Tonguetied & Twisted

My name is Hannah. I really like it when people talk to me! So this is an invitation to talk to me and I'm not kidding! My blog doesn't make a lot of sense but neither do the things inside my head so I guess that's predictable behavior right

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*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*

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Looking for more blogs to follow :)

Reblog if you post: -Supernatural -Teenwolf -Avengers -Hannibal -Sterek -Destiel -Jared Padalecki -Jensen Ackles -Misha Collins

I will follow back! :)

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oops yup I ship it so hard good night

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Supernatural is nominated for so many people's choice awards oh my gosh people go vote right now

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video

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dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.

pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were “optional” but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because it’s fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.

that year in health we also learned “how to spot the identifying features of a crack baby” which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked “how do i know if i’m a lesbian?” our teacher looked disgusted and she replied “how would i know? i’m not a lesbian!”

EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we “cut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding day” and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school

the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed “low self-esteem” “stunted social growth” and “depression,” among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, “well, i’m personally against abortion, so we’re just going to skip this section,” which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.

the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i don’t think that counts cause it was in an intro to women’s studies class.

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hahaha

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I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MISHA COLLIN’S BUTT DURING MY PHOTO OP

I MEANT TO TOUCH HIS LOWER BACK BUT NOPE I TOUCHED HIS BUTT

HE DIDN’T CARE THOUGH AND JENSEN FUCKING WINKED AT ME

SHIT SHIT SHIT

BEST WEEKEND EVER

[jensenacklesruinedmylife]

if jensen ross ackles winked at you hOW THE FUCK AR EYOU ACTUALLY ALIVE?!?!!?!?!?!!

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you’ve done it. you’ve made the best post about vancon.

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Dylan about pool scene.

[ernoji-deactivated20130308]

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

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oh shit it’s already happened

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WHAT

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[hipsterbrigadier]

Perfect post for the 50th

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cas trying to fix the slushie machine and breaking it is just a metaphor for his entire existence