Lord Puffin

Sit down and get some cookies cuz this is going to be long.

[thelordpuffin]

Wait... WHAT?!

January 2020: almost WWIII

February 2020: Australia on fire

March 2020: COVID-19 quarantine

April 2020: The Krakatoa Volcano erupts

So 2020 has been trying to kill us all since the very beginning but it's okay bc we all wanted to die right? Or it was just for the memes? 😳

[thelordpuffin]

Babies and monsters?

I know I know I KNOW 🙄 I'm doing it now, Jesus.

I'm going to do this super fast bc I have no time.

I saw a little boy with his baby sister and his mother and was kinda cute and everything, that even made me think that maybe someday I would have kids bc I CAN 😏 (but I want to? 🤔) annnnnnd then the kid started to scream "JE VEUX UNE GLACE, UNE GLACE, UNE GLACE" and that ended my fantasy, puff! it just took 5 seconds.

I know that not all the kids are the same but GOOD LORD it was monstrous, I'm still a little bit scared, he screamed so LOUD and his poor mother almost beg him to calm down.

SAVAGE.

I don't want to say anything else. Later!

[thelordpuffin]

Hangovers and bad bad decisions

I know what are you thinking and it's not what it looks like, I promise 😌✋.

I'm obviously a healthy person who doesn't drink any kind of alcohol 🙄, Jesus!

BUT I DO TAKE BAD DECISIONS (lord send help)

Like that time when I thought that put a bean in my ear👂 would be a GREAT idea and my mom and I ended in a hospital with me screaming "THEY WANT TO KILL ME, HEEEEEEEELP!"

Or when I agreed to an innocent dance 🤦‍♀️(down, down, down) with a friend (who likes me) and I thought that it would be just a dance, SPOILER ALERT ⚠️⚠️⚠️ it wasn't and our entire circle of friends went crazy about it because for some reason they want us together🤷‍♀️, like "in a relationship" and then get married and that adulthood stuff 🤨 (HAHA NO WAY DUDE 😠).

THEY ARE NUTS IF THEY THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE IN TO SOCIAL PRESSURE I'm a free spirit and I DON'T LIKE THIS PERSON at all.

See?

BAD DECISIONS

Also I have a headache that has to count as a hangover for that situation.

Tbh not even in my wildest dreams I thought this would go so far, but this may be the amusing part of life?

Again I don't know.

But I do know two things:

FIRST

I want all my weekend points sooooo professor just look at this example of constancy and dedication and authorize my entry to the program, I don't want to do this anymore 😩 it's kinda painful... also I'm getting bored 🙄.

SECOND

Don't agree to do anything with a Wacky Jackie!!! not even if your friends ask you to do it, the problems you can have aren't worth it.

Later! Lord Puffin

[thelordpuffin]

Is that so?

The teacher told us that we have to write about the things we want, think or whatever.

WHAT?!

I mean, do you even remember what being young is like?

Dude, half the time I don't know who's talking to me AND USUALLY THEY JUST TOLD ME THEIR NAMES A FEW MINUTES AGO.

But am I going to ask them their names again? ABSOLUTELY NO.

Am I going to change my mind? Also no.

Is that a bad idea? Of course it is you don’t have to ask that!

Imagine this, I’m walking waiting nothing from the life and all of a sudden one of them GREETS ME, I’m going to be like “hey, how are you doing? (Mentally thinking “please don’t ask me if I remember you cause I don’t”) you know what? I’M SUPER LATE FOR SOMETHING, LATER! And that’s how I’m going to die alone without friends.

I don’t know the kind of deep things she wants us to write about.

I just know that I want to be happy, that’s the life about.

Right?

I. DON’T. KNOWWWW. And that’s a true story 😌🤚.

Even though I’m like Jon Snow and know nothing I’m going to give you all two unsolicited advices.

FIRST.

Say “thank you”, to your parents, to your waitress, to the random stranger in the bank who keeps the door open for you... it doesn’t matter, just SAY IT, I hate when people don't do it, I mean who raised you, a duck? (Cause I have to tell you that those creatures are completely SAVAGES) 🦆🔥

SECOND.

Be kind even on your bad days, with everybody, your parents, your siblings, your teachers even if they force you to do strange things like this, don’t be a moron, the world needs nice people.

And yeah, that’s all.

Bisous 💋, Lord Puffin

[thelordpuffin]

Send help and stop this nonsense

THIS is a scholar project and I NEED the points so here we go. Wish me luck. 😒

The thing is english IS NOT my first language, so I’m deeply sorry for all the grammatical mistakes that I could commit, I AM TRYING SO BAD, I speak french and spanish 🙌.

Basically I have to tell all over the internet who I am, what I like and yeah my life, tbh my life is pretty ridiculous, if something could happen it probably would happen to me.

I have nothing else to say.

Spread the word and help this poor soul in troubles.

Aaaaalso please tell me when I do something wrong on my sentences, I have to improve it.

Bisous 💋 Lord Puffin