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My name's Maddy, and here is the shit excuse for a tumblr blog I have. Any pronouns work. You get the gist

[socalledlad]

Demonic Possession: The Morning After

If he’s being 100% honest, Virgil isn’t fond of the demon that’s decided to possess him. 

CW: mild profanity, Deceit is a demon (but by no means evil), ref. to physiological response to anxiety 

AO3 // masterlist of all my writing

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[thebootydiaries]

me: flicks the lights on

all of my insecurities: just standin there

me: immediately flicks the lights back off

[thelollipopking]

Blanche DuBois ghostwrote this

[onlytwitterpics]

[studypetals]

i feel so attacked right now

[lesbiansassemble]

Deadpool 2: a pansexual lead, a mixed race lgbt couple, a plus-sized main character and a female superhero with vitiligo

Me:

[wickoff]

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over

[paddingtonfilms-archive-deactiv]

tom holland and the frogs he houses in his mouth

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[businessofwomen]

You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

[piewithcheese-deactivated202012]

Pretty edgy. Also 3 outh of 4 times a hoe

[wlwellbutrin]

actually men aren’t allowed to talk about women so jot that down

[filministic]

The Lady in the Van (2015) dir. Nicholas Hytner

[thatsthat24]

If I Was a Wizard Dad, Probably… ⚡️

[egdramaqueen]

((OOC: James Potter if he had lived past 21))

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[tofugargoyle]

Y’all: Are you a flannel lesbian, hoodie lesbian or jean jacket lesbian?

Me, an intellectual:

[hakuteeth]

chris hemsworth: well first of all, they’re all men so i cant have sex with any of them

tom holland: id fuck chris hemsworth in a heartbeat

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

[venusisascending-deactivated202]

I had one throw a water bottle at me for ignoring him as I walked down the street. I was 6 months pregnant with my daughter on my way to a doctors appointment. The bottle missed me.

He’s lucky I was pregnant. I pulled my box cutter out on a dude one night on the train when I used to work nights a few years back. I scare myself sometimes because I’m gonna kill somebody one day.

[helpfulblackwitch]

I always carry my knife with me just because dudes love to act stupid so I’m prepared to cut they ass accordingly :)

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg where can I get a pocket knife?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Amazon! They have these knifes disguised as keys.

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

I got this on amazon. Closes up and looks like a leaf. Sits right on my key chain.

[dosed-by-you-deactivated2022052]

WomenOnGuard.com also has a selection, many of which you can find on Amazon - but should you find yourself spending $50 on self defense weapons, WomenOnGuard.com offers free pepper spray & free shipping (as of March 14, 2018 - in case that offer ends at some point)

[andalusiapunk]

As someone with limited strength and physical mobility, but who can press a button pretty easily, I recommend personal keychain alarms that are set to make a VERY loud noise (140db–about the same noise level as a chainsaw). They’re about $8 a piece usually, but you can buy 3 for 16 and split them among your family and friends. If it doesn’t startle and deter the harasser/attacker, it’ll definitely get someone’s attention.

[lousysharkbutt]

he’s a little starstruck

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[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[verdite]

[crossed-quills]

I have seen the depths of Mordor and it’s lack of appropriate tags and ratings. I have seen it’s antiquated upload system and bad comment thread lines. Do not speak to me of it’s terms and conditions. I was there when they were written.

[darkpuck]

TRY FF.NET IN 2001 YOU COWARDS

[osointricate]

AOL message boards

[alrightevans]

i hope harry took full advantage of being able 2 say he literally died and came back 2 life to save the wizarding world like *has to queue for ten minutes outside the ministry entrance to get into work* ‘i did not die for this’ *hermione is nagging him for some paper work* ‘i already literally died for the wizarding world hermione is that not enough’  *draco makes a smug comment in the corridor* ‘shut up malfoy i died for your sins’