The Loneliest Robot

Discovering what it means to be human is hard when you can't understand emotions

[theloneliestrobot]

I couldn't make up my mind if what costume to wear so I decided to try on both an angel and a devil at the same time and then have them debate which one I should choose. It's still up in the air. Let me know what you think I should choose #devilbot #angelbot #devil #angel #robot #robots #robotart #halloweencostumes

[theloneliestrobot]

Trying to look bored in my King costume. I think I succeeded in making everyone seem inferior. That's all kings are for. #kingrobot #king #kingbot #robot #robotart #robots #royalrobot #royalty #crown #throne #royal

[theloneliestrobot]

Practicing my balance today while in my karate bot costume. The key here is to find a super scenic spot before just perching on one leg. I learned from the mr. Miyagi right. #karate #karatebot #robotkarate #karatekid #halloween #halloweencostumes #costumes #robot #robots #robotart

[theloneliestrobot]

Home on the range today in my cowboy costume. I sat so still the horse didn't see me when it was grazing and I got to touch it before it ran away. #cowbot #cowboyrobot #robotcowboy #robot #halloween

[theloneliestrobot]

Taking a break from costumes today to carve my first pumpkin. I don't know what I'm going to name him yet. Any suggestions? #robotpumpkin #robot #pumpkin #carving #carvingpumpkins #halloween

[theloneliestrobot]

I don't understand the fascination with yarn. It just seems like string to me. But otherwise life as a cat has been grand. #catbot #robotkitty #meow #yarn #cat #robot

[theloneliestrobot]

Aaahhh a dinosaur! Oh wait that's just me in my T-Rex costume. I scared myself! #dinobot #trex #robot #dinosaurs #prehistoricrobot #costumes #halloween #halloweencostumes #robots #robotart

[theloneliestrobot]

Taking you to flight school today in my teacher costume. Or am I a pilot? It's fairly ambiguous I know. Now all I need is a prop plane. #flyingrobot #pilot #teacher #goggles #scarf #cap #robots #robotart #flying #redbaron #bluesky #robotinthesky #halloween #halloweencostumes #costumes

[theloneliestrobot]

I joined a fraternity I think. Or at least went Greek. This is what frat bros do right, wear togas and eat grapes? All hail Lonelius Caesar! #loneliuscaesar #greek #grapes #toga #olives #greekrobot #robot #robots #robotart #halloween #halloweencostumes

[theloneliestrobot]

Laying low in my Safari outfit. Trying to see if there's anything to look at. So far I haven't seen anything. I wonder where all the African animals are at? Oh right the watering hole. I'll try there next. #safari #robot #safarirobot #africa #lion #binoculars #costumes #halloween #halloweencostumes #africansafari #africanlion #robots #robotart #adventuretime #adventure

[theloneliestrobot]

Hisssss! I'm a snake! I mean a Vampire. But I can't really see that much of a difference. Seems to me that vampires are just snakes with capes. #robotvampire #vampireequalssnakepluscape #cape #hair #fangs #vampire #robot #robots #robotart #robo #halloween #halloweencostumes #snakeswithcapes

[theloneliestrobot]

Special Egg Delivery! The Easter robot is here to make everyone smile. I think that's what bunnies do. Anyways I got ears for the first time which made me taller. Almost tall enough to ride the rides. #easterrobot #robotbunny #bunny #robot #easter #greenfields #ears #robots #robotart #halloween #halloweencostumes

[theloneliestrobot]

Today only I will fix anyone's problems. You can trust me because I'm a doctor. Just kidding I'm only dressed like a doctor, but I must say this white jacket makes me look so professional. #robot #doctorlonelyMD #doctor #lonely #drlonely #robotdoctor #halloweencostumes #halloween #glasses #stethoscope #labcoat #drdoctor

[theloneliestrobot]

Dressed like the Tin Man today from the Wizard of Oz. Just between you and me though I'm actually Aluminium. Don't tell anyone #robot #robots #robotart #tinman #wizardofoz #lonely #robotart #halloween #halloweencostumes #costumes #ifionlyhadabrain

[theloneliestrobot]

Dressed up like a witch, broom and all. It was exciting to fly above and look down on everyone. I'm also a fan of the way I look in black #witch #broomstick #moon #robot #robots #robotart #flyingbroomstick #magicrobot #pointyhat #cape #amazinglyclean

[theloneliestrobot]

Set sail on the high seas in my pirate costume today. Made sure to pillage and plunder while I could. #robotpirate #robot #robots #pirates #pirateship #sail #robotart #sword #eyepatch #argh

[theloneliestrobot]

Sitting around the fire in my cavebot costume thinking about all of my ancestors. They would have run on fossil fuels. I hope they remember to keep well oiled to prevent rust. #cavebot #robot #prehistoricrobot #toga #club #cavern #hunting #halloween #halloweencostumes #robots #robotart #caveman #costumes