Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh no.

Please help me. I'm a Muppet trapped in the body of a 24 year old faggot. (Credit for the profile image goes to the lovely Whoophoney)

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[revolted-nycto]

sobbing

[homoerotisch]

why has anyone bothered to write a kissing scene after annie proulx wrote this in 1997

[segamascott]

[nevver]

“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[graves-yard]

I haven’t watched all his movies yet someone help me fill out the horniness chart

[graves-yard]

Okay i did completely forget about Nice Guys

[transmaskulinavan]

Black trans men with big loving brown eyes who quit straightening their hair and love themselves and love being Black men. you agree

[transmaskulinavan]

hey btw to every Black transmasc who has reblogged this and said something to the effect of "hey this is me" in the tags. i love you. i can't describe the joy it makes me feel to read that. you are so fucking precious to me. please live. i love you. please be kind to yourself. i love you. i love you, i love you, i love you.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[forecast0ctopus]

20 years of PSYCH 🎉🎉🎉

[unionizedwizard]

everything so scary & forever .

[unionizedwizard]

[kaletastrophes]

This is what’s happening to those doctors on The Pitt