens in movies; if it happened, why wouldn't we talk about it? And you're welcome! And awww, thanks, that's sweet of you, actually. Now I feel bad for laughing at you, my bad! But also now I want to look up Minion anal plugs to see if those are legit sold anywhere, just to lose my faith in humanity a little bit more lol. And you know what, that's valid.

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Puck: I actually really like that? Me and Rip kind of did the same thing where it was kind of like beer pong but not? If you made the shot, you take a shot though lmao but I like it, it works and makes cleaning fun! We'll use the annoying tactic if the fun stops working.

Puck: You never know though! If you stress the rave thing, people might come with all kinds of crazy colors painted on them and end up looking like trolls anyway. Costume parties are always a fun option though, especially with Halloween coming up in a couple of months. They'll probably be everywhere soon.

Cash: I am having trouble picturing what garbage pong looks like LOL but awesome, that sounds good! If we DID make it a Trolls party, the trash cans could all just be Bergens even but maybe that's a step too far.

Cash: Is there a way to REALLY stress the rave thing? I'm not sure how to throw parties, the last one I ever threw still had paper invitations. But fun colors are the best so I freaking hope so! It could even be a body paint party if we wanted! And YEAH but being a Troll for Halloween isn't quite the same. I've done it like five years already anyway so like, it's just kind of normal. Do you know what you're going to be yet?

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Puck: Trust me, I know. I'm usually the guy going around and cleaning up all the Solo cups lmao it's probably in vain to ask them to clean, but it can be done. I can be very annoying about the environment when I wanna be.

Puck: So wait, if you're gonna be dressed as a troll, that mean costumes required? Or at least as close to a costume as possible?

Cash: Maybe we could make it like a game? Like have a trash can with a HUGE mouth and people have to feed it? Idk! Either way, it's good to be annoying about the environment! Use that!

Cash: Nah, I don't think costumes would be required. I just personally would not pass up the opportunity to go to a Trolls rave and NOT dress up lol idc if I'm the only one in a costume tbh! It's TROLLS!

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Puck: Dude, right? It'd be hella lit, especially with glow sticks and black lights. Just make sure people party responsibly too and pick up, because wow, that'd leave SUCH a mess behind lol

Puck: I'm so not arguing about whether I have a drinking habit because then it'll definitely sound like I have one. It's not that though, so chill. I'd just rather drink at a party than at home, it ain't that deep.

Cash: Oh gosh, yeah, parties always leave behind like a tornado of trash! I'm not sure how to make sure people clean though, I'm not exactly the most assertive dude, especially when dressed as a Troll.

Cash: PHEW, you don't know HOW relieved I am to hear that! Mostly because I'd have no idea how to actually navigate that but also because YAY, no drinking habits for you! Sorry for being a little paranoid about it but it's better to be safe than sorry, you know?

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Lola: It was more comfy than the time I got accidentally kidnapped and spent two days stuck in an intermodal container. PLUS I’m a lil crossfaded and everything not cement, metallic or pokey is way more comfortable than it should be! I’m glad SOMEONE found amusement in my struggle tho because it was Not funny to me. I didn’t have any dreams while I was in there. Maybe it was my 🧠 protecting me from the uglies.

Cash: People don't actually kidnap in Auradon, do they?! I thought that was a myth! I haven't ever been crossfaded but I'll trust your opinion on that since you're definitely what I'd consider to be an expert. I'm sorry but the idea o me sleeping on a Minion butt would make you laugh too, I'm sure! And good! It's kind of a shame you didn't have ANY dreams, though. Sometimes the best story ideas come from dreams, you know!

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Lola: just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart. Can’t tell if I’m living my best life because it was comfy or my worst life because my face was on a MINION butt.

Cash: HOW was it comfy sleeping in a beanbag bin?! My back hurts these days if I sleep on my BED wrong, much less a beanbag. The idea of your face on a Minion butt made me laugh really, rEALLY loud though. How did those ugly little things not osmosis their way into your dreams?

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Puck: It could totally be a lowkey Trolls thing, you know? Just make a playlist of the songs they sing in the movies, even if they're not the movie versions, just get rainbow decorations and throw a bunch of glitter everywhere. Kinda just sounds like a DIY rave now!

Puck: I think so? I mean, mostly, but you know how it is. Figuring shit out one thing at a time. But I'm not trying to be a downer, we doing this thing?

Cash: I'm not going to lie, that sounds REALLY cool! I've always wanted to go to a Trolls themed rave! And that means we can have loads of pastries and goodies since they're crazy about sugar and stuff!

Cash: Uuuh I mean, it sounds fun, but honestly? I don't want to throw a party if it'll enable a drinking habit? And I know that's lame of me but that's how I am.

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Puck: Bruh, you hear of any end of summer parties? If not, we should totally do it ourselves! This summer's been kind of a bummer on the party scene, you know?

Puck: Plus, it'd make the drinking I've been doing a lot less sad if it was at a party, js.

Cash: I'm not really super clued in to the party scene so nope, haven't heard a thing! I could ask Leander, he usually knows more about that kind of thing! But us, throwing a party? Maybe you could do it but the only kind of party I'd want to throw is a Shrek or Trolls one and idk if people would be that into it LOL.

Cash: Jeez, that's bleak. Are you okay?

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Leander: ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💞?

Leander: IT DOES OFFEND ME BECAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE!!!

Leander: It’s very complicated but not that weird? Kally’s engaged to the mortal and she has Hemi but we don’t have any way of knowing if their kids will be like demi demi gods or more like us. So I’m kind of the last hope? Also like the only one who’d carry on the Ambrosious name anyway and there’s just no such thing as mortal Ambrosious! PLUS since we’ve always been mostly on the same page about respecting who we are and our magic, breeding with someone basically nonmagical would feel like a betrayal and I feel that! Not as much as I feel like any breeding done in this…thing would be fucking amazing but still. It’s very heavy shit. No one WANTS anyone other than you Cash, don’t even start that.

Cash: I love that! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💞

Cash: I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I TRICKED YOU INTO LOVING ME BUT ALSDFAKSJDLF THANKS.

Cash: Well, if that's something Gani cares about, shouldn't SHE have been the one to find a wizard/sorcerer? And I mean... if Alicia and I marry into your family someday, there WILL be some mortal Ambrosius's, you know? You can respect who you are and your magic and do your best to teach it to the next generation without side-lining this thing, right? Because I know I wouldn't be able to make anything BUT a mortal baby but I hope... I don't know. Sorry. I'm getting ahead of myself anyway. I'LL TRY NOT TO START BUT HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO GET A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WANTING A MAGICAL HEIR WHEN I'M LIKE THE LEAST MAGICAL PERSON EVER?! WHAT IF YOU LOVE ME BUT I'M STILL NOT WHAT YOU WANT OR NEED LONG TERM?

Cash: Sorry, you don't have to answer that. Just having a little bit of a freak-out but it'll pass lol!

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Leander: 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Leander: 🤨

Leander: Okay, I thought so. I’m not going to do it and I didn’t particularly want to either , but I figured it would be worth an ask. Well I was kind of checking and seeing where Gani stands on the whole “our lineage will die with me if I don’t breed with a magical being” thing like idk way way way before anything might happen in the very very distant possible future! Turns out mermaids are basically just humans with fins and any breeding with one of them would hurt my sister a LOT!

Cash: Do you know if there's any emojis that mean "I would die for you and also you're incredibly hot and I'm in love with you so much"?

Cash: What?! I DON'T THINK I'M THE KIND OF GUY PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH, I'M SORRY IF THAT OFFENDS YOU SOMEHOW???

Cash: Oh. Well, that sounds kind of complicated? And weird. Like, I don't really get how your life decisions could hurt your sister that much when she's got her own life decisions going on. But if you breed with the mermaid I'm sure we're both thinking about, you're going to be so lucky, because any kid of Alicia's is going to be incredible. And also if you both want a third more magical parenting partner for whatever reason, I'd understand that too! Like... it would suck but also I want you both to be happy.

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Leander: 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Leander: You cannot be IN friend love. I definitely have used the words “IN LOVE” with you two before you finally believed me! Part of you was correct but !!! ALL of you should’ve know that it was for you both!

Leander: ANYWAY fun little hypothetical side note: If I find, fuck and then sire a bastard child with a witch. Would you be offended? Yes or no?

Cash: 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Cash: What do I know?! I'm like a very very friendly dude, maybe IN friend love could've existed just for me. It's not about YOU or how obvious you made it. I STILL have trouble believing either of you are into me like that. You could've proposed and I would've thought it was a fun friend thing but that's because I'm a DUMMY.

Cash: I'd be maybe a little offended, yeah? But where is that even coming from? Do you WANT to ffs with a witch?

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Leander: You know what’s crazy that I never take enough advantage of, Dude? I can just SAY that I’m in love with you and Leesh now and no one thinks I’m joking! I love you!!!

Cash: 😳😳😳😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰

Cash: To be FAIR, I never thought you were "joking". I thought you meant, like, friend love! At least, with me. Part of me thought maybe you were in ACTUAL love with Alicia because who wouldn't be? But aklajs thank you. That's so crazy still. I love you too! And I still can't believe I can SAY it now but I love love love you.

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if there's a pet dog in your future, what do you plan to name it and why?

I wouldn’t want to name a dog alone if I was raising it with other people, but if I got to choose? I’d probably name it Donkey.

honesty hour!

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if you could make a movie, what would it be called and what would it be about?

I mean, I have a few movie ideas under my belt. I don’t really have good titles in mind because titles are HARD, but I can list out some of the ideas and maybe if someone else has a title idea, that’d be cool!

a baby bear who believes that she’s the last unicorn in existence gets swept up in a quest to find out if magic still exists in their kingdom or not

a hobbit, a sexy wizard, and a beautiful mermaid become friends despite their people being at war and have to navigate their secret friendship

vampire twin sisters are celebrating their sweet sixteen-hundred when their dad drops a bombshell -- their mom is human and still alive!

honesty hour!

[pucksherman]

Did I just watch Shrek 2 yesterday? Yes. Am I watching it again today? Also yes. Look, if they didn’t want me to watch it a million times, they wouldn’t have made it so damn good. And call me crazy, but I think I like it more than the first one.

[cashforrester]

I would never call you crazy for that! In fact, if anybody ever calls you crazy for that, let me know and I’ll talk to them on your behalf. The first Shrek is amazing, like truly a perfect film, but Shrek 2 is a verified cinematic masterpiece. It’s probably my favorite movie of all time. In fact, if you want company rewatching... well, let’s just say I’m always available for Shrek 2!