Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh no.

Please help me. I'm a Muppet trapped in the body of a 24 year old faggot. (Credit for the profile image goes to the lovely Whoophoney)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just almost said something was “free use” instead of “public domain” 💀

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[thesweetiepienovels]

YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE SILLY! YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WEIRDEST SELF WITH! YOU CHOOSE THE PERSON WHO YOU DON’T FEEL YOU HAVE TO HIDE ANY PART OF YOURSELF FROM!

[learningfromlosing]

*talking to myself* god what a fucking dumba.. *remembers changing the words even slightly can help break a self depreciation loop* what a silly fucking goose

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[avantgarden-er]

i'm the stripper that Loves you

[lycanr0t]

comic about chronic fatigue

[starfish-spencer]

They just don't want him getting left out 🥺

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil