The Dorito Bag

Yo. I'm Dorito (or Z) and I do stuff sometimes [ they/any pronouns • pst • minor • "artist" ] Follow my (WIP) comic blogs: @through-the-winger @guide-your-spirit @glaciers-and-dark-places [ directly linked on my pinned post! ] Replies, mentions, and messages are restricted on this blog for my own safety and comfort online [ pfp is by BilboBaggins on toyhou.se & artfight! ]

[thelonelydoritoez]

Introduction Post

…because all the cool kids do it

[ This post will be edited / updated occasionally ]

BYI + Blog Warnings

• I am a minor so don’t be weird or else I will block you.

• I cannot understand your typing quirk!! Expect no reply or a block if you use one!

• My profile is generally 14+ and will contain swearing, dark / offensive humor, infrequent innuendos, and occasional lighthearted jabs at politics. Browse with caution.

• Asks will always remain open as a method of communication since I currently have replies and mentions set to “blogs I’m following & blogs following me for a week” only. However, anonymous will forever be disabled to ward off weirdos. Please respect that this is for my own safety and comfort online! :]

Fun Stuff About Me

• I am the Dorito. The only one. All other Doritos are figments of your imagination. (Also known by Z / Zee and various nicknames.)

• Neurodivergent (AuDHD) homeschooled highschooler with a circadian rhythm sleep disorder, numerous mood / anxiety dysfunctions, a handful of food intolerances, and IBS.

• Agender demiflux + laurian + aroace-spec + queerplatonic. Any/all pronouns with a preference for they/them.

• I have 6 snakes, 2 cats, 1 dog, and 1 frog. I’m gathering an army.

• I draw cats with silly hairstyles, emo anthro people, and very occasionally humans.

• Every night at 3am PST/PDT on the dot, I start levitating and spinning at precisely one 360-degree rotation per second for exactly 11 minutes and 6 seconds while Mongolian throat singing.

• I joined tumblr mainly to read comics and doomscroll my hyperfixations 2-3 times a day. Said current hyperfixations are: astronomy / space (the ever-expanding vacuum surrounding our pale blue dot), snakes (sentient muscle noodles), and Avenged Sevenfold (band)!

• I have a bad tendency to save things as drafts then completely forget to post them for god knows how long.

My Tags

• #my art | Self-explanatory

• #not my art | Also self-explanatory

• #my wips | Work-in-progresses of my stuff

• #my refs | Reference sheets of my characters

• #dorito yaps | I talk too much about random stuff

• #dorito bitches | I bitch and moan and whine about random stuff

• #G&DP | One of my stories and a future edgy cat comic, Stuck Between a Glacier and a Dark Place (or just Glaciers and Dark Places / G&DP for short)

• #GYS | One of my stories and possibly-upcoming edgy cult cat comic, Guide Your Spirit

• #wings | An upcoming comic of mine about a young cat abandoned by his bird-worshipping religion after he committed a serious sin

• #rebog | Reblog of one of my posts

• #reblog | Reblog of somebody else’s post

• More tba when I actually post more instead of reblogging random posts that pop up on my dashboard

Cool Links

• @its-a-doozee (my art archive blog)

• @through-the-winger (one of my comic sideblogs)

• @guide-your-spirit (one of my comic sideblogs)

• @glaciers-and-dark-places (one of my comic sideblogs)

• My toyhou.se profile (most active here!)

• My comicfury profile

• My PCE profile (very active)

• My artfight profile (least active outside of June-August)

• My [public] spotify playlists

• I'm also on magma and minecraft! :]

• I’m inactive on a few sites, which I’ve decided not to include here.

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[thelonelydoritoez]

Nice.

[thelonelydoritoez]

Clangen keeps bullying my lesbians

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[bacteriumphage]

You guys are so close to getting it

[bacteriumphage]

I'm adding onto this by saying that it's OK to dislike an animal! It's OK to say that an animal scares you or that you generally do not like being around them!! What ISN'T ok is trying to justify your hatred towards them by claiming they are some kind of mass murdering evil super villain that should go extinct because of their natural behaviour or appearance, because if you do that you are an asshole and i think you should educate yourself

[wibtown]

From a Discussion 🐝

Just because you hate something doesn’t mean you can’t respect them.

[thelonelydoritoez]

Tragic news: my newest and most prominent vocal stim is meowing.

[huitunkuutti]

Seal adopts! Seal adopts!! Seal adopts !!! Here they come!!

A while ago I asked what kind of adopts you would like to see from me, and surprisingly seals won (tieflings might be coming next heheh). Anyway making these deisgns was so much fun, I love drawing pinnipeds.

All designs are 20- 25 $, and you can buy them off my ko-fi:

Visit Kuutti's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

All the money made from these supports me and my art :3

[thelonelydoritoez]

I find much joy in drawing them.

[minovskyy]

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[important-cat-pics]

[maekas]

Oh look! A Strawbeardie!

[rabbittongues]

[deeptrospection]

[pixelcatsend]

Our next registration window opens tonight, August 8th at midnight, and will run until the end of the day on Saturday, August 15th ET!

Pixel Cat's End is a virtual pet site where you collect and manage a village of cat-like creatures. You can dress them up, give them jobs, build and decorate their homes, and take them on tabletop-rpg-style adventures.

Come down and get yourself some small, round little kitty not-cats! Features:

The tiniest baby kittens you have ever seen in your entire life.

A very slow/casual-paced game that you can easily keep up with even if busy with work or school.

Say goodbye to the gender binary.

TWO Giant (friendly) magical moose (one with hundreds of eyes), if that sweetens the deal for you.

Mermaid kitties with fishy tails.

Ascend your cats to their final form and give them antlers, wings, and bonus eyes.

Some future features:

*SOON* Building a 360km boardwalk by hand. (Yes, every plank. And yes, I've done the math.)

Magical kitty cat superpowers (and terrible consequences for unlocking the secrets of the universe).

Find us at pixelcatsend dot com

[herpsandbirds]

I LOVE TO BITE THINGS

CUZ I LIVE TO BITE

I LOVE TO BITE THINGS

AND I ALSO LOVE TO BITE

BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE